* Posts by Pascal Monett

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US gov claims ransomware 'earned' $590m in the first half of 2021 alone – mostly in Bitcoin

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Re: Accessory to Extortion ?

Although I agree with you wholeheartedly, I don't see that miscreants outside the US are going to be much bothered by being charged with extortion by a US court.

The only way to get a grip on this is by making it an international crime and rolling it into Interpol's purview.

And even then, Russian hackers won't give a damn (nor will Chinese hackers), but it might allow for shutting down the exchanges that make it possible.

Chinese tech minister says he's 'dealt with' 73,000 sites that breached the law

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Only 4,200 out of 1.83 million ?

That seems like a surprisingly decent score to me. I would have expected tens of thousands of "illegal" apps for almost two million scanned.

I'm pretty sure that a scan of Apple or Android app stores would find loads more.

Amazon textbook rental service scammed for $1.5m

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That's a very good question.

I'd've thought that, after losing 500, somebody would be taking a closer look at what was going on.

It would appear that this activity was likely drowned under the hundreds of thousands of daily deliveries and also, that Amazon has been automated to the point that the whole thing administers itself.

Amazon needs to revisit the concept of activity alarms.

Windows terminates here. Please remember to finish setting it up on arrival

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FAIL

Seriously, guys

When will business understand that a slideshow only needs a competent programmer and an R-Pi ?

For the love of Pete, stop shoveling Borkzillaware into every nook and cranny simply because you don't have a fucking clue.

Boeing 737 Max chief technical pilot charged with deceiving US aviation regulators over MCAS

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Flame

You mean : all the ones above him in the food chain ?

Because the Board should get a lashing from this as well, and I'm not talking stock value.

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Terrifying link.

Not only the FAA is not doing everything to get back to a proper oversight function, but it is actively dialing its own oversight down and delegating its decisions to vested interests.

Tell me : is the FAA run by Republicans perchance ?

Everyone who wants a smartphone for Chrimbo will get one, but in the real world things are somewhat different

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Don't forget the NSA spying device . . .

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"The chipset famine has truly arrived"

They're never going to admit that the smartphone market is saturated, now are they ?

Any excuse but that.

Missouri governor demands prosecution of reporter for 'decoding HTML source code' and reporting a data breach

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Re: Da Gov da Nor

Oooh, you're stretching there. That would mean he knows how to install an app on a smartphone.

I'm betting he's barely capable of punching in a phone number. He's probably got a secretary to deal with all the technical details of inputting a phone number, and she (because of course it's a she, he's an alpha male, dammit) passes him the phone when the call is being made.

After all, he can't burden his two functional neurons with such mundane matters . . .

Toyota needs more than its Cheer Squad to deal with chip shortages, as five more home factories forced into idleness

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Not to mention the off-the-cuff question of exactly how experienced are the people designing these custom chips ?

If I had a car company, I think I'd prefer asking Intel (AMD/TSMC/whatever) to a meeting where I would specify what I need from said chip, and let them propose a solution.

I'm sure the tools to design a chip today are plentiful and good, but just like programming languages, that doesn't mean that the people using them are doing so at the top ability of the software.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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So, Alice and Bob are "colonial structures" now

It's programming. Programming was built in English. Yes, I know the USA is not the first place in the world programming took place, but it is the place where programming took hold and started swamping the masses.

You have two entities, A and B. You don't want people to feel like they're reading a mathematics treaty (even if they kinda are), so you want to humanize them. Back when those manuals were written, Alice and Bob were an acceptable, logical choice, not a colonial one. I kinda irks me how many people can feel offended for people they don't even know.

So let's cut the bullshit : make a survey of what names can replace Alice and Bob. Make it worldwide, but control that one IP address can only enter one ticket.

And if you end up with Aranahooteepie and BobbyMcBobFace, it's your fault.

Acer expands its antimicrobial PC offerings – with caveat they may not offer any protection

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Use copper

Copper has proven anti-bacterial properties, does not need to be reapplied and would make for a killer keyboard+mouse combo.

