* Posts by Goat Jam

2482 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Mar 2008

Asus Eee Linux-based Skype Videophone

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Paris Hilton

Why

Why is the babe taling on the vidphone with Slugworth?

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=slugworth&oe=utf-8&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=QmnZSZniApOTkAXhhOTWCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title

Also, I thought we already figured out that people don't want vidphones?

Paris, because I would make an exception on the vidphone thing if she was on my hotdial!

Linux chief calls for FAT-free Microsoft diet

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Linux

What they need to do

I agree with this guy. What these device manufacturers need to do is agree on a standard filestystem, bet it existing (ext2) or some new one (ummm, maybe not).

Everytime they sell some of their gear it should come with drivers that install the "OpenFS" if it is not already present.

If enough manufacturers did this then the driver would become so ubiquitous then it would rarely need to be installed by the user.

Microsoft would then be forced to do a DR-DOS and try and stealthily "break" the driver without getting caught. Only they would get caught.

Fedora 11 beta bares chest to all-comers

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Linux

@AC re debs

Well, there is the historical RPM hell which soured my taste for RPM's in the early days, but I admit that this has been mostly resolved through yum and yast etc.

Then there are some little annoyances with the way that yum seems to keep swapping repositories because it thinks the download is corrupted, but that may be something to do with the craptastic firewall/proxy/filtering systemd they use here at work.

The main reason that I much prefer debs are the proxy options that are available for streamlining the updates to multiple machines. I use apt-cacher, but there are several other choices (approx, apt-proxy). They are easy to setup and work great, just point the proxy to the upstream repo, point the machines on your network to the proxy and all your updates need only be downloaded once. Takes literally 5 mins to configure and you are set.

Try as I might, I cannot find an equivalent solution for RPMs. It seems there are only two choices, use squid (a far inferior solution in so many ways) or mirror the entire repository locally, which sort of defeats the purpose because you then need to download the updates for every package in the repo, even the ones you don't use.

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Linux

Good on 'em

40K downloads for an alpha is pretty impressive.

Not that I like Redhat distro's at all beacuse of the whole RPM thing but each to their own. I'm sure the folks that like their rpm's would say the same thing about deb's but diversity and choice is what I love most about linux in all it's flavours.

Long live Tux!

Intel 'Nehalem' Xeon 5500 series

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Dead Vulture

Ummm FAIL

So, you run a bunch of tests that

1) Can't actually test the performance of the kit

2) Is not actually relevant to the intended uses of the kit

3) Despite points 1 and 2, declare the performance as breathtaking.

If you MUST do video compression testing on multi-core CPU's, then at least endeavour to use software that, you know, can utilise multiple cores.

DVDRIP on linux springs to mind.

NEC gives up on global PC sales

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Wow, NEC, now that's a blast from the past

Maybe they pulled out of Aus long ago, but I haven't seen a NEC pc since the 386 days. I'd even forgotten that they are (were) a player.

Fable creator: How DLC ruined my summer vacation

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Thumb Down

Molyneaux

Gave up on his over-hyped and underwhelming crap with "Black and White"

The idea was good, the tech was good, the game play blew donkey balls.

I don't think he's done anything worthwhile since Populous has he?

Let me know if I've missed something.

Leaked memo says Conficker pwns Parliament

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Linux

@signature for the non-A/V crowd?

I use the Trend Micro Housecall site for situations such as that. The site d'loads a Java or <shudder>ActiveX scan engine and does a full system check

Ubuntu Jaunty Jackalope springs to beta

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Linux

Can I be the first to say

YAY!

Eastern game guru seeks Western know-how

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I suppose "software driven" ideology

is what brings us games like Doom 3, ie great tech, shame about the crappy game play.

Sounds to me like Western developers could learn a thing from the "design driven" folk over in Japan.

Microsoft loudly disses secret 'Cloud Manifesto'

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Gates Horns

Everytime a 'softie says "innovate" . .

or "innovation", God kills a puppy.

'Nanodiamond' asteroid tracked from space to desert impact

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Coat

@whiff

Why, you jump in the air just as it hits of course!

BackWeb sues Microsoft over 'push' technology

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Paris Hilton

Great News

The more insanely retarded patent claims we have the closer we get to having the idiot system overhauled.

