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BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office

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There is a third thing to do : make sure that the cleaning personnel understands the Golden Rule : to not unplug anything in order to plug in the vacuum cleaner.

The first time the cleaner makes a mistake, report him to his superiors and forbid him access to company grounds. The second time the cleaner makes the mistake, sue the cleaning company and tear up all contracts with them.

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That is a problem with the testing procedures, not with the equipment.

The one who wrote the procedures should be chastised. The one who approved the procedures should be fired. The manager who signed the procedures without looking them over and checking should be fired as well.

A discounting disaster averted at the expense of one's own employment

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Management that makes those decisions deserve all the financial pain they're going to get.

Apple to bin apps that go three years without updates

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Yeah, you'd expect them to, but they don't.

Why do the work yourself when can force your minions to do it ?

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Re: So you wrote it, and it works

Because there have been security updates to apply ?

Quantum-tunneling memory could boost AI energy efficiency by 100x

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Fowler-Nordheim Dynamic Analog Memory

So, basically they're creating circuits that, once punched, remain open.

Interesting idea, but isn't that kinda going to "calcify" the pseudo-AI ?

Worried about being replaced by a robot? Become a physicist

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FAIL

A load of bollocks

So, Computer Systems Analyst is 57% at risk of being automated ?

Bullshit.

There is no computer that is going to be able to sift through the contradictory declarations, backhanded dealings and outright boordroom dominance battles to produce an application that is in any way going to be able to be accepted and paid for (let's not mention work).

So, physicists create a list of jobs and their automation risk, and find that their profession cannot be automated ?

Color me surprised.

Facebook's Meta, tracking code, and the student financial aid website

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"if the hashes are useless to the biz"

Wrong question.

The right question is : what the heck gives Zuckerberg the right to get this data at all when it was not entered on a Facebook website ?

The answer to that question is, obviously, nothing.

Zuckerberg and all of his managers should be flogged in public, then given a month to mend their ways.

If, 30 days later, the problems persist, another flogging, and so on and so forth until the problems have been solved.

Data-wiper malware strains surge as Ukraine battles ongoing invasion

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Interesting argument, but I'm pretty sure that the countries buying F-35s are getting the same version that the US military is getting.

When France sells an Exocet to another country, it is selling the same version it has.

Arms dealers cannot sell if it becomes known that they degrade their export versions, their reputation would be trashed.

As far as software is concerned, Lotus Notes once had a degraded version specifically for France because the French government wanted to be sure that it wouldn't have too much trouble with a 128-bit encryption key, so (IIRC) it had it degraded to a 56-bit key (or something along those lines). That is now consigned to the dustbins of History, and every Notes customer has a full-fleged 256-bit AES encryption key for the ID file.

So, I don't think that there are that many "local" vs "export" versions any more.

What there might be is countries not selling a particular bit of kit (for National Security reasons, obviously).

US appeals court ruling could 'eliminate internet privacy'

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Stop

"eliminate internet privacy"

Stop writing articles with the pretense that the USA defines the world. A US court took a decision that might have some consequences for the privacy of US citizens, maybe.

Come over here to the EU and GDPR would like to have a word with that attitude.

Autonomous Mayflower to attempt Atlantic crossing, again

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Not the ultimate goal ?

So what is it you actually want this for, taking pics of penguins ?

Honestly, an unmanned ship is good for what if it is not transporting cargo ? It's not like you can task it with conducting scientific surveys on land.

Sure, you could tell it to go to a given "remote point", and then what ? It takes some samples of seawater and a video of the shore ? And ?

The only reason for automating a ship is to make cargo ships that don't need personnel on board. Anything else is just pie-in-the-sky wishful thinking.

Bumblebee malware loader emerges as Conti's BazarLoader fades

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What drama

It's impressive how much drama is going on in these criminal groups. It's like watching Dallas all over again. Oh ! Sue Ellen's had an argument with Donna ! Will John Ross leak the details to Lucy ? Find out next week !

