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Posts by Lee T.
72 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Mar 2008
BOFH: Burying the hatchet
US says the next war will be all in our minds
Olympic Committee wins gold for foot shooting
Thursday 14th August 2008 18:51 GMT 
@Webster
Don't be a prat webster - do you seriously think Dell/HP/any other major pc manufacturer's factories are any different? You sound like a 4-year-old refusing to eat his greens. No-one cares about your irrational hatred, you're worse than the chinese, and they've been brainwashed by a corrupt totalitarian state. Open your eyes, you fool, and realise that all software (and all hardware) sucks, apple sucks no more than any other, and you sound like a lunatic every time you draw (literary) breath and post another predictable, biased, no-paris-angle rant.
Aussies: Eat roos, save the planet
Black hats attack gaping DNS hole
Cancer doctor cites 'early' data on cell phone danger
Blinking to replace remote controls, claims Japanese boffin
Wednesday 23rd July 2008 22:52 GMT 
DNA claims prior art - h2g2
A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wavebands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had beenoperated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive - you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same programme.
Lesbos climax as lesbians lick Lesbians
BOFH: The all-clicking, all-whirring Roboboss
Oz parliament enjoys multiple orgasms
Peter Gabriel cranks his f*ck machine
Wednesday 4th June 2008 19:26 GMT 
Seems familiar
this sounds an awful lot like a crappier, commercialier version of pandora http://www.pandora.com/ the music genome project. I found its reccomendations astonishingly good, as its not based on "genre" but on the music genome projects research and classification of songs based on many different criteria. Only available in the US now, unfortunately, they were forced by the RIAss. to implement IP filters. Pity, it was the only internet radio i had listened to for long, as their system semed to work. It sounds like this new one doesn't.
Apple store detains teens for installing iPhone game
Saturday 31st May 2008 16:15 GMT
@Chris C re:re:Nexox Enigma
i call bs on you calling bs
i have many times installed a complete XP system including basic software (office suite, drivers, media software) in under an hour. What usually takes up time is if you have to download updates for everything, which is why i have a slipstreamed install disc, and a disc of software installers. OSX is just as easy. and in both cases you can shove the disc in, leave it for half an hour, then do your configuring, and with windows the configuring can be pre-done on custom install media (using nLite(free software)).
Yorkshire police head off pillow fight anarchy
Tuesday 20th May 2008 05:54 GMT 
@Cherry picking the To-Do list -
you missed 11 and 12
1. Catch Muderers
2. Catch Burglers
3. Catch Motorists Speeding
4. File endless paperwork
5. Cover up/fiddle false arrest/complaint figures
6. Monitor Football match
7. Monitor Water Fight
8. Stop Pillow fight
9. Eat Donuts *
10. Sleep on the job *
11. ???
12. PROFIT!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
