* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Microsoft unveils Android apps for Windows 11 (for US users only)

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"Android apps for Windows 11"

I do hope this just means that you can now also develop Android apps on Windows 11.

Which shouldn't be a news event since, if you can do so on Windows 1 0, I fail to see why it should be such a revolution to do it also on Windows 11.

And if you can't do so on Windows 1 0, why ?

This is just Borkzilla pushing 11 to the forefront.

Software Freedom Conservancy sues TV maker Vizio for 'GPL infringement'

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It's a trap !

I have zero confidence in any so-called "smart" TV.

TV makers do not know how to be smart. They have made dumb terminals for the past 100 years. They're not, all of a sudden, going to gain the necessary intelligence to make something that is indeed user-friendly and useful.

"Smart", for me, means that the object has been saddled with unnecessary restrictions, supervision, phoning home, and a very poorly thought-out UI which will annoy me every time I have to use it to get to the content I want.

I pray that my current television will hold out for many more years, pushing back the date at which I'm going to have to navigate those treacherous waters.

Facebook fined £50m in UK for 'conscious' refusal to report info and 'deliberate failure to comply' during Giphy acquisition probe

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"an unreasonable compliance burden for a global business"

Right.

Because it's such a bother to conform to local laws when you're sitting on billions of dollars.

I weep for you, Zuck.

NOT.

P.S. : I can't recall you complaining so much in China, eh Zuck ?

NHS Digital exposes hundreds of email addresses after BCC blunder copies in entire invite list to 'Let's talk cyber' event

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Terminator

Yeah but the problem is always the same : as soon as you define rules to automate mailing, some idiot is going to feel that his case is special and he'll go out of his way to work around the rules and send it the way he wants.

You cannot automate against stupidity, stupidity will win every time. You need to educate stupidity.

With a cattle prod, if necessary.

Icon because integrated battery charge.

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FAIL

"As soon as we became aware of concerns"

Apparently, your awareness required four successive blunders.

You're going to have to do a lot better to make us believe your PR bullcrap.

Brave's homegrown search claims to protect your privacy but there's a long way to go if it's to challenge the big G

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Windows

"the free version of Brave Search will soon be ad supported"

AKA : the free version of Brave Search will soon no longer be used.

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Firefox + NoScript + uBlock Origin here.

I search with StartPage.

Reg scribe spends week being watched by government Bluetooth wristband, emerges to more surveillance

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Re: We know who is most at risk from it

We do ?

I knew a married couple. She was "at risk", he was not. They were both in their 50s. He was in good physical shape, and so was she.

They both got COVID. He was the one who died.

Now explain to me how we know who is most at risk from COVID.

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Thank you for those links. I found this one to be the most interesting. It is also the most recent, I think.

In any case, reading them has given me new insight on pandemic management.

That does not mean that I welcome my mask-wearing future with open arms, though.

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Re: I'll be tracked almost everywhere I go...

Indeed. Talk about sheeple.

The first quarantine was accompanied daily by the death total. The second quarantine was accompanied by maps in red symbolyzing hospital saturation. After that, the government stopped bothering trying to find excuses, it just says : keep wearing the masks and respect social distancing, and we all follow meekly.

The numbers are good. The French population is almost 75% vaccinated.

And yet, we still have to wear those effing masks and QR-coded COVID status is required to go out for dinner.

What's the point of the vaccination, again ?

Microsoft admits to yet more printing problems in Windows as back-at-the-office folks asked for admin credentials

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I have always been fascinated with Borkzilla's addiction to admin-access-required drivers to do just about anything, when , under Linux, you can basically update just about everything without rebooting your computer, including the graphic drivers.

A printer driver needs admin access ? WTF for ? It's a printer, for fuck's sake. It's an OUTPUT. It's not like the printer is going to access the hard disk or RAM, it just takes whatever the program feeds it and prints it out.

Jesus Christ in a basket, why all the complication ?

There are 875 million good reasons why the paperless office won't happen soon

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Another story of waste to bolster your point :

I have been in need of a respirator for the past decade, in order to sleep properly. At the beginning, I recieved monthly invoices by snail mail and thought nothing of it. Then, after paying the invoices, I got individual snail mails with the invoice, marked "Payé" (because I'm French, living in France).