Now that I've thought of that, I want it !

LAN traffic can be wirelessly sniffed from cables with $30 setup, says researcher

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I thought LAN cables were shielded

Okay, I agree that nothing is perfect, but it seems a bit of a stretch to say that you could detect LAN traffic from tens of meters away by "listening" to a shielded cable.

You might be able to do it from the other side of a wall, but if you want to target a specific cable, good luck.

I accept this could work if you can set it up in the server room, but then we're back to the Primary Rule : if you have access, security is gone.

Apple warns sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything

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Re: Could they have found the magic balance?

Borkzilla has found no balance, it is simply surfing the sheer volume of applications that exist for the Windows environment, coupled with total apathy from the users who couldn't care less what OS they are running, and the apparent mind control it enjoys on the business users.

Legacy is what is making money for Borkzilla, that and the current Cloud madness.

The day Linux will have as many useful applications is the day Borkzilla will start to see its money vault shrink.

Former Intel AI boss Naveen Rao is now counting the cost of machine learning, literally

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"hardware performance per dollar is growing at only a fraction of that rate"

Well duh, computing hardware is nearing the bleeding edge of atomic limits. The golden days where Intel's new generation of CPUs was >25% faster than the previous gen are long gone.

The only improvements we're getting these days is in making the hardware multitask its duties and throwing more computing power at problems that were handled solely by the CPU before. And we're already reaching the limit on how much more can be done on that.

It sounds crazy, but there will come a day when new hardware designs will become few and far between. Computers will come in several sizes and power configurations, and the choices will stay the same for decades at a time.

And I might yet see the beginnings of that in my lifetime.

Soaring cloud division turns things around for SAP after annus horribilis that was 2020

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Devil

"It is estimating sales to grow by up to 19 per cent year-on-year"

That's a lot of nice data you have there, shame if anything happened to it.

So, let's talk about our cloud offerings . . .

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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It's only a US patent, aka a rubber stamp allowing US patent lawyers to make mint to get it overturned.

Prior art ? That's for lawyers to find, the US Patent Office doesn't have the time to check that, nor does it care to try.

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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WTF?

"Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"

What ?

Then why the hell have I been putting my spent batteries in the recycling bin at the supermarket for the past decade and a half ?

Where the hell did they go, into the ground ?

Android OS vendor variants transmit data with no opt-out

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I understand what you're saying, and I am absolutely not contradicting anything.

The only thing I can say for certain is that my mobile data usage as of the time of this writing (October 13th, 2021, 20:10:23 CEST) is 47MB out of 40GB.

And I have been using some of my data allowance, for business purposes.

What I will do is, in November, before activating any mobile data allowance, I will check on the usage numbers.

That should clarify the situation.

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Funny you mention that, it happens to my wife's phone regularly.

Curiously, it has never happened to me.

I have no explanation for that, apart from the fact that my operator is Luxembourgish and hers is French. We probably don't have the same version.

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Ok, I have a question

On my Galaxy A3, WiFi is disabled, BlueTooth is disabled, Mobile Data is disabled and Location is disabled. I activate those things only when I need them, and deactivate them again when I'm done.

So, when exactly is all that telemetry happening on my phone ?

I'm guessing it's when I have them activated. So, almost never then.

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Impressive

HP gorged itself on the coronavirus and is just now realizing that, gosh, everybody who needs one has one now, and the future will not be so rosy.

Thank goodness they have all these expensive analysts to reveal these things after the fact.

Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town

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"Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town"

Quick, pause Windows Update for at least 14 days !

Booting up: Footballers kick off GDPR case for 'misuse' of their performance data

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Did I get this right ?

They are basically trying to kill their fans' access to statistical data so they (the fans) can endlessly argue about who is better, bet on who will come ahead and, generally speaking, stay interested in the sport ?