$10b National Security Agency contract re-awarded to AWS

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The NSA awarded the contract to Amazon

Well of course.

The NSA has form in being hacked online.

60 countries sign declaration to keep future internet open

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"respect user's right to privacy"

Okay, I'm ready to respect that - at the condition that the user does not take it as an excuse to assault, insult and harass another user.

Respect of privacy works both ways, and if you do not respect the individual you're talking to, you have no right to expect anonymity.

It is high time that policing of the Internet happens. I would actually accept a scheme where my posts could be anonymous to users, but targetted to law enforcement if that could cut down on the amount of assholes who think they can insult my mother in any way they see fit without consequence.

Free Speech is not an excuse for gratuitious insults.

Windows 10 still growing, but Win 11 had another bad month, says AdDuplex

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Trollface

"[Borkzilla] said this week that Windows 11 adoption is going well"

Oh, so it has exceeded +0.001% adoption ?

Well done Nadella, have yourself a pint.

At this rate, by 2100 you just might equal XP.

BT starts commercial trial of quantum secured London network

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"a commercial quantum secured metro network in London"

Managed by Ernst & Young.

My God, the articles are going to write themselves . . .

Indian government hauls Infosys in to explain non-compete clause

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"Infosys was threatening employees with unspecified legal repercussions"

Well yeah, they're unspecified because the non-compete clauses are illegal.

Remind me why this is a problem ?

If 25%/year of the workforce is going to work for competitors, there is no way Infosys has enough money to drag them all before a judge.

Accenture announces 'Accenture Song' – not a tune, but a rebrand

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"post-pandemic accelerated metaverse continuum experience consultancy"

Dear Lord, my bullshit bingo card just had a meltdown . . .

Google releases beta version of Android 13 'Tiramisu'

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Tiramisu

I absolutely love Tiramisu. It is by far the best dessert in existence (YMMV).

That said, I don't think I'll ever see it on my A3 (purchased in 2017).

It's frustrating how all these advances are stifled by operator inertia.

Microsoft points at Linux and shouts: Look, look! Privilege-escalation flaws here, too!

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Absolutely thrilling

Borkzilla has discovered that its malformed offspring is not the only thing in the Universe that has issues.

I'm so choked I'm almost going to shed a tear.

Heresy: Hare programming language an alternative to C

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"We're not concerned so much with bold innovations as we are with careful engineering"

That is a refreshing attitude.

I just might give it a try, just to find out how it works.

Apple's grip on iOS browser engines disallowed under latest draft EU rules

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Chrome does indeed have a near monopoly, and the only reason it doesn't have 99% of the market is Safari.

All of the other browsers are in the very low single-digit market share.

But that is not because Google is pushing Chrome, it's because users do not understand - or care - about which browser they actually use.

Funnily enough, they care enough to not use Edge, though, but you can't legislate on that.

Elon Musk set to buy Twitter in $44b deal, promises stuff

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"unlock the potential of Twitter"

Well, if Musk can actually make something useful out of a bunch of twats, good for him.

I'll still ignore the whole thing.

US Space Force unit to monitor region beyond Earth's geosynchronous orbit

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Wrong, it gives you an advantage over your enemy - until you run out of rocks.

Then they can use axes if they want, the outcome is inevitable.

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It seems obvious that, in space, it'll be Navy ranks on spaceships.

The only Army guys on board will be the jugheads in the hold, being transported to their deployment positions on Ceti Alpha Two.

Apart from the inevitable brawls in the canteen, Navy and Army don't mix - even in space.

YouTube terminates account for Hong Kong's presumed next head of government

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Here, brush up on your knowledge of History.

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Re: total nitpick

Have one of these, it'll make things better (if only for a while) :)

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Churchill was ready to go for it.

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I would contend that there is actually a need for regime change in the USA.

For far too long has the political pie been carved out between Dems and Repubs, and the latter are going decidely loony.

You need another political party to shake up the house of cards you've got going over there. It's starting to smell bad.