The fact it is targeted at Mickeysoft is a bonus!

Paris, because she's the ultimate push client

Top e-crime cop to plead for more cash

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Joke

Good greif woman

Just tell them you need it for "Internet Surveillance" to help you track down paedo's, they'll throw gobs of cash your way then.

VMware VMs cost how much?

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Paris Hilton

@BigYin

Errm, I like virtualbox as much as anyone but we are talking virtualizing datacentres here, not running XP in a VM so you can continue to enjoy the dubious benefits of using Outlook as a mail client.

Paris, because I think about her box virtually all the time

Red Hat sales buck Meltdown

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Paris Hilton

Oracle Eating Redhat?

Good grief no. I mean I don't like Redhat based distros at all, just cannot stand the whole RPM ecosystem compared to Debian flavoured distros. But nevertheless I don't want to see them destroyed. Mark my words, destroyed they would be if Oracle were to eat them. I have no doubt it would be the end of Redhat, even if Mad Larry doesn't just buy them to close them down. There is no way Larry Ellison could ever run a FOSS outfit without alienating their customer base AND developer community. It just aint gonna happen.

They'd have more chance being swallowed up by Ballmer and his band of merry marauders.

Mr. WebTV gives games thin-client treatment

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Flame

Ummm, fergeddaboutit

You know, when I started reading the article I though it might be cool to stream a game across my LAN from a dedicated games beast to say, my laptop, or maybe a media PC attached to the TV.

Of course further reading reveals that this is not the intended use of this brilliant as it is just yet another bandwidth hogging attempt to centralise software and change PC gaming to a service model. In other words, DRM in sheeps clothing.

Of course the likes of EA and Blizzard will just love getting *their* software off *our* computers and move us to a pay to play model for EVERYTHING. I cant see gamers thinking it is such a great idea though. It'll be really great at LAN parties, too I expect, with dozens of gamers all trying to suck 5Mb/sec down the same pipe.

Which brings us to the bandwidth issues. Presently, ISPs around the world are imposing ever restrictive usage caps on their poor suffering users. I have a relatively BIG cap of 25Gb per month, my GF has a whopping 1Gb to play with. I can't even setup a simple SSH-PPP vpn between our places so I can stream mp3s from my server at home so I'm reduced to using fucking *sneakernet* and a USB stick just to do stuff between or places. And this is in the Year of Our Lord 2009 for christsake, not nineteen fucking eighty five.

What all these idiot marketing droids and venture capitalist cretins fail to understand when they come up with "fantastic" ideas such as streaming TV and games over the net is that the users they intend to target won't actually have the ability to use their products, even if they actually wanted to, due to the asshat behaviour of their scumbag service providers.

Welcome to the 21st century boys, we've got the all the tech you can imagine without the permission to use it.

OK, now that I've got that out of my system I feel a bit better now. Honest

Carbonite tells Promise: You're toast

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Paris Hilton

Errm, Promise RAID

In a high availability production environment?

Maybe they should give that other darling of the cheap-and-nasty-raid-cards-that-are-almost-guaranteed-to-lose-your-data market segment "Highpoint", aka "Lowpoint" a go.

Should keep their liarwers happy at the very least.

Paris, because nobody's hard dic/Hsk ever fails when Paris is around

Bush Obama sides with RIAA in P2P fight

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Paris Hilton

OMG

Barack Obama is a politician and he can be bought!

Shock, Horror!

Get over it people, politicians are all the same.

Just because Bush was a monster it doesn't make Obama a saint.

It's about time people realised this.

If Paris were President, we wouldn't have any of these problems

Wikileaks tells Aus censorship minister to rack off

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Paris Hilton

Everyday, in every way

Conroy makes the Worlds Biggest Luddite look like a positively l33t h@XX0r.

Posted from Australia, home of the Worlds Biggest Luddite (I & II)

Paris, because she would definitely do a better job than Conroy as a Communications Minister.

Enter if ye dare the Comment Dungeon

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Ahhhh, B Kilban

I had that very book when I was a misguided yoof and it has long since been lost. I've been looking for a second hand copy for years and never found one.

The most obtuse collection of cartoons I've ever seen. Even better than Gary Larson!

