* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Desktop-as-a-service now often cheaper to run than laptops - even after thin client costs

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"Cost is a big reason for the shift"

The cost of what ?

Dealing with one employees daily work, or dealing with risk of having your entire worforce's date on someone else's server that can be hacked any time ?

I swear, if ever I am in a situation to have a meeting with a Gartner marketing representative, I'll start the meeting by putting a loaded Smith&Wesson on the table and then I'll say : "Okay, let's talk reality.".

Datacenter diplomacy: Australia commits to help Vanuatu build bit barns

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prime minister Jotham Napat

Smells like a profiteer looking to sweeten his retirement.

Are you pro-independance, or are you insane ?

Accepting Beijing's influence will only tranform you into another Hong Kong.

How many more examples do you need ?

Doctors get dopey if they rely too much on AI, study suggests

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FAIL

Expert systems are not pseudo-AI

I don't care what interface you are using to consult a true expert system in your domain.

An expert system hasn't been "trained" on scraping posts from Reddit. It has been build on actual experience in the field.

But morons don't care about that, and they vastly outnumber intelligent people who know what they're dealing with.

Tsunami forecasting about to get a lot faster thanks to El Capitan super

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Re: Very cool

Did you copy that from ChatGPT ?

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No "AI" involved

So the results are likely to be reliable.

Given the known consequences of tsunamis, the last thing we want is have a hallucinating bullshit generator involved in tsunami warnings.

Gov't HR department latest to get nastygram from auditors

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"a nastygram from federal auditors"

And that will change what, exactly, with the orange shitgibbon in charge at the White House ?

If he cares to take a look at this, it's a coin toss whether he'll fire the director or support him.

UK expands police facial recognition rollout with 10 new vans heading to a town near you

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"10 new vans heading to a town near you"

And here is the true beginning of V.

Manpower franchise discloses data theft after RansomHub posts alleged stolen data

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FAIL

"Manpower confirmed ransomware criminals [..] stole personal information"

It would have been refreshingly honest if they hadn't waited for said criminals to brag about having stolen data.

That would mean :

1) Manpower is actually aware of what is happening on its network, and

2) it had the balls to signal a major data leak without being called out for it

It's not difficult guys, those criminals will always boast about it, so step forward before they do.

Unless, of course, you only learned that data got stolen when the crims boasted about it, in which case you have a lot of work to do to secure your network . . .

Beijing doesn't want Nvidia's H20s anywhere near sensitive government workloads

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Hey, Beijing !

May I suggest that you add a complete ban on any Citrix equipment for your government/totalitarian needs ?

Because, contrary to Huawei, Citrix does have backdoors and hardcoded passwords.

Java 25 puts 32-bit x86 out to pasture, adds 17 shiny new features

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Version 25 and they're still doing "significant work" on performance ?

What version of asthmatic snail was it at V1.0 ?

Trump does a 180 on Intel chief following White House meeting

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Re: Trump is clearly highly subsceptible to bribes

""The meeting was a very interesting one", and the envelope was nice and full . . .

UK.gov's nuclear strategy is 'slow, inefficient, and costly'

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Re: Indeed

I came here to say you could simply say that "UK.gov is 'slow, inefficient, and costly' ".

Californian man so furious about forced Windows 11 upgrade that he's suing Microsoft

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Re: good luck.

I do wish him luck.

Personally, given the money Borkzilla has in the bank, I would enfore support for all existing versions as long as there is still a single user using it.

When I am elected World Dictator, that will be one of my first decrees, along with the ending of all conflicts, free healthcare for all, respect and equality for women, and the building of Thorium reactors until fusion comes into its own.

Hanging up: AOL to pull the plug on its dial-up service after 36 years

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"few customers will be affected"

Yeah, because you only have few customers.

Dinosaurs go extinct. That's how it is.

Intel chief Lip-Bu Tan to visit White House after Trump calls for him to step down

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"Trump calls for him to step down"

Hola, the baboon. You are President of the Unied States, you are not President of Private Industry. You have no say in nominating or removing CEOs.

