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Digital sovereignty is real in Europe. The UK? Not so much

David M

CLOUD Act

It's not just a question of potentially losing access to American tech resources. There is also the fact that the US government can use the CLOUD Act to demand access to any and all data held by any US corporation, regardless of where in the world the data is physically held. Which is fine, if you completely trust Trump not to abuse that power. Hmm...

EU puts 'addictive' design of Facebook, Instagram under the DSA microscope

David M

Re: Maddening...

If you're accessing FB from a desktop browser, take a look at fbpurity.com. It's a browser addon that lets you turn off most of the annoyances. An ad-blocker also helps. I've used this setup for years, and when I look at FB I see posts from friends, posts from groups I follow, and nothing else. Which is as it should be.

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

David M

NSIP designation

How about we make it a strict rule that a datacentre can only be designated as NSIP if it is completely sovereign, i.e. British-owned and absolutely not subject to the US CLOUD Act. That would provide the requisite boost for British tech and industry, without lining the pockets of certain multinationals.

No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship

David M

Autonomous and armed

So are the weapons autonomous as well, or is there a human in the loop when deciding where to point them?

NHS England confirms: Palantir staff can access patient data

David M

Re: They're literally a spying company

I doesn't matter where the data is held. US law says that any US company must hand over any and all of its data to the US government on request, regardless of where in the world it is physically located.

Firefox integrates an ad-blocker, but not to block ads

David M

Re: Design?

Seconded! I only discovered /week recently, and it was a breath of fresh air.

Britain says Skyhammer drone interceptor passed Jordan tests with flying colors

David M

Re: What the hell has happened to El. Reg?

I used to use the www.theregister.com/Week/ page, which was clean and simple, and presented articles in strict (reverse) chronological order to it was easy to keep track of which ones I'd read. That's gone completely now. Sad.

Cops hand Motorola £25M no-bid deal to keep 2000-era radios alive

David M

Obvious from the start

The original system design was flawed—4G was never a good fit for emergency services use, lacking support for peer-to-peer and push-to-talk. As is so often the case with large IT projects, the people senior enough to make procurement decisions completely lack the technical knowledge (or independent technical advice) to ask the right questions and make sensible decisions, so they get the wool pulled over their eyes by big suppliers offering a solution that will allegedly save money.

By the time the system finally goes live (if ever—2029 is looking very optimistic), 4G will be obsolete, and we may have to start all over again anyway.

Our other failing is a refusal to look at what other countries do. Surely most countries in the world must have systems like this, so could we not have found some of the most successful examples, and bought one of those?

Or, for GBP 3 billion, we could even have set up an entire company from scratch to build, deploy and support an entire system designed exactly to our needs.

OpenAI puts Stargate UK on ice, blames energy costs and red tape

David M

Sovereign compute infrastructure

"This will enable OpenAI's models to run on local, sovereign compute infrastructure for use cases such as critical public services, regulated industries like finance, research projects or national security partnerships, [OpenAI] claimed."

Except it wouldn't, as US law says that the US government can demand access to any data held by a US company, regardless of where that data is geographically located.

PrismML debuts energy-sipping 1-bit LLM in bid to free AI from the cloud

David M

Re: 1 bit?

> Is that signed or unsigned?

The article answers this: the weights are +1/-1 with a shared scale (exponent), though it doesn't say how many weights share the same scale, or how big the scale factor is. But one could imagine something like a 32-bit value containing 24 1-bit weights (±1) together with a shared eight-bit exponent. Of course that would limit the available values - each weight would have to be ±2ⁿ, and n would have to be the same for the whole group, but I guess that's good enough for this kind of model.

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

David M

Re: Ihren Ausweis, bitte

No, the telling statement is, "The People's Panel will debate how a digital ID can work for everyone."

There's the done deal. No question of whether we should have digital ID at all, just a debate on how it will work.

HMRC hands £473M Fujitsu migration deal to AWS after competition melts away

David M

VAT and extras

"The agreement, priced at £472.8 million including VAT..."

Why would HMRC need to pay VAT? They're only going to collect it back again.

"HMRC can pay for extras including business services transformation, migration of services not run from the three Fujitsu datacenters, and application modernization."

...can pay through the nose for extras...

FTFY

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

David M

MoJ puts Prisoner Telephony Service replacement on hold yet again

David M

Plus VAT??

The article mentions prices 'plus VAT' in a couple of places. Surely the Government doesn't pay VAT to itself.

Britain's creaking courts to use Copilot for transcriptions

David M

Re: End of justice

It should be noted that juries are far from perfect. Jurors have no legal training, they're subject to all sorts of biases, prejudices and external influences (social media, I'm looking at you) and, crucially, they're not required to explain how they reached their verdict. Whereas a judge or magistrate has to provide a written explanation of their decision, making it much easier to appeal, should there be a problem.

