* Posts by Pascal Monett

19002 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

US Army journal's top paper from 2021 says Taiwan should destroy TSMC if China invades

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Maybe so, but if China does occupy Taiwan, you only have to look at Hong Kong to see how it will go.

And, for Taiwan, that will be the best-option scenario.

The other option is that all Taiwanese people will be shipped to the Uighur camps (or, you know, "disappeared") and Taiwan will be "repopulated" with 100% China-loyal citizens.

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Re: the world needs more diverse fab capacity

And that is happening. There are a dozen fabs that are supposed to start being built this year, and more have been declared to be on the way all over the world.

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Stinky tofu ?

You mean to say that there's a version of tofu that actually tastes like something ?

Mozilla founder blasts browser maker for accepting 'planet incinerating' cryptocurrency donations

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"the gambling instrument and ecological disaster that we know as cryptocurrencies"

Ooh, I like that phrase.

I'll be re-using that.

You better have patched those Log4j holes or we'll see what a judge has to say – FTC

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Thank you, Senator

If we had a strong privacy law on the books, Mark Zuckerberg would already be in jail for his serial lying about Facebook’s abuse of Americans’ data"

That was a great start of the year. Imagining El Zuck in jail. Hmmm.

Now, aren't you a Senator ? What's keeping you from proposing laws that tighten up privacy ?

Oh, it's your campaign donations that are in the way ?

Pity.

Microsoft pushes ahead adapting Azure for 5G telecoms after swallowing AT&T's Network Cloud

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Big Brother

So that's it, then

The CloudTM has its teeth in our communications.

One more venue for the NSA to spy on us all.

Google Chrome 97 relaxes privacy protection just a little to help out Microsoft

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Poor little users

"By providing users the ability to delete individual cookies, they can accidentally change the implementation details of the site and potentially break their experience on that site, which can be difficult to predict"

Oh, the poor little things, one of their webby thingies might not render that ad properly. Can't have that, can we ?

Heart attack victim 'saved' by defibrillator delivery drone*

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Good for the old man

And well done to the doctor.

I have to say, if it's winter, snow on the road, and I happen to be driving by and old man clearing his driveway who falls down, I don't think "heart attack" will be the first thing I think of.

I'm guessing I would have driven past, completely oblivious to the issue.

That scares me now.

Remember Norton 360's bundled cryptominer? Irritated folk realise Ethereum crafter is tricky to delete

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"requires powerful hardware"

Yes, because people buying powerful hardware will not at all mind that 60% of the power they purchased will be going towards "mining" funny money pyramid scheme bullshit.

The entire professional world has lost its mind (along with the rest of us). NASA lost the Shuttle to beancounters, Internet companies are losing it to marketroids.

STOP HIJACKING MY PC WITH YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES !!

IT'S MINE, NOT YOURS !!

Please excuse this outburst of bombastic bob-levels, I'm off to get myself a whisky to calm me down.

Nurse ? Mine's the one with the flask of JD in the inner pocket.

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Except she's white, has been around money and been living a fantasy for quite a long time.

I would not be surprised if it was found that those were exactly her reasons.

Microsoft rang in the new year with a cutesy tweet in C#. Just one problem: The code sucked

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A very nice point, which amply demonstrates that you have never had to parse a 10000+ line CSV file with dates from over 60 users and at least eight different date formats.

Did you know that some people use . to seperate year.month.day ?

I swear, if I had had a gun that day, you would have read of another shooting in the news.

The year ahead in technology fail: You knew they were bad, now they're going to prove it

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The empty set

I am seriously wondering how this virtual concert thing is going to work (not enough to buy a VR headset, or go to a Bieber concert).

I checked out the linked page (on EW, as in Eww) and it states that The Bieb will be present on scene virtually (so, sitting comfortably in his chair at home), lipsynching belting out his tunes to all connected, some of whom could be present on stage with him during "dedicated fan moments", with the possibility of "influencing" his performance.