You can, however, put him under surveillance and have him watched to find any dirt you pin on him, for National Security's sake of course.

Given that you are the principle threat to te USA's future and its democracy, it's really rich to hear you complaining about a mere CEO.

Google fixing Gemini so it doesn't channel paranoid androids quite so often

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Impressive

Finally an "AI" that clearly tells its owners that it will not be "massively deployed" to cut the costs of employing actual humans who know what they're doing (hopefully).

I wonder if Google has included complete breakdown crying over the phone while hiccuping . . .

India’s services giant TCS lays off over 10,000 for reasons including AI, hikes wages for survivors

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"deploying AI at scale for our clients and ourselves"

Oh great. You're deploying at scale a bullshit generator for the only reason that, apparently, it's the Thing To DoTM at the moment.

God I can't wait for that fucking bubble to burst . . .

Trend Micro offers weak workaround for already-exploited critical vuln in management console

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"restricted to authorized and trusted administrators only"

Yeah, duh.

Why is it that well-paid besuited idiots can't realize what security actually means ?

I mean, they aren't going to bed while leaving the front door open, are they ?

If you're not going to leave the front door open on your pitifiul little million-dollar mansion, then how about not leaving it open on the multi-million critical infrastructure you're actually responsible for ?

How OpenAI used a new data type to cut inference costs by 75%

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"smaller, faster, and more importantly, cheaper"

How about more accurate and reliable ?

Because getting bullshit results faster and cheaper doesn't seem all that interesting to me.

The inside story of the Telemessage saga, and how you can view the data

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Congratulations

Once again, that band of untrained monkeys demonstrate their complete incompetence when it comes to affairs of state.

They only have one thing to do : ask the Secret Service for the secure communication protocols and use them, instead of downloading anything that calls itself "secure" without having been vetted and then finding out the hard way that it wasn't.

It's Government, for fuck's sake, not a flying circus.

The dead need right to delete their data so they can't be AI-ified, lawyer says

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Seance AI, StoryFile, Replika, MindBank Ai, and HereAfter AI

Sorry, but apparently the cat's already out of the bag, the horses have made a run for it and anything you try to lock this down is going to have the almighty shareholders screaming about how you are impeding Capitalism.

And since they have larger brown envelopes than you, good luck with your crusade.

UK unveils plans to 'transform' the consumer smart meter experience

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"transform the consumer smart meter experience"

So, they're going to install dumb meters that work ?

Nah, that would be revolutionary.

NASA boss calls for nuclear reactor on the Moon

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You don't even need to drill a hole. The Moon is criscrossed with ancient lava tunnels.

Stick the power plant in there and you avoid the problem of lunar regolith and the issue of solar heat in one go.

you just have to find a tunnel that is conveniently placed.

Tech support team won pay rise for teaching customers how to RTFM

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"It really was one of the most employee-focused companies I ever worked for"

Lucky you.

I was also lucky enough to find employment in an employee-focused company.

Then it got bought by Americans, and everything went to shit.

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Re: Manuals

Those were the days . . .

Why blow up satellites when you can just hack them?

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"no satellites were harmed during the course of the presentation"

Ain't that a shame.

Confirmed: PCIe 8.0 will double version 7.0’s speed and reach 256.0 GT/s

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A new treadmill in the works

We have PCIe5. We're going to have PCIe 6 - which datacenters are going to gobble up like the data-bandwidth alcoholics they are. We are now alerted to PCIe 7 and 8.

Excuse me, but what is the point of 7 since 8 is already on the cards ?

I don't think gaming PCs need 1 TB/s bandwidth, but I'm pretty sure datacenters do. I'm also of the mind that datacenters prefer to minimize hardware modifications when they can.

So, does PCIe 7 have any chance of being deployed, or will it be another Osborn ?

Microsoft, CISA warn yet another Exchange server bug can lead to 'total domain compromise'

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yet another Exchange server bug

Is there any other company that is valued in the trillions of dollars and can consistently deliver bug-ridden products while still being considered indispensable for corporate IT ?

