* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Canada Goose ruffles feathers over 600K record dump, says leak is old news

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Exactly

Where is the reference to the publication of said raid and the notification to the authorities ?

Or is it that Canada Goose deems 600K records insufficient to be worthy of a notification ?

Shouldn't the authorities be taking a look into this ?

You probably can't trust your password manager if it's compromised

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Re: If you were serious about security

Interesting point. What would replace passwords with ? Biometrics ? Because you really think I want to have my face stored on all those servers that I don't control and that, history tells me, will be hacked at one point or another ?

I can change a password. I can't change my face.

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Re: Know your threat model

Joe User doesn't even understand what those words mean.

You are clearly a professional. Your solutions, efficient as they are, are not available to the guy who just wants access from every bit of electronics he has at his disposal and has no idea of the consequences.

And I'll bet that, if you start trying to "educate" him on those consequences, he'll shut you out in order to continue to easily consult his FaceBook page, and whatever else he usually does.

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Sounds impressive.

Do you really think Joe User is going to bother with all that, let alone be capable of implementing and managing it ?

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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Re: Dumb and Dumber

Um, if you're sent a link by the police, I believe you're supposed to trust it.

This is all from Dutch translation, so I'm pretty sure we don't have all the details, but it would seem that the issue is not that he clicked the link, the issue is how he handled the aftermath.

You don't go telling the Police that you'll only give back if you "get something in return".

I have no way of knowing the particulars, but we're talking about the Dutch. DEutch Police are vastly more trustworthy than ICE thugs, so if they arrested him, I would tend to believe that he was a bit stupid in his response.

GPT-5 bests human judges in legal smack down

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So, AI is now slated to replace judges

If you want a good idea of how that will go, watch Big Bug.

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Re: the current US Supreme Court

is hardly an example of Justice.

It is now a Trumpian tool of dystopia and should be entirely replaced. The only problem is : with what ?

The USA is failing. It has a convicted criminal at its head and a political machine that is 100% geared towards continuing the march into oblivion.

I'm sure they will succeed.

Penguin-powered platform board keels over at Alpine station

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So, it would be a Linux install gone wrong

Why on Earth would you need to reinstall Linux when you have a working environment ?

At the condition, obviously, that your display server is air-gapped from the Internet, If It Works, Don't Fix It applies.

On top of that, the "fixer" obviously didn't do his job properly. Ever since we discovered that Swiss air-traffic controllers were too few and overworked (can't find the source, sorry), it would seem that the vaunted Swiss efficiency has taken some buckshot to the wings.

Anthropic wants comp-sci students to vibe code their way through college

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I disagree. This is not "more of the same". This is divorcing a mind from the fundamentals of programming.

Those students will be worse than useless, they will be a danger to business procedures.

On the other hand, that's a brilliant step forward to becoming a manager . . .

Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

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Americans

They really are the last people that have should have guns readily available.

AI to make call center agents 'superheroes,' not unemployed, says industry CEO

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Windows

"Gartner says"

I am generally extremely sceptical about what Gartner says.

In this case, however, I will welcome their support in defending actual human employment.

Microsoft warns that poisoned AI buttons and links may betray your trust

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Windows

"Microsoft warns"

Hello Microsoft. Anyone having actually worked with your pathetic excuse for an OS doesn't need your warnings.

Just starting Windows is a warning in itself.

Notepad's new Markdown powers served with a side of remote code execution

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"All of this [..] can be toggled off"

Nope, not the way to do it.

It should be "toggled on".

Not that I care anyway, Notepad++ is vastly superior and does exactly what I want it to do.

Dijkstra’s algorithm won’t be replaced in production routers any time soon

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KISS

Amen to that.

I shudder to think what Redmond damage Redmond could do if it decided to generalize this new-fangled algorythm.

I know I'm getting old (hell, this year I'm 60), but honestly I've spent enough of my life in IT to know that If It Works, Don't Fix It.

Microsoft boffins figured out how to break LLM safety guardrails with one simple prompt

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"What makes this surprising"

The only people who are surprised are the idiots who are employed by companies pushing LLMs with billions in the bank.

As someone said recently : "the i in LLM is for intelligence".

Someone's attacking SolarWinds WHD to steal high‑privilege credentials - but we don't know who or how

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Hackers : here's an idea

Try SolarW1nds+1234

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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In the days of CRTs, I don't think they had coloured plastic ones. I may be wrong though.

Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm

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Re: desperately hoping that "junior + LLM" can achieve the same thing

And they will be bitterly disappointed.

Or, and this is quite possible, they will readjust their expectations to find it quite acceptable. Which, in turn, will end up proving that Idiocracy was, in fact, a documentary.

I think I can guess which path we'll end up with . . .

