* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Engineers' Laurel and Hardy moment caused British Airways 787 to take an accidental knee

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Short is not equal to young. We don't let five year olds drive because they're not mature enough to handle driving, not because they can't reach the pedals. Short adults are very capable of driving.

Additionally, short people have eyes that generally work. He could very well have controlled that the pin was placed in the right socket.

He didn't.

P.S. : why is Danny 2's post no longer open to votes ? What is the reason of this special treatment ?

Open-source RAW image editor Darktable releases major update to version 3.6 – and it's very accessible

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Interesting

I've been a fan so far of Paint.Net, but your article has piqued my interest in this product and I will be investigating it shortly.

USA warns Hong Kong government may demand business and customer data, run surveillance without warrants

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"Heightened Risks Regarding Data Privacy"

That's rich coming from a country with National Security letters and more than 10 official requests per day to Microsoft - that we know of.

Where on Gartner's Hype Cycle is Gartner's Hype Cycle?

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Customers who think ?

Does that exist ?

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"the square root of strategy"

Oooh, that's a good one.

Impromptu game of Robot Wars sparks fire in warehouse at UK e-tailer Ocado

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Re: But a collision of robots resulting in a fire?

A collision of three robots. Two I can understand, but three ?

And how exactly did they catch fire ? Were they carrying flammable cargo, or did their batteries overload and if so, how is it that they have batteries that can do that ? Shouldn't there be some temperature monitoring ?

So many questions . . .

How to keep your enterprise up to date by deploying the very latest malware

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Re: this apha code is not fit for production!

I work in Luxembourg.

Check it out on the world map. It's a very small country. You can cross it in an hour on the highway.

It's even smaller in the workplace. I learned that very early on in my career.

If you want to chew someone out, you had better be damn sure you're right, because your reputation can be trash quicker than you can blink.

OpenAI shuts down robotics team because it doesn't have enough data yet

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Does it matter ?

Does it matter, seeing as Bourdain did express those sentiments albeit in an email and not into a microphone?

Yes it matters.

We most definitely should not get into the habit of bending the ghosts of dead people whichever we choose simply because we can.

The only case where I would accept recreating a specific person's voice is when the actual recording of said person has bad audio quality. That, for me, would be acceptable, especially in the case of a documentary or such, but I would still prefer that there be a banner or some notification that the portion had been recreated.

If we are already faking people's voices to make them say things they never actually pronounced in public when we are the very beginning of this technology, just how far are we going to go with it ?

Knowing the basic (absence of) principle of the Human race, we'll go too far.

So let's reign it in now.

Wanted: State-backed bandits planning cyberattacks on US infrastructure. Reward: $10m

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I think we've already seen some real damage.

Go ask the hospitals that have been hacked if the damage wasn't real.

As for an online ID ? Pie-in-the-sky. Won't ever happen until the Internet is managed by a single entity, and that's not happening for the forseeable future if only because China ain't going to let anyone else manage its local part of the Internet.

You'll want to shut down the Windows Print Spooler service (yes, again): Another privilege escalation bug found

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Re: SYSTEM

Insane, absolutely, but it's Windows, so . . .

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Re: Wasn't it earlier this week

Well, as you can see, you're being downvoted again.

So at least it's consistent.

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LibreOffice can export to PDF, and Office can save as PDF.

Why do you need your printer for that ?

Refreshing: An Office update that won't frighten the horses

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Re: How liberating it was when Microsoft introduced the ribbon!

Oh yes. I've had so many people thank Borkzilla for having completely erased their long-acquired keyboard shortcut habits.

You know, the people who actually work for a living.

NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

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Re: YAY NASA!

Absolutely.

Hallelujah, Amen and thank God for NASA engineers !

Microsoft, Google, Citizen Lab blow lid off zero-day bug-exploiting spyware sold to governments

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I wanted to check out the details of those vulns

Borkzilla's reports are useless.

You get a bunch of metrics, but zero explanation on what the exploit does.

It's been patched, can't we get some functional details ?

JavaScript, GitHub, AWS crowned winners in massive survey of 32,000 developers

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"developers are young"

Except for those who still know COBOL.