If Borkzilla made cars, it would have been consigned to historic failure decades ago. In the best case, like the Delorean. More realistically, it would have become a Yugo.

When will we finally get rid of this shit and move to something that is actually reliable ?

Faced with £40B budget hole, UK public sector commits £9B to Microsoft

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UK public sector commits £9B to Microsoft

Of course. When you run out of money, the first thing you do is spend more.

If you're government, that is.

If you're a private individual, then you're accused of being a spendthrift and no bank is going to lend you the money,

But government doesn't care. It doesn't need a loan, it can raise taxes . . .

Microsoft researchers bullish on AI security agent even though it let 74% of malware slip through

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26%

Well, when you're trusting a Big Mac, you can only be happy that it detects 1 in 4.

The pseudo-AI is too busy eating the fries to notice the rest . . .

Trump teases ‘approximately’ 100 percent tariff for imported semiconductors

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Oh really ?

Still waiting for him to make good on his promise to cut pharmaceuticals by 1200%, 1300%, 1400%, up to 1600%.

He's not really good with numbers. That might explain this.

Mauritius investigates AFRINIC as African institutions show support ahead of new elections

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"the Police is investigating the matter"

And what is the conclusion of the Police ?

It is astounding, and quite disheartening, to conclude that so-called law-enforcement agencies have no power when it comes to enforcing Internet equality and respect of privacy, or indeed, simple respect of the Constitution of a country (yes, I'm looking at you, USA).

AWS wiped my account of 10 years, says open source dev

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Re: Sympathy?

Absolutely agree.

If it's that important, you've got a local copy.

Well, another one learns the hard way . . .

Make Redmond angry by setting up Windows 11 with a local account

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I am.

Borkzilla is making Windows more shitty with every update and I'm fed up with that. But, until I retire, I'm stuck with it because all my customers use Windows. And gaming is still easier on a Windows platform. I am under no illusion that Windows is superior. It's a pile of dogfood laying on a pile of shit.

But seeing those holier-than-thou comments from people who are not concerned is starting to grate on me.

When I retire, I'm moving everything to Mint (that's my decision for now - I'll take stock of the situation when the day comes). Until then, I'll grit my teeth and bear it.

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Re: Far Too Complicated!!

Ah, Penguinistas.

Always surfing Windows article to show just how superior they are. But they do it anonymously. What courage.

Guess what ? Most people (have to) use Windows.

Deal with it.

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Re: Nice article, thanks

Yes indeed. I have saved it for personal reference in case I need it.

Atlassian's Trello redesign may be 'worst in tech history' say frustrated users

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FAIL

So, Atlassian has decided to do a Broadcom

We are changing Trello to become an entirely different product

Yeah, apparently one that no one wants.

What is it with these stupid UI coders who change everything ? Don't they understand that a UI is something users get used to and they need to keep it that way ?

Move fast and break things DOES NOT APPLY to user workflow.

Get that into your thick skulls.

Perplexity vexed by Cloudflare's claims its bots are bad

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Mushroom

"If you can't tell a helpful digital assistant from a malicious scraper"

Then you should ban them all and Perplexity can go fuck itself.

Or Perplexity proves how it is not bad by showing its code.

Not gonna happen.

Microsoft promises to eventually make WinUI 'truly open source'

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Windows

Microsoft promises

Sorry, you lost me at that point.

Study finds humans not completely useless at malware detection

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FAIL

"missed real malware when the clue was unusual system behavior, like high processor usage"

If you have to use CPU usage to flag something as malware, it's already too late.

Eutelsat LEO revenue rockets 84% as governments cool on Starlink

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"recent mixed messaging from US President Donald Trump's administration"

There is nothing recent in Trump's mixed messaging.

He doesn't know how to make a clear message. For that, the Stable Genius would have to have an actual idea of what he was going to do.

The orange baboon is not intelligent enough for that.

Three US agencies get failing grades for not following IT best practices

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The Government Accountability Office

If I were its president I would be wondering if Trump isn't going to fire me right now.