Also, if an offence carries a three-year sentence, that three years is the absolute maximum given by the sentencing guidelines, and almost all defendants will receive a different/shorter sentence, depending on the circumstances of the case.

The jury trial is undoubtedly a good thing, but I don't think the proposed changes are that bad, and if they reduce the time (sometimes years) that defendants hang around on remand, then justice may be better served.

Introducing AI, on the other hand, is a terrible idea.

MPs brand NS&I's £3B IT overhaul a 'full-spectrum disaster'

David M

Bullish

Clifton-Brown said the organization has remained "bullishly confident"

I misread that as "bullshitly confident.

EU won't scrap tech regs just because Washington dislikes them

David M

Punishing US companies

The EU regulations clearly do not "punish US companies" as long as those regulations apply to all countries, which they do.

You don't need Linux to run free and open source software

David M

IrfanView

"For image viewing, on Windows, for us nothing beats IrfanView, and we still miss it on both macOS and Linux"

+1 for IrfanView. And for me it works perfectly on Linux (modulo a couple of tiny glitches) under Wine—I've been using it regularly on Linux Mint for years.

Britain plots atomic reboot as datacenter demand surges

David M

Re: Hardly makes us meatbags feel better ...

Upvote for 'datacentre'.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

David M

Re: Program / Programme

In an old version of MS Word (set to UK English), the grammar checker explained why it was changing 'tires' to 'tyres' as follows:

"tyres" means "rubber wheel coverings", "tires" means "exhausts".

EY exposes 4TB+ SQL database to open internet for who knows how long

David M
Joke

Re: Ernst & Young

I assumed it was a hearing aid company. As in "EY?"

Shield AI shows off not-at-all-terrifying autonomous VTOL combat drone

David M

Heavily-armed autonomous drone

Have these people not read any SF stories at all?

"...simplifies kill chains."

Because a 'kill chain' really sounds like something that needs simplifying.

AI investment is the only thing keeping the US out of recession

David M

Re: Naivety

Apparent AI algorithm:

IF NOT using AI: FOMO...Panic...Get AI.

ELSE: Sunk cost fallacy...Panic...get more AI.

Bank of England smells hint of dotcom bubble 2.0 in AI froth

David M

Demand?

"...Bain & Company estimates spending of $500 billion a year will be needed to meet demand..."

Is this real demand, or hypothetical demand?

Amazon turns James Bond into the Man Without the Golden Gun

David M

Re: Amazon remakes

Already been done. See 'The Goodies' episode 'Bunfight at the O.K. Tearooms'.

Brussels faces privacy crossroads over encryption backdoors

David M

Convenient exemption

"Government and military communications would be exempt from the plan."

I wonder why. If the backdoors are so safe, and those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear, then these rules should apply to everyone. It would be interesting to see how politicians' attitudes change, given the prospect of their own communications being scrutinised.

AI robs jobs from recent college grads, but isn't hurting wages, Stanford study says

David M

Grammar check

"AI steals jobs...".

FTFY.

"Rob" means "steal from", so you might rob a shop, but steal the contents.

Junk is the new punk: Why we're falling back in love with retro tech

David M

One advantage of cassettes

I still have a few old radio programmes on pre-recorded cassette, and one of the things I like is that I can press 'play' and the programme picks up exactly where it left off, even if the tape was previously in a different player. Is there any modern recording medium where every album remembers its place?

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

David M

Unintended consequences

Inevitably the system will be hacked, enabling criminals to head for the predicted "low crime" areas, which will be minimally policed.

DARPA’s Cylon raider autonomous fighter jet advances to next phase

David M

Re: Who will be the first?

Set Norbot Core Protocol to ... "Evil".

OpenSUSE Leap 16.0 reaches RC status

David M

Re: Two reasons to avoid it

I agree that backwards compatibility has its uses. On my Linux Mint box, I just sync-ed my PalmPilot using an ancient copy of pilot-xfer. Hardly a common use-case, but it's nice that such things still work, and thus keep some old hardware usable that would otherwise end up as e-waste.

So you CAN turn an entire car into a video game controller

David M

This is the UK

s/tires/tyres/g;

Aside: I recall the MSWord6 grammar checker amusingly explaining this as: "tyres means rubber wheel coverings, whereas tires means exhausts."

Nvidia hits the gas on autonomous vehicle software

David M

Complex environments

"It uses deep learning and foundation models trained on large datasets of human driving behaviour [...] This means that vehicles are designed to benefit from vast amounts of real and synthetic driving behaviour data to safely navigate complex environments..."

I bet they haven't trained it on any of the roads around here. In recent times I have had to deal with...