So, just to be clear, the company managing my subscription would send me three invoices every quarter - in individual envelopes containing a response envelope - and when I had paid via bank transfer, I would get three envelopes with the invoice marked "Payé".

Once I realized just how much paper was being wasted I contacted the company and asked if it was possible to get the invoices digitally at my email address - which they already had.

No, it wasn't.

I have been asking regularly since, and the answer is always the same : no.

Recently, I got a snail mail from them indicating basically that they were looking for "generous donators" to help them weather "a difficult financial situation". I took one look at that mail and said to myself : "sort out your fucking snail mail and you'll find that you'll have saved hundreds of thousands of euros on useless paper mails".

The issue, as I understand it, is that manglement sees that the current system works, and if it works, why fix it ? Here's a reason : you're wasting a ton of money when you could send your invoices digitally and save all those postage stamps.

You want help ? Start by helping yourself.

I think that's in the Bible somewhere.

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Re: Paperless Never

Don't knock Education. The teachers need 30 copies of the day's exercise page - and they don't have 30 copies of the book to hand out.

If Education was treated as seriously as the military budget, then that wouldn't happen, but the big bucks go to the boys in uniform, so teachers have to make do with photocopies.

That's just the way it is.

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Not to mention that toilet paper in the business environment is starting to look more and more like corrugated cardboard, if not actually sandpaper.

I would really like to know what the "manager's" toilet paper line is in the beancounter's ledgers, because I'm absolutely certain that they're not using the crap they give to the underlings.

Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

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This is mildly terrifying

Mildly because even if electromagnetic radiation is unavoidable, I live in the country in a small village. A black van parked not 50 meters from my house is going to stick out like a sore thumb, so I'm not worried for myself.

However, it is very unsettling to think that the surveillance society that are increasingly going towards is getting easier and easier to accomplish due to the technology that makes our lives more practical.

Sheesh.

NFTs not annoying enough? Now they come with wallet-emptying malware

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FAIL

"credentials that should have been revoked when they left the biz"

And here we go again : sloppy security practices by doofuses who couldn't care less until it's too late.

Well I am actually starting to hope that such organizations do get stung. If that's what they need to learn to do their job properly, then that's where the training money should go.

It's one thing to get hacked when you have proper opsec and you discover, belatedly, that there was a hole in there somewhere where the miscreant got through. It's entirely a different story if you get hacked because you left all the doors open. In that case, you definitely deserve what you get.

US gov claims ransomware 'earned' $590m in the first half of 2021 alone – mostly in Bitcoin

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Re: Accessory to Extortion ?

Although I agree with you wholeheartedly, I don't see that miscreants outside the US are going to be much bothered by being charged with extortion by a US court.

The only way to get a grip on this is by making it an international crime and rolling it into Interpol's purview.

And even then, Russian hackers won't give a damn (nor will Chinese hackers), but it might allow for shutting down the exchanges that make it possible.

Chinese tech minister says he's 'dealt with' 73,000 sites that breached the law

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Only 4,200 out of 1.83 million ?

That seems like a surprisingly decent score to me. I would have expected tens of thousands of "illegal" apps for almost two million scanned.

I'm pretty sure that a scan of Apple or Android app stores would find loads more.

Amazon textbook rental service scammed for $1.5m

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That's a very good question.

I'd've thought that, after losing 500, somebody would be taking a closer look at what was going on.

It would appear that this activity was likely drowned under the hundreds of thousands of daily deliveries and also, that Amazon has been automated to the point that the whole thing administers itself.

Amazon needs to revisit the concept of activity alarms.

Windows terminates here. Please remember to finish setting it up on arrival

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FAIL

Seriously, guys

When will business understand that a slideshow only needs a competent programmer and an R-Pi ?

For the love of Pete, stop shoveling Borkzillaware into every nook and cranny simply because you don't have a fucking clue.

Boeing 737 Max chief technical pilot charged with deceiving US aviation regulators over MCAS

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Flame

You mean : all the ones above him in the food chain ?

Because the Board should get a lashing from this as well, and I'm not talking stock value.

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Terrifying link.