Anyway, I will keep looking.

LOL! - "Orifice Building"

Secret Aussie blacklist leaked

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@AC 23:04 GMT

"Follow 'foad's lead and get legitimate sites added"

Unfortunately, since shortly after this latest bruhaha began, the ACMA websites' complaint submission page has been offline for <ahem> "maintenance"

Otherwise, I would have already submitted a whole raft of "complaints"

Pro tip: Don't include SEC lawyer in your $4.6m botnet scam

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@BLoad

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Good one.

Aussie firewall blocks Wikileaks

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Paris Hilton

"ACMA's online content complaint forms are currently offline for maintenance."

mmmkay, sure, <ahem> "maintenance".

Right.

Not because thousands of mischievous activists have been bombarding you with requests to ban every web site under the sun.

No, I'm sure it wouldn't be that.

Paris, because she has high maintenance requirements too.

Opera chief: Microsoft's IE 8 ‘undermines’ web standards

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Paris Hilton

There is no need to include IE6 compatibility

Just design IE8 to the W3C standards properly and allow it to co-exist with IE6 on the same system. For asshats that still require IE6/7 they can install IE6/7 on their PC's alongside IE8 and have it integrate into IE8 as required in exactly the same way that IE does today when I type a URL into Windows Explorer.

That way people who don't want/need the extra bloat/security problems don't have to have it and people who have crappy IE flavoured sites will start losing hits when Joe Six Pack browses their site at random and finds that it is broken while corps that have krufty IE6/7 intranets just need to stick IE6/7 into their desktop site policies and everything will work as it does today.

Paris, because there is no question of compatibility when she is concerned

How to backup and restore your netbook

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Paris Hilton

@Bracken Dawson

That'll work. You can also use nc (netcat) as well

http://tuxnetworks.blogspot.com/2008/07/backing-up-disk-over-network.html

@Tom

This is why you boot from a live CD or USB key to do the backup. I doubt anyone was suggesting that you can use DD to backup a running filesystem.

Paris, cuz I'd backup her system anyday

MS security chief becomes DHS cybersecurity boss

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Linux

@AC 12:44 GMT

Yes, I believe they do have something of that ilk, but I don't think they use it to it's full, <ahem> potential yet. Both apple and MS have long been aiming for a PC landscape where they get full control over what is installed on _their_ systems.

I'm just keeping an eye open for this crap and when PC hardware starts becoming hobbled by having mandatory "Trusted Computing" inbuilt then that will be the time to stock up on EOL kit that doesn't include this feature.

Hopefully those protectors of freedom (aka The Chinese) will come to our rescue and still manufacture stuff without that crap.

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Gates Horns

Oh goody

MS takes the first step towards their long sought after holy grail, "Trusted Computing", or what they used to call Palladium.

Watch out for calls to introduce "Trust Circuitry" into CPU's which stop them running any "untrusted" software, aka Linux.

Nature security breach prompts password reset

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Nonsense yet phonetic passwords here

So, I might make a a word such as k1prn@ts (pron kippernats) as a password, which i find makes them easily remember-able yet obscure enough to make them virtually immune to simple brute forcing or social engineering tricks.

Concerted Linux-netbook effort needed to beat Microsoft

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Stop

A Certain Path to Epic Fail

There is no way that you can sell subsidised hardware running linux unless you find a way to lock the hardware down so hard that the OS cannot be fiddled with or changed at all.

The problem then is that you can't update the device to patch it for errors or new functionality.

Give the average Linux hacker the slightest hole to poke through and suddenly you'll find that your subsidised devices are flying out the door based on their subsidised cheapness and uber hackworthiness and will never actually be used on the service that is providing the subsidy.

Fanbois will abandon iPhone for Palm, says Wikisugardaddy

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@bod

"Problem is the market is going to be flooded with similar devices by then, making the iPhone and the Palm fairly average."

True, except 90% of those "similar devices" will be running Windoze Mobile of some sort or other.

A nice piece of hardware is just a nice piece of hardware and nothing more when it comes with "The OS with the Start Button" on it

So, no competition there.