Or LotusScript, for that matter.

But they obviously weren't part of the survey.

Google demonstrates impractical improvement in quantum error correction – but it does work

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"1,000 to 10,000 error-correction qubits for each logical qubit"

So you need up to 10K times the physical nodes to approach a reliable qbit.

Well, looks like we might just have a fusion reactor before we have quantum computing.

Teen turned away from roller rink after AI wrongly identifies her as banned troublemaker

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"that's not right"

No it is not.

But that's what you get in a society that accepts flawed results from a technology that heas been proven time and time again to not be reliable.

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He accepted the AI's decision, but he did not control the result.

So he just made himself part of the robot. No intelligence included.

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

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ooh, that must have made for some interesting gossip.

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Vacuuming should be fine, no ?

I vacuum my PC every month. Never had a problem yet (of course it's not on when I do that).

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Maybe, but at least you were intelligent enough to realize your mistake.

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Kids on their smartphones ?

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Yeah, you'd think indeed.

I certainly wouldn't need more than one shock.

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Ah, the wonders of stereotypes.

Xiaomi parties like a winner after coming second on world smartphone sales charts

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"hires 5,000 engineers"

Am I supposed to believe that there were 5000 engineers lying around waiting to be hired ?

Okay, it's China, but even in China I would think that an engineer is not exactly the kind of person that waits for a job.

So that would mean that he hired 5000 newly-minted engineers from China's universities ?

Hmm. So they'll be getting their experience on the job, then. Good for them, maybe not so good for Xiaomi.

The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

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Re: French water meters

That's interesting. I thought there were standards on that point in my country.

In every house or appartment I have ever owned, the meter to my property was either in a cabinet labelled as such, or in the garage.

As it is in the house we live in since November 2017. I have the meter and the cutoff lever in the garage, just like I had it in the house we lived in before for 20 years.

On the other hand, in this house I have no idea where the public water mains is if ever my water meter needs replacing.

Interesting, isn't it ? There are some bits of technology that simply don't fail. How come we can't do that with light bulbs or garage doors ?

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

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Now, now.

The BOFH is an expert . I'm sure he won't leave any detritus from his physical operations.

He never does.

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

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How indeed

"How can we all be satisfied that drivers of vehicles fitted with ALKS know how and when to take back control of their vehicle? "

For me, the answer is simple : we can't.

As long as there are bloody Tesla idiots who put themselves in the back seat of their car, I am not going to put an ounce of trust in any technology that purports allowing the driver to not pay attention to the road.

Give me a true autonomous vehicle, or get lost.

Restoring your privacy costs money, which makes it a marker of class

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Re: "Privacy is dead!"

And Goodwin's cousin rears its ugly head.

NortonLifeLock sniffs around Avast, announces 'advanced discussions' for acquisition

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"highly complementary business profiles"

Yes, let's absolutely merge together all anti-virus companies.

After all, they all use the same principle : compare binary code against signatures, which has proved time and time again to not be enough.

Then we can start talks about monopoly, and how we need to break them up again.

The world goes round and round . . .

United, Mesa airlines order 200 electric 19-seater planes for short-hop flights

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International travellers are rarely on the "short hop" range, especially in the USA.

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Ah, the wonders that future technology will bring us !

Nuclear cloud: UK's reactor cleanup crew awards Softcat reseller deal for Microsoft licences, Azure services

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Cost-effective ?

For a government project ?

BWA HAA HA HA HAA HAAA HA HAAAAA !

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

How many Brits have deleted life-saving track and trace app from their phones? No idea, junior minister tells MPs

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"The costly App, which [..] designed to help" . .

. . all the Minister's friends and allow them to make bank during a time of crisis.

In that, it has indeed been supremely successful.

As for preventing infections, well given that they don't know who has the app, who's using it and who has uninstalled it, just how reliable do you really think those figures are ?

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It's because that's what your Government wants you to believe.

Facebook pulls plug on mind-reading neural interface that restored a user's speech

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So, a stunning breakthrough in neuroscience is abandoned . .

. . because El Zuck and his minions can't see a way to milk billions out of it by next quarter.