Take this $15m and make us some ultra-energy-efficient superconductor chips, scientists told

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Re: Déjà vu

Indeed.

I once had the opportunity to go do helpdesk stuff in a warehouse that stored milk products (ice cream, etc). It was cooled to -30°C.

It was in winter, outside temperature was around 0°C, but sunny. I spent all of twenty minutes there.

When I left the place, I had to take my coat off. For a few minutes, I felt like I was on the beach, what with the sun and all.

Of course, 0°C caught up with me pretty quick and I put my coat back on after a few minutes.

Still, I don't think there'll be a lot of helpdesk people poking around racks that are cooled at 4.7°K.

I can't imagine the amount of energy that is going to be needed to cool an entire server farm down to that point.

Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba makes 9 datacenter energy patents available

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The bottom line

So, the bottom line is Alibaba is polluting more.

Well, increasing the number of datacenters is going to have that effect. As such, you can apply that argument to every single tech giant today. Amazon, IBM, Borkzilla, they're all doing it. And ?

The bottom line is this : nuclear (fusion when we get it) is the future.

You don't like that idea ? Fine, throw away your smartphones, your IoT shit, your electric car, your washing machine (and dryer), your dishwasher and everything else but your LED lights, your fridge, freezer, TV and sound system.

If we get back to the bare minimum, then yeah, solar, wind and a few coal plant will be enough. But we're not going to do that.

So, while Greenpeace studiously ignores all the coal plants that are being fired up to cope with the fact that its activities for the last fifty years have stifled the only viable solution we have, don't blame datacenters for doing their job.

We need nuclear. Not pressure water reactors that make plutonium so we can get yet more world-destroying nuclear bombs, no. We need Thorium reactors, and fusion reactors when we can get them. Once we have that, two smartphones and an electric car per person will be less of a problem, and datacenters won't be a problem at all.

Engineers up the torque to get Lucy's solar array latched

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"Lucy is approximately 105.1 million km from Earth"

Won't anyone think of Scarlett Johansson ?

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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That is understandable today.

In the 1980's, it was not.

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I bow before such experience

I never even knew there was such a thing as a hard-sector discs.

And I've been using floppies since the IBM PC with double 360kb 5¼" floppies.

Salute to the master.

macOS Server discontinued after years on life support

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Re: If only...

NT server was one of the best things that Borkzilla has ever made.

If only Borkzilla could rediscover its roots . . .

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Re: A final shot to the head for a twitching zombie

And people complain when I say that Apple is not a network-oriented business.

Former NHS AI leader joins US spy-tech firm Palantir

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Palantir

Somehow, I think that this world would be a much better place if disgraced companies were torched to the ground and their company leaders with them.

But that's just my opinion.

In any case, another bright mind lost to Humanity.

Congratulations, Peter Thiel.

Google bans third-party call-recording apps from Play Store

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Re: Why can't I just record my calls with my choice of software

Because your choice of software does not use Google's servers to store the data and get harvested.

Simples.

Google mouths words about user security, but Google is all about getting every data stream going to Google.

Uni team demo algorithm to shield conversations from eavesdropping AI

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Sorry, what about white noise ?

I seem to recall that a simple white noise generator (check V for Vendetta, among others), aka the go-to spy covert-conversation-protector, is largely enough to confuse a microphone while retaining human ear's capability of listening to one's neighbour.

Have physics changed, or has that always been a red herring ?

Oracle users fail to get that moving apps to cloud means business transformation – Gartner

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Incredible

It never ceases to astonish me how software vendors (Borkzilla, Oracle, etc) redefine the business environment without for one second asking businesses if that is what they need.

More astonishing is the fact that businesses appear to not mind very much, given the lack of lawsuits over being forced to change when no change was needed from a business point of view.

And we're not talking about mom&pop shops, we're talking about Fortune 1000 companies. How is it that nobody among those CEOs called up Larry and said "Are you done fucking with my business ? I've got money to make and markets to corner, I don't have time to waste lining your wallet" ?

