* Posts by David M

129 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Mar 2008

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EU won't scrap tech regs just because Washington dislikes them

David M

Punishing US companies

The EU regulations clearly do not "punish US companies" as long as those regulations apply to all countries, which they do.

You don't need Linux to run free and open source software

David M

IrfanView

"For image viewing, on Windows, for us nothing beats IrfanView, and we still miss it on both macOS and Linux"

+1 for IrfanView. And for me it works perfectly on Linux (modulo a couple of tiny glitches) under Wine—I've been using it regularly on Linux Mint for years.

Britain plots atomic reboot as datacenter demand surges

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Re: Hardly makes us meatbags feel better ...

Upvote for 'datacentre'.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Re: Program / Programme

In an old version of MS Word (set to UK English), the grammar checker explained why it was changing 'tires' to 'tyres' as follows:

"tyres" means "rubber wheel coverings", "tires" means "exhausts".

EY exposes 4TB+ SQL database to open internet for who knows how long

David M
Joke

Re: Ernst & Young

I assumed it was a hearing aid company. As in "EY?"

Shield AI shows off not-at-all-terrifying autonomous VTOL combat drone

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Heavily-armed autonomous drone

Have these people not read any SF stories at all?

"...simplifies kill chains."

Because a 'kill chain' really sounds like something that needs simplifying.

AI investment is the only thing keeping the US out of recession

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Re: Naivety

Apparent AI algorithm:

IF NOT using AI: FOMO...Panic...Get AI.

ELSE: Sunk cost fallacy...Panic...get more AI.

Bank of England smells hint of dotcom bubble 2.0 in AI froth

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Demand?

"...Bain & Company estimates spending of $500 billion a year will be needed to meet demand..."

Is this real demand, or hypothetical demand?

Amazon turns James Bond into the Man Without the Golden Gun

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Re: Amazon remakes

Already been done. See 'The Goodies' episode 'Bunfight at the O.K. Tearooms'.

Brussels faces privacy crossroads over encryption backdoors

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Convenient exemption

"Government and military communications would be exempt from the plan."

I wonder why. If the backdoors are so safe, and those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear, then these rules should apply to everyone. It would be interesting to see how politicians' attitudes change, given the prospect of their own communications being scrutinised.

AI robs jobs from recent college grads, but isn't hurting wages, Stanford study says

David M

Grammar check

"AI steals jobs...".

FTFY.

"Rob" means "steal from", so you might rob a shop, but steal the contents.

Junk is the new punk: Why we're falling back in love with retro tech

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One advantage of cassettes

I still have a few old radio programmes on pre-recorded cassette, and one of the things I like is that I can press 'play' and the programme picks up exactly where it left off, even if the tape was previously in a different player. Is there any modern recording medium where every album remembers its place?

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

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Unintended consequences

Inevitably the system will be hacked, enabling criminals to head for the predicted "low crime" areas, which will be minimally policed.

DARPA’s Cylon raider autonomous fighter jet advances to next phase

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Re: Who will be the first?

Set Norbot Core Protocol to ... "Evil".

OpenSUSE Leap 16.0 reaches RC status

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Re: Two reasons to avoid it

I agree that backwards compatibility has its uses. On my Linux Mint box, I just sync-ed my PalmPilot using an ancient copy of pilot-xfer. Hardly a common use-case, but it's nice that such things still work, and thus keep some old hardware usable that would otherwise end up as e-waste.

So you CAN turn an entire car into a video game controller

David M

This is the UK

s/tires/tyres/g;

Aside: I recall the MSWord6 grammar checker amusingly explaining this as: "tyres means rubber wheel coverings, whereas tires means exhausts."

Nvidia hits the gas on autonomous vehicle software

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Complex environments

"It uses deep learning and foundation models trained on large datasets of human driving behaviour [...] This means that vehicles are designed to benefit from vast amounts of real and synthetic driving behaviour data to safely navigate complex environments..."

I bet they haven't trained it on any of the roads around here. In recent times I have had to deal with...

  • A car reversing back around a roundabout towards me, presumably having missed its exit.
  • A peacock crossing the road in front of me.
  • A bollard in the centre of the road where I had to drive round the wrong side of it because someone had parked so badly that I couldn't fit through on my side.
  • A longish segment of road where parked cars leave only one car width, so if there's a vehicle wanting to come the other way, you and the other driver have to do a to-and-fro negotiation as to who goes and who waits.

And those are just a few examples - something unique and unexpected seems to happen fairly often, and if the training data doesn't cover it, who knows what the AI would decide to do?