Okay, live virtual concert programs are not exactly a hot item on GitHub, if I'm not mistaken, so that means that there's a group of programmers hard at work to make this possible. Not saying it can't be done, but it never has been done before so the possibility of bugs is rather high, IMO.

I wonder how they're going to work them out - supposing that they're going to try.

ASUS recalls motherboards that flame out thanks to backwards capacitors

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Re: OS reactivation

I don't think a new license will be required. Borkzilla is capable of understanding that you change your hardware. I think that you have five activations possible before they lock down activation, but even then, you can call them and explain the situation.

Of course, we're talking honest people here. If you activate your license on four different computers and use them concurrently or within a given time frame, don't be surprised if your key gets rescinded.

In this case, the situation is pretty clear : yes, you had activated on a certain configuration, but that config is gone and you're activating on a new one.

Honest people should not have any trouble.

India’s competition regulator launches probes into Apple over App Store fees and access

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"[Apple] resists changes to its business practices"

Oh that it does, but that wall will crumble. The more countries call Apple's position into question, the more trouble it will have ignoring the issue.

And please, your online souk is not comparable to real-world resellers. The one major, vastly important difference is that you don't need to restock. You have one item, and you sell it and resell and resell it again and again and again. The other difference is that you don't know shoplifting, which is a clear budget line in the real world.

So, based on these two differences alone, you have no right to claim a 30% fee.

Then there's the fact that you serve millions with one store and a handful of personnel. If you had to box those apps and sell them on shelves, you would have to have thousands of stores, with the buildings and personnel count that would be associated to them, not to mention supply line costs.

So really, your argument is pure hogwash.

But hey, we know all about your Reality Distortion Field. Enjoy it while it still lasts.

Microsoft patches Y2K-like bug that borked on-prem Exchange Server

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It's 2022 and we're still coding dates as numbers (badly) or strings (worse)

Object-Oriented coding exists since when already ? Why are we still coding dates in strings instead of having a date object that has, say, four elements : year, month, day, timezone ? We should have a time object with hour, minutes, seconds, hundredths. And we could have a date-time object inheriting from both.

That would avoid all these shenanigans about trying to convert dates into numbers.

And, Borkzilla, you might want to check your Excel code. It works there.

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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Do you remember what you had for lunch 20 days ago ?

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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Cigarettes and computers . . . so many horror stories.

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

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Yes, but a lease arrangement is not what you expect when you buy the car.

It's the day before the grand opening but we need a firmware update. It'll be fine

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They had it running

Then they had to go for a firmware upgrade. With no apparent good reason.

Here's an idea : you fully test that the system can do what you need it do the next day, then you make up your mind on the firmware upgrade.

If the test had did badly, then yes, you upgrade, but if the test went well, you don't touch a damn thing until after the event.

Oh well, experience is what you get when things break unexpectedly - especially when it's your fault.

BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…

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It's a never-ending job.

Ask my mother-in-law.

Europe completes first phase of silicon independence project

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"efforts to create made-in-Europe chips"

Interesting. Is this going to fracture the CPU market ? Are we going to find ourselves in a world where there's Intel, AMD and EuroChip ?

And what about other countries ramping up their own fabs ? Are we going to find a dozen choices for CPUs in the next decade, or is everyone simply going to make Intel or AMD designs ?

I'm not strongly against the idea, mind you, but choosing between the two incumbents is already a headache, I'd hate to think of having to choose between four or five different platforms.

Tesla disables in-car gaming feature that allowed play while MuskMobiles were in motion

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What is the point ?

Everyone has a mobile phone these days. If they want to play, they've already got a screen.

A car is for driving. Yes, it is boring, but the driver needs to keep his eyes on the road, especially if he doesn't want to kill anyone. Not to mention not die.

Intel ‘regrets’ offending China with letter telling suppliers to avoid Xinjiang

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Grow a pair

Intel does not depend on China for its business.