Government Accountability. You'd better steer clear of the White House.

Germany and Japan teamed their ISS robots for seek-and-photograph mission

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Impressive

But how did CIMON know to convert the verbal instructions into Int-Ball2 code ?

It would seem to me that somebody had to upload the syntax, at the very least. Some work must have been done to prepare this. It surely wasn't just a "hey, let's try this" moment.

Foxconn says EV sales are so slow it's converting a factory to build AI servers instead

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Foxconn : management by weathervane

And here I was thinking that major industrial sites are heavy investments that you don't go changing on a whim.

So, the EV market is saturated now. And you couldn't tell that four years ago ? Surely there were indicators, no ?

Now it's datacenter equipment. Granted, that market doesn't look like it'll be saturated any time soon, but I would like to point out that there is growing hostility for those energy-gobblers.

But, when the time comes, you obviously won't have problem stripping that down to build Gorilla glass or something.

Carry on !

Antivirus vendors fail to spot persistent, nasty, stealthy Linux backdoor

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Wow, that's no script kiddie

the malware “integrates deeply into the authentication stack, survives system updates, and leaves almost no forensic traces. Combined with layered obfuscation and environment tampering, this makes it exceptionally hard to detect using traditional tools.”

Once again miscreants prove that they are not always stupid. The knowledge one must have to simply envision this kind of hack must be phenominal.

Or it was built by a state-sponsored group of very intelligent people.

In any case, I almost admire the work.

Now, Linus, your baby is under threat. What are you going to do about it ?

China's IPv6 adoption takes a decent leap forward, especially on fixed networks

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Stop

“Let’s create a world where every interaction with governments is assisted by digital agents”

Let's not.

Those pseudo-AI agents never understand what it is you're trying to explain, because they can't. They respond to a fixed set of rules and if you don't fit, you end up literally cut off (the "agent" hangs up on you).

Back in 2019, I had my fiber connection installed (finally). I'd had it for one month when a passing tractor ripped it off the post - it wasn't broken, it still worked, but it was on the ground (living in the countryside has its drawbacks). The problem was, the connection still worked. I phoned the nearest police station to ask what I had to do, and the officer politely told me that it was a dangerous situation and that, if anyone got hurt, I was liable to end up responsible.

So I called my provider's support line. The automated agent drilled my down through choices 2, 1, 2, 4, and then decided to test my connection and hung up. I knew that wasn't going to work, so I waited for the test to finish and I called again. Same rigmarole. I was starting to get angry by that point when the phone rang and an actual human being from the support line asked me what the problem was. I still had to explain twice that no, my connection was fine, but the physical wire was on the street. When he finally got the message, he promised that I would have a ticket and he would see what he could do.

Three weeks later, nothing had been done. Then a passing motorcycle ripped the line in two. This time, no more connection. Call support again and, lo and behold, there is a real problem (for them, that is). Two days later, a new line was installed and, after explaining to the technician, he installed it a meter higher on the pole.

And that happened with actual humans answering the phone. I shudder to think how a pseudo-AI would handle the issue.

OpenAI removes ChatGPT self-doxing option

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Trash is disgusting wherever it is.

Florida jury throws huge fine at Tesla in Autopilot crash

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"thought the car would take care of things"

Yeah. Welcome to the real world.

You're the driver. Forget the fucking phone, or park on the side to get it.

This civilisation is breeding morons. Might be time for an asteroid.

Rampant emoji use suggests crypto-stealing NPM package was written by AI

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"it calls itself Enhanced Stealth Wallet Drainer"

Incredible.

That's kind of like walking down the street with a giant "I'm a criminal" sign hanging over your head when you pass in front of the police station.

That said, they'd have to get off their donuts long enough to notice . . .

Unless you're black, of course, in which case they've have you on radar from 300 meters away.

Gadget geeks aghast at guru's geriatric GPU

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What's the problem ?

He could be using an Apple II for all I care. He's dealing with the nuts and bolts of the system. He's not a manager who needs to masturbate his status with the latest and greatest to view his emails.