£127M wasted on failed UK nuclear cleanup plan

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This is the UK

s/center/centre/g;

ASUS to chase business PC market with free AI, or no AI - because nobody knows what to do with it

David M

Everybody?

“Everybody wants AI ...” [he said]

I don't. So not quite everybody.

Estimating AI energy usage is fiendishly hard – but this report took a shot

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Microwave oven consumption

The microwave oven equivalent figures fail to take into account the fact that the magnetron in a microwave oven is only about 65% efficient, for example my 800W microwave has a rated input power of 1270W. So taking one of the examples from the article, 3.4MJ would correspond to 3.4e6/1270 = around 45 minutes, not an hour as stated. The point of the article still stands, of course—that AI uses a shocking amount of electricity to deliver very little value—but we might as well get the engineering right.

Annual electronic waste footprint per person is 11.2 kg

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Software longevity

One problem with phones and 'smart' devices is that software/firmware updates often stop after a ludicrously short period of time, rendering older devices dangerously insecure. I just tried to update the firmware in my DSL router and discovered that the manufacturer (Zyxel) classes it as 'end-of-life' and will no longer provide updates. It's about 2½ years old.

Post Office finally throttles delayed in-house EPOS project

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Joke

Reminds me of Danny (or Gordon) Kaye...

"In April 2024, the Post Office tendered for a vendor..."

Did the Post Office also ask for the vessel with the pestle, or the chalice from the palace? Or even a gâteau from the château?

David M

Management-speak

... "omni-channel customer journeys."

Oh dear oh dear.

Britain's cyber agents and industry clash over how to tackle shoddy software

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Re: Grift

The entire purpose of a door lock is security, so purchasers are likely to give at least some thought to how secure it is. If, on the other hand, I'm buying a smart lightbulb, or an audio streamer, or some other internet-connected appliance, I'm unlikely to even consider its level of cyber security unless it comes with some kind of official rating or warning label.

Signalgate lessons learned: If creating a culture of security is the goal, America is screwed

David M
Joke

Re: Maybe, just maybe

I completely agree, but as an aside, I feel that referring to Mr.T as "the Orange utan" is highly offensive to us orangutans. Ook.

GCHQ intern took top secret spy tool home, now faces prison

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Official Secrets Act?

I'm surprised that these actions didn't violate the Official Secrets Act, which he must have signed when he joined GCHQ.

Altnets told to stop digging and start stuffing fiber through abandoned pipes

David M

This is th UK

s/fiber/fibre/g

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

David M

I have a 1982 HP-11C calculator. It still works perfectly, is extremely well-made, and thankfully does not require support. I wouldn't dream of buying an HP product nowadays. How the mighty have fallen.

TechUK demands that Britain's chip strategy is crisped up

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Re: National Semiconductor Center?

Thank you - I was about to make exactly the same comment.

Feds want devs to stop coding 'unforgivable' buffer overflow vulnerabilities

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Re: Really?

I'm not sure that follows. Just because the US Government doesn't practise what it preaches doesn't necessarily mean that what it preaches is wrong. The principle that certain software security vulnerabilities can easily be avoided and should not be tolerated applies regardless of who is saying it. Of course it would be better if the Government led by example, but the idea is still sound.

Blue Origin spins up lunar gravity for New Shepard flight

David M

Extremely unique...

"New Shepard's ability to provide a lunar gravity environment is an extremely unique..."

Sorry, but something can't be extremely unique. It's either unique (i.e. there's only one of it) or it isn't.

AI pothole patrol to snap flaws in Britain's crumbling roads

David M

Depth measurement

"...It is able to calculate the width, length, and depth of potholes it discovers..."

I wonder how an ordinary optical camera can measure the depth of a pothole - surely that would need some kind of radar/lidar/sonar.

Blue Origin reaches orbit with New Glenn, fumbles first-stage recovery

David M
Joke

Re: Good & bad

The technology has clearly moved on since Thunderbirds. Now you can barely see the strings at all.

We did warn you – 2025 may be the year AI bots take over Meta's 'verse

David M

F.B.Purity

A big thank-you to the makers of the F.B.Purity browser plugin (fbpurity.com), which does a pretty good job of filtering out the worst of Facebook, so all I see is posts from friends, and from groups that I follow. Without this plugin, FB would be unusable.

Zuck takes a page from Musk: Meta dumps fact-checkers, loosens speech restrictions

David M

I look at FB through a browser with an ad blocker and the plugin from fbpurity.com installed, and that makes it usable - I see nothing but posts from friends and from groups that I follow. Which is how it should be. Occasionally I look at it on my phone (without the filters) and yes, it's then 99% BS.

UK government plays power broker with small modular reactor suitors

David M

Re: Hmm

There's also geothermal, which might be worth a try, if we could find a way to make deep enough holes.

