Posts by Tom

Leeds thieves target Ford Focus chips

English sheep shgr

Theirs an article in todays Yorkshire Evening Post that a Leeds englishman was caught by a bus full of people having sex with a sheep. Couldn't make these up, it is Yorkshire.

Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

Baa english limies

Just an english sheep-shagger getting lost flying back to Yorkshire to see his wife, baa limies.

French won Waterloo, says Italian telecoms chief

Limeys

The Normans defeated and conquered the english. The english subjects are reminded of this when the Queen uses Normans phrases in the procession and opening of parliament.

Canadians go out clubbing

Limeys

Yes the seals are to blame for the dwindling fish stock, using the Canadian educational system.

Hunters love the buzz of killing seals but will never admit it when not talking among themselves.

Reminds me of the intellect of english up north. Yorkshire sheep-shaggers and northerm monkey. THe level of IQ displayed every weekend during a football game.