  • A car reversing back around a roundabout towards me, presumably having missed its exit.
  • A peacock crossing the road in front of me.
  • A bollard in the centre of the road where I had to drive round the wrong side of it because someone had parked so badly that I couldn't fit through on my side.
  • A longish segment of road where parked cars leave only one car width, so if there's a vehicle wanting to come the other way, you and the other driver have to do a to-and-fro negotiation as to who goes and who waits.

And those are just a few examples - something unique and unexpected seems to happen fairly often, and if the training data doesn't cover it, who knows what the AI would decide to do?

£127M wasted on failed UK nuclear cleanup plan

David M

This is the UK

s/center/centre/g;

ASUS to chase business PC market with free AI, or no AI - because nobody knows what to do with it

David M

Everybody?

“Everybody wants AI ...” [he said]

I don't. So not quite everybody.

Estimating AI energy usage is fiendishly hard – but this report took a shot

David M

Microwave oven consumption

The microwave oven equivalent figures fail to take into account the fact that the magnetron in a microwave oven is only about 65% efficient, for example my 800W microwave has a rated input power of 1270W. So taking one of the examples from the article, 3.4MJ would correspond to 3.4e6/1270 = around 45 minutes, not an hour as stated. The point of the article still stands, of course—that AI uses a shocking amount of electricity to deliver very little value—but we might as well get the engineering right.

Annual electronic waste footprint per person is 11.2 kg

David M

Software longevity

One problem with phones and 'smart' devices is that software/firmware updates often stop after a ludicrously short period of time, rendering older devices dangerously insecure. I just tried to update the firmware in my DSL router and discovered that the manufacturer (Zyxel) classes it as 'end-of-life' and will no longer provide updates. It's about 2½ years old.

Post Office finally throttles delayed in-house EPOS project

David M
Joke

Reminds me of Danny (or Gordon) Kaye...

"In April 2024, the Post Office tendered for a vendor..."

Did the Post Office also ask for the vessel with the pestle, or the chalice from the palace? Or even a gâteau from the château?

David M

Management-speak

... "omni-channel customer journeys."

Oh dear oh dear.

Britain's cyber agents and industry clash over how to tackle shoddy software

David M

Re: Grift

The entire purpose of a door lock is security, so purchasers are likely to give at least some thought to how secure it is. If, on the other hand, I'm buying a smart lightbulb, or an audio streamer, or some other internet-connected appliance, I'm unlikely to even consider its level of cyber security unless it comes with some kind of official rating or warning label.

Signalgate lessons learned: If creating a culture of security is the goal, America is screwed

David M
Joke

Re: Maybe, just maybe

I completely agree, but as an aside, I feel that referring to Mr.T as "the Orange utan" is highly offensive to us orangutans. Ook.

GCHQ intern took top secret spy tool home, now faces prison

David M

Official Secrets Act?

I'm surprised that these actions didn't violate the Official Secrets Act, which he must have signed when he joined GCHQ.

Altnets told to stop digging and start stuffing fiber through abandoned pipes

David M

This is th UK

s/fiber/fibre/g

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

David M

I have a 1982 HP-11C calculator. It still works perfectly, is extremely well-made, and thankfully does not require support. I wouldn't dream of buying an HP product nowadays. How the mighty have fallen.

TechUK demands that Britain's chip strategy is crisped up

David M

Re: National Semiconductor Center?

Thank you - I was about to make exactly the same comment.

Feds want devs to stop coding 'unforgivable' buffer overflow vulnerabilities

David M

Re: Really?

I'm not sure that follows. Just because the US Government doesn't practise what it preaches doesn't necessarily mean that what it preaches is wrong. The principle that certain software security vulnerabilities can easily be avoided and should not be tolerated applies regardless of who is saying it. Of course it would be better if the Government led by example, but the idea is still sound.

Blue Origin spins up lunar gravity for New Shepard flight

David M

Extremely unique...

"New Shepard's ability to provide a lunar gravity environment is an extremely unique..."

Sorry, but something can't be extremely unique. It's either unique (i.e. there's only one of it) or it isn't.

AI pothole patrol to snap flaws in Britain's crumbling roads

David M

Depth measurement

"...It is able to calculate the width, length, and depth of potholes it discovers..."

I wonder how an ordinary optical camera can measure the depth of a pothole - surely that would need some kind of radar/lidar/sonar.

Blue Origin reaches orbit with New Glenn, fumbles first-stage recovery

David M
Joke

Re: Good & bad

The technology has clearly moved on since Thunderbirds. Now you can barely see the strings at all.

We did warn you – 2025 may be the year AI bots take over Meta's 'verse

David M

F.B.Purity

A big thank-you to the makers of the F.B.Purity browser plugin (fbpurity.com), which does a pretty good job of filtering out the worst of Facebook, so all I see is posts from friends, and from groups that I follow. Without this plugin, FB would be unusable.

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