UK ponders USB-C as common charging standard

David M

Re: I have one problem with USB C

I had the same problem, but then found that little blanking plugs were available, and work very well, so no more fluff!

The Europa Clipper stretches its wings as launch nears

David M
Joke

Mirowave oven efficiency

"Together, the arrays will produce approximately 700 watts of electricity at Jupiter, or just enough to operate a small microwave oven."

The magnetrons in microwave ovens are only about 60% efficient, so a 700W microwave would consume around 1100W. This could be a problem for anyone on board the Europa Clipper who fancies a jacket potato.

What do Uber drivers make of Waymo? 'We are cooked'

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Joke

Re: Taxi

The in-car conversation problem could easily be solved—with AI! If I was in charge of Uber, right now I'd be secretly recording all of the conversations going on in my vehicles, and using them to train a giant LLM so that it could hold optimal 'taxi driver' chats with passengers. "Do you know who I had in my cab the other day...?"

Where the computer industry went wrong – the early hits

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Re: C128 the Hero!

I did know one person (in the UK) who owned a TRS-80. I also saw a fair few being sold, as I had a Saturday job in Tandy around 1980. Which also meant that I got to play with one quite a lot, as nobody else in the shop had a clue.

Gamers who find Ryzen 9000s disappointingly slow are testing it wrong, says AMD

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Re: Software Optimization...

All modern processors optimised for themselves, with out of order execution, executing multiple instructions in parallel, elaborate branch prediction, all manner of caching, etc. I think the problem is one of diminishing returns - we've got so clever at all of this optimisation that further improvements require increasingly complex hardware and only give marginal benefits.

Former Fujitsu engineer apologizes for role in Post Office IT scandal

David M

Where were the tests?

Where were the tests? Surely a system like Horizon would have had thousands and thousands of tests—unit tests, integration tests, directed tests, random tests, etc.—plus coverage analysis to ensure that everything was being tested, and a regression system to run the tests regularly. So Mr Jenkins wouldn't have to 'accept' that everything was working, he could just look at the most recent test results. Or am I being naïve?

ASUS creates a substance: Ceraluminum, which fuses aluminum and a ceramic

David M

UK spelling

I wonder if they'll call it ceraluminium in the UK.

PumpkinOS carves out a FOSS PalmOS-compatible runtime environment

David M

Still alive

I still use my Palm T|X. And sync it to linux with pilot-xfer.

Hold up world, HP's all-in-one print subscription's about to land, and don't forget AI PCs

David M

Sweating assets

My 1982 HP-11C is still working fine.

Welcome to 2024: Volkswagen really is putting ChatGPT into cars as a gabby copilot

David M

Oh dear

I recently acquired a newish VW, and I'm already fed up with the amount of unnecessary technology in it, complete with very poorly-designed user interfaces, and so-called 'assistance' features that don't work properly and just end up being distracting, which is the last thing you want when you're driving. I don't want to think about how much worse the driving experience would be with an AI assistant trying to 'help'. It's tempting to say that I'll never buy another VW, but I fear that by the time I need another car, all manufacturers will have gone the same way.

Scientists mull Solar Radiation Management – a potential climate-change stop-gap

David M

Totally agree. We need WW2-scale sacrifices, from everyone. Unfortunately no government would ever consider this because it would be be political suicide. It's possible to get support for sacrifices on this scale if there's a really obvious and immediate threat, e.g. an evil army massing on the borders. But climate change is happening too gradually, and it looks a lot like the danger won't appear severe enough to justify the necessary drastic steps until it's too late to turn things around.

HP exec says quiet part out loud when it comes to locking in print customers

David M

Ditto with my 41-year-old HP-11C. A beautifully-made thing, slightly battered but still working perfectly. And I remember back in the 80s/early 90s, there would be labs full of HP test gear that was totally solid and reliable. And expensive, admittedly (hence HP = "High Price") but you felt you were getting your money's worth. Those were the days!

40 years of Turbo Pascal, the coding dinosaur that revolutionized IDEs

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My understanding was that Wirth designed Pascal to be a teaching language, and gave us the more flexible Modula2 for real applications.

Governments resent their dependence on Big Tech

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Re: The benefits of hindsight

Government departments clearly don't have the skills or resources to build their own IT systems, but what they do need is a few senior people who understand both the workflows and the technology well enough to ask the right questions, to define appropriate requirements, including for security, and to be able to monitor private sector development and deliverables to ensure those requirements are being met. I suspect that a lot of problems stem from the fact that nobody in the organisation has much of a clue about IT, so it's easy for suppliers to pull the wool over their eyes.

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