If there is an issue with private data, no problem, take it out. Except that their height and weight is a matter of public record, like or not, and GDPR has nothing to say about that, so I really don't really don't see where this is going except another excuse for the players to milk yet more money out of running behind a ball.

I think they're already largely compensated for that.

Schools email marketing company told us to go away when we told them of exposed database creds, say infoseccers

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I'm sure she'll soon be accepted on the Board in an honorary position.

For £150K/year.

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Well, given that he didn't stop to think about what he was doing, I'd venture a "no" to that question.

In any case, he certainly gets an A+ for Arrogance.

Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for

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That is true for Linux, which can be pared down to the bare bones of what you need to do.

I doubt very much that the latest Windows will alllow you to skip loading ten dozens of "services" for which you have no use, and will just bloat the RAM and diminish performance for nothing.

Especially Windows 1 0, which Borkzilla has specifically set up so the you no longer are in charge of your own computer.

"For your own good", of course.

Instagram is testing feature that tells panicking users the service is broken again

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"We're testing a new feature"

Looking forward to reading about how the feature broke down and was utterly useless the next time FaceBook suffers an outage . . .

Brit MPs blast Baroness Dido Harding's performance as head of NHS Test and Trace

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"It clearly failed on its own terms"

And now she'll be able to sing : I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyy !

Microsoft turns Windows Subsystem for Linux into an app for Windows

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So WSL can be an app

In that case, Windows 11 can be an app as well.

Actually, there are hardly any components of the OS that cannot be an app.

So Redmond no longer has the luxury of saying that something absolutely needs to be part of the OS (<cough> Edge <cough>).

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: computers aren't infallible

Ah but Star Trek TOS has already explored that subject, and did a rather good job of it.

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"We never want this to be abused in any way"

Great idea.

Here's a suggestion : delete your database, destroy the disks and shut the company down.

Words are just words. Actions are the truth.

Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET

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Trollface

That's the delay for the facial recognition system that's trying to determine if you are Bin Laden or not.

Nearly 140 nations – from US and UK to EU, China and India – back 15% minimum corporate tax rate

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FAIL

If government just stops spending you won't have schools, roads, hospitals or much of anything that you don't pay for yourself.

For fucks' sake, this is not about government. This is about multi-billion dollar behemoths sitting on their billions and not contributing to said schools, hospitals or fire stations.

Judge rejects claims Cloudflare should be held responsible for customers' copyright infringement

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"We agree with the district court’s reasoning"

Okay, first of all, obviously they do. Duh.

But really, the judge is perfectly right. Attacking Cloudflare for hosting infringing sites is like attacking those who make roads for facilitating a criminal's getaway.

Sorry, Cloudflare is not responsible for what its customers put on their websites. That's normal.

I do indeed hope that this will put paid to future lawsuits on this subject. Yes, playing whack-a-mole is certainly not fun for copyright holders, but they're not going to attack the electricity company for providing electricity to the servers, now are they ?

Oh wait, it's the USA, so they could give it a try.

Never mind Russia: Turkey and Vietnam are Microsoft's new state-backed hacker threats du jour

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"be protected from over 99 per cent of the attacks we see today."

There is no protection for the idiot who clicks on a link in a mail he got from someone he doesn't know.

US nuclear submarine bumps into unidentified underwater object in South China Sea

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Re: How loud is crashing a sub?

The principle with submarines these days is stealth. You're not supposed to know that they're there. That is why they can be a threat - you never know where they are.

Loud sonar and telemetry signals is going to put the kibosh on that pretty quick.

Ireland signs up for plan to make Big Tech pay 15 per cent tax everywhere

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Excellent point.

I will keep that in mind for future arguments.

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Re: €750,000,000

If they did, I doubt the companies would be independant, they would most likely be subsidiaries and therefor the fiscal situation should remain the same.

There is one loophole I would really like to see closed : the bullshit one where one subsidiary holds all the patents and licenses them out to the others for, what a coincidence, exactly the amount of benefits they happen to have made in the quarter.