You can be sure, however, that if ever someone else finds a way, El Zuck's lawyers will be all over it with "prior art" to suck the very life out of the project.

Down to the last penny.

LibreOffice 7.2 release candidate reveals effort to be Microsoft-compatible

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"improve import and export compatibility with Microsoft Office"

I applaud the effort, but it is misdirected.

It is Borkzilla that should improve its compatibility with the Open Office standard.

That said, we all know what standards mean to Borkzilla . . .

The coming of Wi-Fi 6 does not mean it's time to ditch your cabled LAN. Here's why

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Re: With 5G, there's no longer "work" or "home" or "mobile"

I'm pretty sure that the IT admin at the NSA (or any Fortune 1000 company) is not going to agree with that statement.

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Re: And security?

I totally agree.

There's going to be a mad scramble in city centers when businesses realize that the appartment building on the other side of the street has someone who hacked into their network via WiFi and is listening in on everything.

I don't know how easy that could be, and I'm not a hacker, but I'm pretty sure that CAT-5 is virtually impossible to evesdrop on unless you splice the cable - which is kinda hard to do from the other side of the street.

WiFi is convenient, no doubt there, but it is certainly not and never will be as secure as wired networks.

Report: 83% of UK software engineers suffer burnout, COVID-19 made it worse

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From what I've seen about the Agile process, it's a lot of meetings, and a lot of management patting themselves on the back and gargling themselves with all these new terms (Scrum master appears particularly appealing).

However Agile they call themselves, their projects are invariably late, don't have the functionality required, and take way longer to finalize than planned for (if they ever do).

But hey, they can make several changes per day !

None that will actually benefit the user, though.

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Re: if you didn't like what was being offered then you could go elsewhere

I am very happy for you that you are in a position to change employer whenever it suits you.

Guess what ? Not everyone has that privilege.

There are various possible reasons, but some people just have to slog it out whether they like it or not.

You can understand or not, you can be empathetic or not care, but it won't change that fact.

It had to happen: Microsoft's cloudy Windows 365 desktops are due to land next month

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Indeed. It's good to see that there are still engineers tirelessly at work to ensure that Single Point Of Failure options remain available.

A Cloud PC. What a wonderful idea. Now, when (not if) the Cloud is down, not only will you not have access to your online files, but your system won't respond either, so you really can't do anything.

Microsoft : ensuring that downtime means downtime.

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The Board wants this, and that's all that matters.

Eh, Ballmer ?

tsoHost pleads for 'patience and understanding' as sites borked, support sinkholed

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They purchase a company and shut down the product after 2 years ?

Seems to me that either the purchase was ill-considered, or the changes they wanted did not fit the product (aka, ill-considered).

Oh well, they're following in HPs footsteps, apparently.

Imagine a world where Apple shacked up with Xerox in the '80s: How might it look today?

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You're not very familiar with the concept of "alternative history", are you ?

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Re: Big credit

It may be obvious now, but in 1968, I'm guessing it was much less obvious.

Especially since computers were the size of rooms at the time.

Of course, hindsight is 20/20, as they say.

Here boy! Making the Sample Fetch Rover that'll collect soil from the Red Planet

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Dust

I find it surprising that they have not implemented a pump to store Mars atmosphere and a spigot to spray the solar panels with.

I'm far from a NASA engineer, so i'm guessing somebody did think of it and the decision was that it was too costly for the energy budget, because frankly I fail to see any other reason.

Cybercriminals took advantage of WFH to target financial services companies, say financial bods

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"Any analysis at this stage needs to bear in mind that the pandemic is not yet over"

Not by a long shot.

We're now being told, in France, that a fourth wave is going to happen. The D variant is, apparently, much more contagious.

Despite all the vaccinations.

All of this is just an excuse to force people to get vaccinated whether they want to or not. Macron has pleged billions to the pharma companies, so now we are marched to the needle despite all Constitutional and Human Rights arguments.

I am sick of my government changing its tune like a weathervane.

Pick a path and stick to it, for frak's sake.

Hong Kong working to share its digital IDs with mainland China

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iAM Smart

More like iAM Screwed.

You will be assimilated.