Not only the FAA is not doing everything to get back to a proper oversight function, but it is actively dialing its own oversight down and delegating its decisions to vested interests.

Tell me : is the FAA run by Republicans perchance ?

Everyone who wants a smartphone for Chrimbo will get one, but in the real world things are somewhat different

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Don't forget the NSA spying device . . .

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"The chipset famine has truly arrived"

They're never going to admit that the smartphone market is saturated, now are they ?

Any excuse but that.

Missouri governor demands prosecution of reporter for 'decoding HTML source code' and reporting a data breach

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Re: Da Gov da Nor

Oooh, you're stretching there. That would mean he knows how to install an app on a smartphone.

I'm betting he's barely capable of punching in a phone number. He's probably got a secretary to deal with all the technical details of inputting a phone number, and she (because of course it's a she, he's an alpha male, dammit) passes him the phone when the call is being made.

After all, he can't burden his two functional neurons with such mundane matters . . .

Toyota needs more than its Cheer Squad to deal with chip shortages, as five more home factories forced into idleness

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Not to mention the off-the-cuff question of exactly how experienced are the people designing these custom chips ?

If I had a car company, I think I'd prefer asking Intel (AMD/TSMC/whatever) to a meeting where I would specify what I need from said chip, and let them propose a solution.

I'm sure the tools to design a chip today are plentiful and good, but just like programming languages, that doesn't mean that the people using them are doing so at the top ability of the software.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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So, Alice and Bob are "colonial structures" now

It's programming. Programming was built in English. Yes, I know the USA is not the first place in the world programming took place, but it is the place where programming took hold and started swamping the masses.

You have two entities, A and B. You don't want people to feel like they're reading a mathematics treaty (even if they kinda are), so you want to humanize them. Back when those manuals were written, Alice and Bob were an acceptable, logical choice, not a colonial one. I kinda irks me how many people can feel offended for people they don't even know.

So let's cut the bullshit : make a survey of what names can replace Alice and Bob. Make it worldwide, but control that one IP address can only enter one ticket.

And if you end up with Aranahooteepie and BobbyMcBobFace, it's your fault.

Acer expands its antimicrobial PC offerings – with caveat they may not offer any protection

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Use copper

Copper has proven anti-bacterial properties, does not need to be reapplied and would make for a killer keyboard+mouse combo.

Now that I've thought of that, I want it !

LAN traffic can be wirelessly sniffed from cables with $30 setup, says researcher

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I thought LAN cables were shielded

Okay, I agree that nothing is perfect, but it seems a bit of a stretch to say that you could detect LAN traffic from tens of meters away by "listening" to a shielded cable.

You might be able to do it from the other side of a wall, but if you want to target a specific cable, good luck.

I accept this could work if you can set it up in the server room, but then we're back to the Primary Rule : if you have access, security is gone.

Apple warns sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything

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Re: Could they have found the magic balance?

Borkzilla has found no balance, it is simply surfing the sheer volume of applications that exist for the Windows environment, coupled with total apathy from the users who couldn't care less what OS they are running, and the apparent mind control it enjoys on the business users.

Legacy is what is making money for Borkzilla, that and the current Cloud madness.

The day Linux will have as many useful applications is the day Borkzilla will start to see its money vault shrink.

Former Intel AI boss Naveen Rao is now counting the cost of machine learning, literally

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"hardware performance per dollar is growing at only a fraction of that rate"

Well duh, computing hardware is nearing the bleeding edge of atomic limits. The golden days where Intel's new generation of CPUs was >25% faster than the previous gen are long gone.

The only improvements we're getting these days is in making the hardware multitask its duties and throwing more computing power at problems that were handled solely by the CPU before. And we're already reaching the limit on how much more can be done on that.

It sounds crazy, but there will come a day when new hardware designs will become few and far between. Computers will come in several sizes and power configurations, and the choices will stay the same for decades at a time.

And I might yet see the beginnings of that in my lifetime.

Soaring cloud division turns things around for SAP after annus horribilis that was 2020

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Devil

"It is estimating sales to grow by up to 19 per cent year-on-year"

That's a lot of nice data you have there, shame if anything happened to it.

So, let's talk about our cloud offerings . . .