If you're all part of the mothership, then those licenses should not be tax-deductible.

Want to support Firefox? Great, you'll have no problem with personalised, sponsored search suggestions then

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Re: You pay £60 a month to BT

No I'm not. I live in France. I pay €45/month to Orange.

I understand you have a pet peeve, but you need to understand that Firefox in not used only in the UK.

The Internet is wider than BT.

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Ah yes, Tor. The NSA-created refuge for criminals, black marketers and intelligence agencies all over the world.

Brilliant idea.

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Well one thing is for sure : sponsored search suggestions is not going to help.

Anything "sponsored" is 99.999% likely to be something I have absolutely zero interest in.

Besides, I use an ad-blocker and NoScript. They stuff it where the sun don't shine.

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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I doubt it's a steel lid.

I just went and tested one of my old IDE disks that I have lying around. A Maxtor DiamondMax Plus 9, 80GB ATA (hey, just big enough for Windows 11 !).

I scooped it up and went to our fridge, where I proceeded to try and stick a fridge magnet to it.

No luck, they all fell off as if it was made of wood.

I don't know what to conclude from that, though.

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I also had an encounter with a magnet issue. One of the wife's friends had a son who called me one day about his Mac laptop. It would seem that it wasn't starting any more. I alerted him to the fact that I didn't know all that much about the Mac software environment, but agreed to go take a look.

When I got to his room, I started checking out the laptop and asked him when the issue had started. His answer was to point to a large lump of metal, about the size of my fist, in the form of a cylinder and said that it had fallen on the keyboard. I took one look at the thing, with its nails, paper clips and other assorted "decorations" clinging to it and told him that his disk was wiped and probably dead. He looked at me as if I was telling him the sky was green and asked me why.

That's when I had to explain to him about magnetic storage and how it doesn't do well with ginormous magnets in the immediate vicinity.

So yeah, not knowing about cassette tapes is likely a cause of ignorance of the issue.

Windows what? PC makers have bigger things on their minds

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Hardly a good time to push out a new version that interests no-one

I'm beginning to think Borkzilla is becoming the specialist in pushing new product at the wrong time.

Independantly from the fact that nobody was expecting a new version of Windows, Windows 11 is about as welcome as was Windows 8, coming out barely two years after Vista.

Okay, Windows 8 at least had somewhat of an excuse since Vista was such a booger, but still, Borkzilla is really pushing it this time around.

Oh well, time will teach Borkzilla that it does not foist new versions on its customers at its own whim, the customers have to be needing it.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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WTF?

How is this possible ?

First problem : creating a dataset by choosing data containing child porn.

Second problem : going all huffy about filters after the fact, instead of curating the dataset.

Third problem : ending up blaming the players for the whole issue, knowing full well what your dataset contains.

When I learned that the creator of this mess was a young man, I could understand that he did not have the maturity to handle points two and three, but surely even a hormonal young adult can avoid the issues of point one, no ?

This kid has clearly given a lot more thought to the code and not so much to the content. I'm guessing that the $4 million he raised is going to have to be paid back.

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And what exactly is the hotdog scene in Silicon Valley ?

Motivated by commerce, not conscience, Google bans ads for climate change consensus contradictors

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I have one question

How does Google know what content is against climate change ? How is Google going to be able to target those pages, but not the pages that discuss the claim ?

If Google can actually do that, then Google has far more information about the Internet than I feel comfortable with.

Air gaps have been 'shattered’, says new Indian policy on power sector security

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Re: what can go wrong?

Humans always are the weakest link. If the Internet-facing computers can only access whitelisted web pages, and if they are, essentially, on a private web, then there likely won't be very many amusing documents to copy to the colleagues.

Of course, said amusing document can always be mailed from home.

Nobel Prizes in Physics and Chemistry awarded to boffins studying complex systems, organic catalysts

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"This is the first time the Nobel Prize has been awarded for [..] the study of climate change"

Good.