Vista to XP 'downgrade' lawsuit revised

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Gates Horns

The MS Monopoly has to be broken

I just bought a small Atom based Compaq (How do you make your keyboards so crappy HP?

I want to use it as a home server running linux but there is no way I can purchase the device without also purchasing a fricking MS OS.

I have yet to decide to agree to the two EULA's (one for MS, one for HP) on the thing as I'm unsure what I am going to do now.

Choice 1: Attempt to run the OS refund obstacle course. The MS EULA clearly states that if I don't agree to the MS T&Cs then I should return "the product" to the place of purchase for a refund. This is fine. On the other hand, the seperate HP EULA states that if I don't agree to the HP T&Cs then I should return the hardware and software. Legally, it would be possible to agree to the HP EULA but disagree with the MS EULA and still be in the position that is possible to return Windows without returning the hardware but I'm not sure whether I can really be bothered.

Choice 2: Return the product within the 2 week grace period that is stated within the EULA and let the store deal with having a second hand, partly used product placed back into their inventory. In fact, the more I think of it the more I think that we should start a grassroots campaign to destroy the MS monopoly by continually buying PC's and then returning them within the two week grace period. If enough people do this enough times the pressure will flow upwards from the retailers to the OEMs and right up to Microshaft.

Choice 3: Suck it up and do nothing.

Contractors risk mini-Microsoft-protest

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Gates Horns

Contractors

Are contractors, you know, employed under a contract. And surely that contract specifies the rate of compensation they will receive for the duration of the contact. So, how is it that Microsoft can just turn around and rewrite these contracts half way through?

Or is it just new contracts that this applies to?

Neil Young posts angry YouTube missive

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Paris Hilton

Level playing field

I'm sure youtube offered warner the same deal as the other labels. Why would they do otherwise? I have no doubt whatsoever that Warner Bros didn't want to take that deal and walked away.

In that case, Mr Young would be better off

a) Changing labels

b) Whinging at WB management instead of youtube

Paris, because she always wants more, more MORE too.

Microsoft sues GPS maker TomTom

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@Jeff Deacon

"Isn't this a straight pinch from the playbook of the corporation formerly known as SCO (or Caldera or something)? Perhaps they should be suing Microsoft for stealing their technology!"

There's no need for that Jeff, SCO were using that tech under license.

Microsoft trades goodwill for TomTom Linux satisfaction

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Linux

It's about time

Really, I've had enough of the phony niceness towards open source. It's about time that MS vs the rest of the world moved on to phase two.

SCO was so long ago after all.

Vista SP2 release candidate imminent?

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Gates Horns

@David Simpson

"I fix PCs for a living"

You have the condolences of the entire el'reg commentary team I'm sure.

Laptop facial recognition defeated by Photoshop

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@John H Woods

Aka "The Post It Note" problem

Woman sues over Vista to XP 'downgrade' charge

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Linux

@Kain Preacher

'No it's like Nissan only selling a GT-R with the new 'anvil attached to the back feature' THEN charging you $60 to remove the anvil as an upgrade.'

"And saw the anvil and still bought it.'

Well, if Nissan are the only car maker in town and all their cars come with anvils then sure, why not? I need a car after all, it's not my fault I can't buy one without a damn anvil on the back.

iPhone and iPod Touch dominate handheld web traffic race

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Razr V3

Third?

I have a 4 y.o. Razr V3. I could not imagine the web surfing "experience" that I would get on it. It's OK as far as a phone goes but as a net browsing device?

Unless there are new Razr V3's and the "V3" is an irrevelant marketing label or something.

Amazon pulls Japanese rape simulator from shelves

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Paris Hilton

I've always wondered

Why "rape" (ie a few minutes of having sex with someone against their will) is considered to be a crime far more heinous than murder (ie taking someones life away permanently)

So, it's OK to have games depicting the violent, bloody, senseless murders of countless strangers but if you add to that simulated sex with a fake cartoon character in a fictional rape scenario and every one is all OMG, THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

Now, I'm not for one minute condoning rape, but bugger me if that isn't a case of screwed up priorities.

Heartland data breach hit 160 banks (and rising)

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Dead Vulture

Why proofread when you have spellcheckers?

"Heartland admitted that on 20 January, while US attention was on the Obama presidential inauguration, that a breach in its processing systems last year led to the disclosure of an unspecified number of customer records."

