* Posts by H

12 posts • joined 26 Mar 2008

Brit nuke subs exposed on Google Earth

H

Google's info is rubbish...

... you can get much more detailed info from the US Navy

http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/~cannon/medports/Faslane/

"Port Ops normally work on VHF ch 73."

Just in case you needed to listen.

Sony Ericsson Cyber-shot C905 eight-megapixel cameraphone

H
Paris Hilton

got one for the missus.

... all piks come out a bit yellow unless you turn on the auto levelly wossit thingamibob.

Paris. Cos she's yellow too.

If you can fart, you can earn $10,000

H
Coat

its all just a load of...

....hot air.

130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea

H

thank you for keeping me...

.... abreast of the situation.

mines the one with the nipple clamps.

London stock market floored by computer glitch

H
Coat

fantastic.

... everything costs zero. buy buy buy!

H
Coat

do you think now's a good time...

... to tell them they're incident communcation page is broken in firefox?

The Google-isation of all the net's access points

H
Coat

i'll install it...

....if it runs adblock.

not very likely though is it.

Brown's website is Web2.0tastic

H

hmmm... not valid html.

http://validator.w3.org/check?verbose=1&uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.number10.gov.uk%2F

no text only link

no text size widget

images without alt tags

tsk tsk tsk. Looks like an MP's kid did it as a summer project.

I suppose it will become properly accessible when there is a ramp up the steps at number 10.

Boris Johnson bans boozing on London transport

H
Unhappy

that's the end of...

.... the circle line parties.

http://circlelineparty.org.uk

@everyone moaning about the £3 for 200 yards quote.

Please try and make a comparison with other cities' public transport. For example, Berlin:

Day ticket Zones AB € 6,10

This covers up to the city boundary. (There is a zone C)

London:

1 Day Travelcard Zones 1-4 £9.40

For chrissakes, us Londoners need to drown our sorrows cos we're getting ripped off.

Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

H
Paris Hilton

expect similar action soon...

... from Dick van Dyke

Paris. You know/wish she's been there.

Brown opts for morality over science on 'lethal skunk'

H
Alien

I had something to say...

... but for the life of me I can't remember what it is.

an alien. because they're, like, out there, man.

BAA boots Vulture from T5 frequent flyer club

H

I'm there friday morning....

... what do you want a pik of?

I'll see if I can't coax a BSOD out of the self service check in desks so there'll be an IT angle to the story...

oh wait.. this is el reg

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