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Yeah, just ask a politician . . .

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I have been called upon to write documentation for internal software for a few years now.

It's not easy. You need to write the docs for the people who have never worked with the software, not for the people who've been working with it for years (or more) and who just need a reminder. I was specifically told that my documentation would be read by new hires. That practically added double the number of pages to the purely technical side because I had to make sure that the new hire understood the interface (and its quirks) that he was working with.

As a result, I have the greatest respect for people who do that job for a living, without ever actually working with the product.

It's not easy, especially when you can't help but ask yourself : is anybody really reading this ?

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Re: which seems to be self evident

Except that neither manglement nor MBAs seem to have grasped that concept . . .

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Well said.

I'll be remembering that :)

Four horsemen of the AI-pocalypse line up capex bigger than Israel's GDP

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$630+ billion

Could somebody please remind me how much they pay in taxes ?

Oh, right. Zero.

DDoS deluge: Brit biz battered as botnet blitzes break records

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malware-infected Android TVs

Thank goodness we have all this "smart" shit lying around, eh ?

31.4 Tbps is nothing to sneeze at. Seems like a lot of compromised TVs.

Maybe the TV should redescend to what it always was : a dumb video terminal. That might help, no ?

Summer in Australia means beers, beaches, and bork

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That last picture is absolutely lovely

How unfortunate that just about every living creature in Australia (and around it) wants to kill you - and most have the means to do it.

New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor

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Re: Quite a rare sight

Yeah but, reading logs. It's like reading the instructions.

Who does that these days ?

SpaceX wants to fill Earth orbit with a million datacenter satellites

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Re: Kessler syndrome won't happen

That's not exactly reassuring . . .

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Re: Utterly impractical

Thank you for that link. A very interesting read.

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I doubt that SpaceX has the money to launch a million rockets (assuming that each rocket will carry a datacenter, which is apparently a subject under discussion).

This is just another after-a-blunt Muskian brainfart. Nothing will come of it.

Ask Hyperloop.

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Re: On site maintenance ?

JWST is at L2 and there are zero plans for its maintenance.

L2 is 1.5 million kilometers away. I'm guessing that L1 is just as far. It took a whole month for JWST to get to its current position. You can't do maintenance on that scale and, btw, what happens to maintenance ship afterwards ? Is it supposed to come back ? With what fuel ?

Etc. Etc:

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Ah, those cheeky bastards never disappoint, do they ?

Most SAP migrations bust budgets and project timelines, research finds

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Well done

Finally, an official study that tells everyone what they already know : SAP is a bloodsucker that will drain you in any and every way it can find until you are nothing but a line on SAP's income list.

Being useful for you ? That's your problem.

Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder

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Heh, nothing technical like news that Google has screwed itself to make me smile

Well done, Google. All those changes and angst and grumbling for, in the end, being even more blocked than before.

I'd make some suggestions on what you could do, but Heaven forbid that I help you improve your ad-slinging.

And I really like the fact that you are trying to keep ad-slingers from stealing other ad-slingers revenue. Reminds me of the old adage "There is no honor among thieves".

And you are the Thief In Chief, so you should know.

Amazon can't build AI capacity fast enough, throws another $200B at the problem

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Windows

So, another $200 billion

Plus Alphabet's $180 billion.

Does anyone really think that they're really going to be able to avoid this deluge of pseudo-AI (at least, on Windows) ?

Thank $Deity for Firefox and NoScript+uBlock Origin . . .

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Re: *Pop* Go The Weasels

Oh stop talking sense. We're way past that.

Pakistan to test students for real-world skills before they graduate from IT degrees

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Interesting approach

I have one question : who is going to test that the professors know what they're testing for ?

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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So, QA is finally coming back

To get to that point, the egg basket must really smell rotten.

I do hope that this new appointee knows that he's being set up as the fall guy.

It's bubble or nothing for Google as search giant looks to plow ~$180B into datacenters this year

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$180B for "generative AI"

The signal is clear : they're gonna shove that AI shit down our throats with a funnel and a hose and our hands tied behind our backs.

Thank goodness there will always be good people capable and willing to code blocks and workarounds and make them available to all who care to need.

God bless them.

GitHub ponders kill switch for pull requests to stop AI slop

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Windows

"figure out how to manage the mess"

Simple : don't allow automated downloading of anything.

Get those coders back to their actual jobs : making sure their stuff works.

Oh sure, allow anyone to manually download a package. Then expect him/her/it to install said package on a test server, verify the code and that it does the job, then push it into production.

That would go a loooooong way to ensuring that malware-embedded fake packages would have no hope.

But obviously that will never happen, because it would mean that an actual human, paid by the hour, would have to actually work to ensure the proper functioning of his company's environment.