And I'm supposed to believe that these Fortune 1000 CEOs have no clue as to what they got themselves into ?

That is a hard pill to swallow.

Amazon to spend 11 days of annual profit developing robot warehouse workers

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Re: Will they be complaining "robots are taking my job?"

I would agree with you completely if not for that fact that, if those workers got a job at Amazon shifting boxes, it's likely that they didn't find a job anywhere else.

I doubt very much that any Amazon employee set out one morning with the urge to get a job where pissing in a bottle to not take a break is almost a routine procedure.

So, yeah, I'm all for making robots to handle dull, repetitive tasks, but what happens to the people who lose their jobs to it ? Are they going to be able to find work somewhere else ?

And if they could, wouldn't they already have ?

Elon Musk says he can get $46.5bn to buy Twitter

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Ah, the beauty of having all the money in the world

You can lift a finger, and banks will fall over themselves to loan you billions more.

I fully understand the financial operations involved, and I get why the banks are willing, but honestly, with his fortune, shouldn't the banks just be : "meh, you've got the money, finance this yourself" ?

But of course, that's not the kind of world we live in.

Intel forms graphics lab to make games look more real

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Re: Thanks, but graphics are already as realistic as wanted

I would tend to agree. It's a game. It doesn't need to be 100% photorealistic.

It does, however, need to be optimised to not create lag simply because there's too much to render.

When I'm playing Minecraft, or Diablo III, I'm not interested in realistic. When I'm playing 7 Days to Die, I find the world quite realistic enough.

We're good on realism, I think. Let's get this thing optimized even more to up the framerates. There's never enough of those.

Insteon's vanishing act explained: Smart home biz insolvent, sells off assets

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And people wonder why I refuse to buy IoT shit.

Machine-learning models vulnerable to undetectable backdoors: new claim

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"Said one individual on Twitter"

Yes, because Twitter is a vast reference of people who only post about things they are experts in.

Biotech firm: Graphcore IPUs faster for AI-based drug discovery than GPUs

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LabGenius

Soon to be bought by Nvidia.

So, what happened with GitHub, Heroku, and those raided private repos?

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Bit by bit, we will learn

All these online repositories are teaching us security in a way a classroom just couldn't.

There's nothing like real-life situations to raise awareness, and the Internet makes security a 24/7 affair.

I guess in ten years' time, there will be exhaustive classes on security, full of "lessons learned" (or an Internet Security For Dummies* book), that will actually be useful enough to ensure that people who take them will know all of what to avoid.

* : yes, I know, there is one already. What I mean to say is that, in a decade or so, we'll likely have enough experience to ensure that all aspects are covered, including online repositories, stacks and other VMs. We're not done finding out how our data can be hacked, is what I'm saying.

Microsoft plans to drop SMB1 binaries from Windows 11

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The fact remains that a URL is not much help when your desktop is screwed to the point where it cannot connect to the Internet.

Once upon a time, documentation was a local affair, and it was more or less useful following how much work was put into it.

Nowadays, it's just a throwaway thought and you've got to scour the Web's technical forums and pray that enough people have had your problem so that somebody might have been good enough to post something somewhere that is actually a solution.

But actual help from the original vendor ? Or some technical specifications that are up-to-date ?

Rarer than hen's teeth, these days.

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Yup, mileage varies.

My Synology is now equipped with four 8TB drives, managed in RAID 5.

It's occupied by about 55%.

I don't think even the most recent, most expensive smartphone is going to be able to handle that, especially not in RAID 5.

Growing US chip output an 'expensive exercise in futility', warns TSMC founder

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So TSMC is basically preparing the failure

Warning that costs are high, the workforce is scarce, etc . . all of that is just laying down the groundwork for when the Texas plant will never open.

Or, when it does, it will be with reduced capacity and it will stay that way for all the years TSMC has tax exemptions for.

Then it will more everything back to Taiwan.

Just you watch.