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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It's only a US patent, aka a rubber stamp allowing US patent lawyers to make mint to get it overturned.

Prior art ? That's for lawyers to find, the US Patent Office doesn't have the time to check that, nor does it care to try.

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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WTF?

"Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"

What ?

Then why the hell have I been putting my spent batteries in the recycling bin at the supermarket for the past decade and a half ?

Where the hell did they go, into the ground ?

Android OS vendor variants transmit data with no opt-out

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Stop

You're not using Android, you're using Lineage. What justification do you have to accuse Android users of shilling ?

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I understand what you're saying, and I am absolutely not contradicting anything.

The only thing I can say for certain is that my mobile data usage as of the time of this writing (October 13th, 2021, 20:10:23 CEST) is 47MB out of 40GB.

And I have been using some of my data allowance, for business purposes.

What I will do is, in November, before activating any mobile data allowance, I will check on the usage numbers.

That should clarify the situation.

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Funny you mention that, it happens to my wife's phone regularly.

Curiously, it has never happened to me.

I have no explanation for that, apart from the fact that my operator is Luxembourgish and hers is French. We probably don't have the same version.

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Ok, I have a question

On my Galaxy A3, WiFi is disabled, BlueTooth is disabled, Mobile Data is disabled and Location is disabled. I activate those things only when I need them, and deactivate them again when I'm done.

So, when exactly is all that telemetry happening on my phone ?

I'm guessing it's when I have them activated. So, almost never then.

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Impressive

HP gorged itself on the coronavirus and is just now realizing that, gosh, everybody who needs one has one now, and the future will not be so rosy.

Thank goodness they have all these expensive analysts to reveal these things after the fact.

Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town

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"Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town"

Quick, pause Windows Update for at least 14 days !

Booting up: Footballers kick off GDPR case for 'misuse' of their performance data

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Did I get this right ?

They are basically trying to kill their fans' access to statistical data so they (the fans) can endlessly argue about who is better, bet on who will come ahead and, generally speaking, stay interested in the sport ?

If there is an issue with private data, no problem, take it out. Except that their height and weight is a matter of public record, like or not, and GDPR has nothing to say about that, so I really don't really don't see where this is going except another excuse for the players to milk yet more money out of running behind a ball.

I think they're already largely compensated for that.

Schools email marketing company told us to go away when we told them of exposed database creds, say infoseccers

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I'm sure she'll soon be accepted on the Board in an honorary position.

For £150K/year.

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Well, given that he didn't stop to think about what he was doing, I'd venture a "no" to that question.

In any case, he certainly gets an A+ for Arrogance.

Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for

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That is true for Linux, which can be pared down to the bare bones of what you need to do.

I doubt very much that the latest Windows will alllow you to skip loading ten dozens of "services" for which you have no use, and will just bloat the RAM and diminish performance for nothing.

Especially Windows 1 0, which Borkzilla has specifically set up so the you no longer are in charge of your own computer.

"For your own good", of course.

Instagram is testing feature that tells panicking users the service is broken again

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"We're testing a new feature"

Looking forward to reading about how the feature broke down and was utterly useless the next time FaceBook suffers an outage . . .

Brit MPs blast Baroness Dido Harding's performance as head of NHS Test and Trace

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Trollface

"It clearly failed on its own terms"

And now she'll be able to sing : I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyy !

Microsoft turns Windows Subsystem for Linux into an app for Windows

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So WSL can be an app

In that case, Windows 11 can be an app as well.

Actually, there are hardly any components of the OS that cannot be an app.

So Redmond no longer has the luxury of saying that something absolutely needs to be part of the OS (<cough> Edge <cough>).

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: computers aren't infallible

Ah but Star Trek TOS has already explored that subject, and did a rather good job of it.

Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET

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Trollface

That's the delay for the facial recognition system that's trying to determine if you are Bin Laden or not.

Nearly 140 nations – from US and UK to EU, China and India – back 15% minimum corporate tax rate

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FAIL

If government just stops spending you won't have schools, roads, hospitals or much of anything that you don't pay for yourself.

For fucks' sake, this is not about government. This is about multi-billion dollar behemoths sitting on their billions and not contributing to said schools, hospitals or fire stations.