That's why.

I had to read that sentence several times before I figured out what the problem was.

Heartland wasn't breached on Jan 20 at all, they were breached the previous year.

What that sentence should say is 'Heartland admitted on 20 January, while US attention was on the Obama presidential inauguration, that a breach in its processing systems last year led to the disclosure of an unspecified number of customer records. "

The superfluous "that" in there gives the whole paragraph a different and totally erroneous meaning.

Symbian Foundation in anti-Android recruit drive

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Dead Vulture

Desktop Windows?

On phones? Surely you meant Windows Mobile?

Apple animating iTunes stream machine?

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Pirate

Oh the Irony

On the one hand, we have content providers falling over themselves to provide streaming media to the masses (see Spotify story earlier) while on the other hand we have ISP's who are all busily working on implementing increasingly restricted bandwidth caps.

It seems to me that something has gotta give.

Currently, I have to live under a bandwidth cap which in practice means having to constantly ask yourself "will this download be worth the bit cost?" before doing anything that is remotely bandwidth sucking.

Until I can happily browse the net without having to consider the potential usage it will incur I won't be idly streaming crap from the 'net. If i want to watch something I'll get it from bittorrent. At least then I know that if I want to watch it again I won't need to download its bits a second time.

Software body slams uk.gov's 'special treatment' of music biz

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Paris Hilton

@Dave Bell

"and the last think creativity needs"

You know, I often come across people who inexplicably transpose "thing" for "think" in their sentences. It is incredibly annoying, especially as a father of two young children who tend to pick up on these things very easily, causing me to constantly correct them whenever they start doing it.

It is not often however, that one comes across somebody who has actually taken their confusion between the words "thing" and "think" to the next level, and actually displays their ineptitude in written form.

You sir, are one of those people. Bravo and well done!

Paris, because I often like to thing about her thinks.

Silverlight for Linux hits with Microsoft punch

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Stop

Uhhh

"The goal is to let users on Linux machines play video and enjoy the same breadth of content and quality of experience enjoyed by users running Silverlight on PCs or even Macs."

@Gavin Clarke: Did you forget to put that marketroid gibberish in quote marks or did you actually write that sentence?

New Windows virus attacks PHP, HTML, and ASP scripts

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Linux

Re: Online support forums

@Ash

Try Ubuntu. I've installed it on several laptops with different wireless cards and it has always worked out of the box.

Re: Online support. Again, with the Ubuntu plug, but their support forums are nothing like that. I participate in the "Absolute Beginners" forum occasionally when I'm bored and I have yet to see the behaviour you and others describe. The mods there do a pretty good job and people there are generally keen to see newbies succeed.

US Navy SEALs buy twin-screen laptops, refuse Vista

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@Sooty

It is my understanding that PAE is a function that has to be supported in hardware and that support is not included in most consumer aimed systems.

As well as that, PAE support must be compiled into the kernel too, so a different kernel is required for systems that support PAE vs those that don't.

Now, I suppose it would be possible to ship multiple kernels on the W7 install media and do some sort of "PAE support test" during install but I imagine that this would be a significant development cost as well as being a potential major support problem somewhere down the line.

It would be far more sensible for people who NEED >4Gb RAM to just install an OS that supports it natively ( ie any 64 bit version of their fave OS) rather than trying to kludge that support into a 32 bit version.

Large Hadron Timewaster

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Flame

Trolling For Fun And Profit

Aren't trolls usually restricted to the comments section? Since when are they allowed to write articles?

Nevertheless, considering that the internet is only good for porn and flame wars and seeing that el Reg doesn't provide the former (articles for eePc not withstanding) then it makes sense for them to be fanning the flames as much as possible.

Keep up the good work guys, and buy Chris a muffin.

Or something.

HP UK pulls Linux from all new netbooks

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Ubuntu

"There's substantial interest in installing Ubuntu on all this hardware, indicating that this is actually want the customer wants."

In fact the new HP netbook in question does ship with Ubuntu, so perhaps HP have learnt something (well, outside of the UK that is)

http://www.downloadsquad.com/2009/02/04/hp-releases-netbook-interface-for-ubuntu/