Instead of bending over, Intel should have told Beijing to fuck off.

It's like paying malware criminals, agreeing to their bullshit just encourages them.

Boffins' first take on asteroid dust from Japanese probe: Carbon rich, less lumpy than expected

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Why should we need to dissuade the creationists ?

They are of no interest and have zero impact on Science, with a capital S.

They can go on believing their bullshit, the world continues to spin.

James Webb Telescope launch delayed again, this time by weather

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Please, please, please

Launch safely.

Please !

Can we have a joined hands icon ?

Fisher Price's Bluetooth reboot of pre-school play phone has adult privacy flaw

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Windows

That's modern education for you. Kids must be officially occupied all day long. Not a minute should be spent doing nothing, much less something that's not on the program. Parents are dragging their spawn to club after club during the week. Dancing, sports, horse riding, anything but having them at home where they need to create their own fun.

These kids have now grown up and are ruining the fun for their kids.

But hey, can't have a brat bothering you all the time, now can you ?

US bags Russian accused of bagging millions after stealing pre-release financial filings

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You missed the part where it is said "one of five co-defendants".

That is definitely a conspiracy.

America's 'Team Telecom' backs switch-on of Google and Meta's US-APAC undersea cable

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WTF?

What ? The US Government approves a data cable with China ?!?

So, links with Beijing are not so bad after all, are they now ? Of course, data means money, and the US Gov is never going to get in the way of American companies making money.

Huawei hardware is Chinese companies making money - that was not acceptable. Fiber cable with China is American companies making money, so that is acceptable.

Never mind that no hardware spy stuff has ever been proven, and that this cable is literally a superhighway for Chinese hackers into US territory, it's the money that counts.

Security ? Only if there's no money to lose.

Developer creates ‘Quite OK Image Format’ – but it performs better than just OK

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Incredible

300 lines of C.

So there are still people who can write efficient code that doesn't use up 150MB of RAM just to load.

Count my gast flabbered.

Wi-Fi not working? It's time to consult the lovely people on those fine Linux forums

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"first read the fine forum thread until the end"

Actually, the first thing to do would have been to read the manual of the machine.

Right, I'm off now. Mine's the one with the manual I forgot to read last year.

US distrust of Huawei linked in part to malicious software update in 2012

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Ah, so this is the replacement of the infamous motherboard chip

The chip we never saw that was supposed to be a Bejing backdoor into Huawei equipment has now been replaced by this supposed technical spying excuse.

And I note that this report comes, once again, from Bloomberg, the guys that were not capable of giving any supporting evidence of their previous attemp at scandal.

Why should it be any different this time around ? And why continue beating this drum, Bloomberg ? Who needs additional justification ?

The deed is done, Huawei is out. Whether or not people believed it is now immaterial. You can stop flogging that dead horse.

Fans of original gangster editors, look away now: It's Tilde, a text editor that doesn't work like it's 1976

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Re: Use Libreoffice

That is what is called using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut.

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch files judicial review that pauses extradition clock

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"Anne Sacoolas consented to stand trial by video link"

How crazy is it these days that convicted people have the power to accept or refuse to stand trial, and by video of all things ?

It is unbelievable that the USA can get away with such a blatant one-sided application of justice.

Is Mrs Sacoolas in danger of assassination in a UK prison ? I don't think so.

So why the hell isn't she physically present in front a UK judge in a silly wig ?

Cerner, a company that scooped more than £100m in NHS deals in a year, is in Oracle's crosshairs

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Par for the course

A $280 billion behemoth looks to buy a $28 billion behemoth.

The fact that the $28 billion thingy has a massive failure in its CV is no problem, obviously.

You and me, on the other hand, would have a big problem getting employment with a gigantic failure on our CVs.

Business as usual.

Thank you, FAQ chatbot, but if I want your help I'll ask for it

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Hissssssssss

The Filth Filter is part of the chipset, honest. Goes between the TPM and SEP. No, really

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"How will you respond to the phone call?"