What an idea, eh ?

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

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Palantir

It is not surprising that this company is soaring financially. This is a time when governments everywhere are becoming more and more attuned to the idea of surveillance, due process be damned. Cue V for Vendetta. Honestly, I am starting to believe that that film, as well as Idiocracy, are actual documentaries, not fiction.

Europe shrugs off tariffs, plots to end tech reliance on US

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I can't wait

I am hoping that I will see the day when Borkzilla, Oracle & Co are shut out from European borders and White House interference.

6.something% ? Are you kidding me ? You're going to need a lot more investment than that. You're going to need datacenters, you're going to need network administrators, technicians and even (shudder) actual desk jockeys that all know their job.

The good ones don't come cheap and you're going to need them if you really want this to work.

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

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Re: electromagnetic mass driver and lunar manufacturing

Whatever makes you think His Muskiness has time to read ?

He's got bullshit to post on Twitter (yes, I know, but I refuse to change the name).

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Re: Does anyone really believe his $45 billion investment in Twitter is still worth that amount

It never was and he did his damned best to try and get out of it at first.

Except that His Business Geniussness didn't read the fine print and found himself forced to finalize the deal.

That goes a long way on explaining what his attention span is.

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Re: Moon aie

I love that movie.

Give me a bucket of popcorn and I will re-watch it anytime.

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Re: I know I am crazy...

I'm terribly sorry, but what makes you think that Musk's mind leaps to anything on the basis of logic ?

The only reason this failure of a human being is a billionnaire is because he was in the right place at the right time, aka the start of Paypal, who's only reason to exist is the utter failure of the US banking system.

He got kicked from Paypal's board, but his shares enabled him to go on to financial heights unimagined and unworthy of him.

And here we are, with a person who has a 16 year old mind in the body of a 50+ year old man.

Attention span ? Careful, goldfish, you have some serious competention here.

Microsoft's 'atypical' emergency Windows patches are becoming awfully typical

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" the [..] administrators' already shaky faith in the company"

It's funny (not really) how Microsoft has an iron grip on anyone who doesn't actually have to face its failures on a daily basis.

Windows really is good enough for home users - they're basically incompetent and only surf the web, read/write mails and maybe watch films. That's fine.

For business users, you've got three types : the grunts, the managers and the IT guys.

The grunts don't care, if there is an issue, they call IT and go get a coffee until it's fixed.

The managers don't care, they just shout into the phone and complain unitl it's fixed.

The IT guys bear the brunt of Redmond's incompetence. They sweat and swear and fix things as best as possible, but until the beancounters start tallying the costs of Borkzilla's failures, management won't care and won't change.

AI security startup CEO posts a job. Deepfake candidate applies, inner turmoil ensues.

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FAIL

"it makes sense that he'd use a coding tool to create a portfolio"

No, it does not.

I don't really mind about the profile pic not being real, fine there. But the CV is supposed to be real. If you need a coding tool to create it, you have already failed as a candidate for a job.

At that point, an interview is just a waste of time.

On top of that, a video interview with a blurry face ? Sorry ? And you're stupid enough to hire that ?

"he's not an easy target for this type of scam " and yet he fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

Well that gives me clear idea of your professionalism (aka I won't ever ask you to do anything AI for me).

Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy

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Car sales are stalling

Not suprising, since BYD is eating Tesla's lunch.

You can pretend your cars are Made In AmericaTM, but you cannot ask your customers to pay a high price for a car that is less advanced than what is coming out of China.

On the road, I still see plenty of Teslas - the ones that were bought at least three years ago (and more).

The new electric vehicles on the road are practically all BYD and, having taken a look at their features and performance, if I were to buy an EV, it certainly wouldn't be a Tesla.

If Musk pays as much attention to his new robots, I see no point in buying into that either.

Musk has the attention span of an 8-year-old with a new toy. After a week, it sits unused and forgotten in a corner, and it's up to Mommy to clean it up and put it away.

Except he has no more Mommy to take care of him.

Vibe coding may be hazardous to open source

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Whatever economic crisis it will cause will only concern people who already have way too much money.

The kebab shop, the supermarkets, your friendly baker are not concerned.

AI adoption at work flatlined in Q4, says Gallup

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"Points to a use-case problem"

Yes. There is no use-case for basic users.

Satistical analysis machines have fantastic returns when it comes to detecting new planets, new galaxies, new black holes, new asteroids - ie data that has no bias, where the initial use case is properly defined (and the LLM has not "learned" by reading social media posts).

SAM machines already fail when it comes to medical analysis - the human body is apparently more difficult to interpret than a machine can cope with, however many billions of paramteres it has.

As for programming, there are apparently some people who need to go back and read this post to find out just how wrong their opinion is.