One day I got a call from an acquaintance.

He was utterly panicked because his Windows machine was showing him an FBI warning on boot-up.

I reminded him that the FBI has no jurisdiction in France, and told him to bring me the desktop.

I purged the unwanted malware with a Linux distro that boots on CD and told him not to go view pr0n on just any link.

Haven't heard from him since.

East Londoners nicked under Computer Misuse Act after NHS vaccine passport app sprouted clump of fake entries

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Re: Since nearly all serious cases of Covid are now among unvaccinated

Go tell that to Gibraltar.

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Yes, but it was done with enthusiasm, so it's okay.

US grounds investors in Chinese drone maker DJI over 'Xinjiang human rights abuses'

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Re: What Human Rights Abuses?

You're new here.

And by that, I mean new to the West.

Thank you for dropping by, but do not for a second believe that your PRC bullshit is going to take hold here.

This is not FaceBook. Intelligent people are on these forums.

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"[China's] actions are designed to prevent terrorism"

Um, sorry, since when do forced abortions figure in the manual to prevent terrorism ?

In my book, that is pretty much going to guarantee terrorism.

US Commerce Dept says China has brain-control weaponry

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"purported brain-control weaponry"

Ah, that ol' chestnut.

A pic of a girl* in skimpy lingerie is brain control enough for me.

* - of legal age, obviously

Sun sets on superjumbo: Last Airbus A380 rolls off the production line

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They only made 251 ?

That does not seem much for a model that cost a ton of money to develop.

Boeing made more than a thousand of its famous 747s.

Airbus will only have made a fifth of that. Too bad.

Newly discovered millipede earns its name by being the first to walk on one thousand legs

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So. many. legs.

I wonder how Evolution made this kind of creature viable. I would think that, the longer you are, the bigger a target you are to predators. Small size can be a benefit.

On the other hand, in its environment, maybe it has no predators, so that is not a factor.

It's still bewildering that such a creature can exist with so many segments. Could all millipedes grow to such length ? Maybe the fact that actual thousand-foot 'pedes are so hard to find is just because normally they get eaten before they can grow long enough ?

Questions, questions . . .

Cryptocurrency 'rug pulls' cheated investors out of $8bn in 2021 – report

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"successful cryptocurrency adoption"

Why the hell do we need that ?

We have money already, thank you, we don't need a new scheme that only benefits criminals.

They already know how to make money, stop making it easy for them.

Confirmed: James Webb Space Telescope team plans launch for this Xmas Eve after data cable fix

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I should think that, with all the testing and checking and re-testing that has been done, there will be no problem with the mirror.

And if there is, well we can all write one telescope off the charts because there will be no servicing this bird.

Unlike software companies these days, this one has to go out the gate 100% functional. There will be no patches to the hardware.

Fingers crossed !

(and legs, and toes)

Facebook locks out 1,500 fake accounts used by cyber-spy firms to snoop on people, alerts 50k potential targets

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Well done on the naming and shaming

We need to keep these names in mind as well :

Cobweb Technologies

Cognyte

Black Cube

Bluehawk CI

BellTroX

Cytrox

And we also need to be aware that there are more than that. NSO was just the tip of the iceberg. Even if it is shutting down, the people behind it are not going away to become burger-flippers. They will be back under another name.

China lists 100 topics citizens can't include in online vids

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"Just like Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter"

The main difference being that, if they don't do better, somebody's going to jail.

That is something we can't do in The West.

SMACKDOWN! Reddit hires wrestling's investor relations head to helm IPO

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Confidentially filing an S-1 form to go public

How effing bonkers is that ?

You want to go PUBLIC. How are you going to do that in SECRET ?

I wish you luck going public without telling anyone.

Database company Cockroach Labs more than doubles in value to $5bn

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CockroachDB

It takes a certain gusto to name one's product after a creature that would cause most people to call an exterminator.