* Posts by Wize

1553 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

MPs vote to keep addresses private (theirs, not yours)

Wize
IT Angle

Withholding names?

"Members of Parliament have voted themselves the right to withhold their names and addresses from publication. Candidates at Parliamentary elections will get the same right."

So, how will this voting sheet look?

Conservative Party

Representative: *not foud*

Labour Party

Representative: *not foud*

Liberal Party

Representative: *not foud*

Government wastes £4.6m on mobile telly nonsense

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Not seen them and have no interest in finding them

If they want to use viral marketing to promote prevention of spreading anything viral, they need to make clips/sites that people will want to tell their friends about. Nothing spreads faster than something that's genuinely funny and not a public information film.

Study: Girls still not swarming into sci-tech, dammit

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Flame

Re: math vs maths

"Why should mathematics be abbreviated maths? It isn't mathSematics. We don't shorten economics to econs, or physics to physs. So why should we shorten mathematics to maths? The proper way to abbreviate a word is to lop off letters from the end, not extract them from the middle."

So, do you abbreviate economics to econ and physics to phys? I've never seen those abbreviations before.

Three months on, you still can't get off the DNA database

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If they are holding on to your details illegally...

...and a prosecution results by you being found via a search on this database, surely you could get a case thrown out of court. All fingerprints and DNA evidence could be ruled inadmissible making it difficult to prove you were at the scene of the crime.

North East to get £30m e-vehicle re-charge network

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Flame

The North East?

So its going to be made in Aberdeen?

The flames are just the St Fergus flarestack.

Ryanair may charge cattle to use the bog

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If they do such a crap thing...

...I'll be holding the door for the next guy.

Their records will show only one person went to the toilet, but had a massive dump.

BT reprograms biz customers as hotspots

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Coat

How long before the Home Hubs get the same treatment?

I think its a bit rich. Customer buys bandwidth. BT steals some back and sells it to another customer.

Mine is the one with the fake hotspot in the pocket, gathering all your login details.

Sony Ericsson demos Walkman would-be N96 knobbler

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Thumb Down

Wheres the words?

Normally there is a call for 'pictures or it never happened' but this time that's all there is to this article.

Remember that some of us are at work and behind firewalls that blocks the likes of YouTube so I can't even see an image of the phone.

Swiss boffins build bonkers iPhone-operated electric sportster

Wize

What can we use?

Can't use plastic as its not environmentally friendly and requires the oil which is running out.

Can't use animal products as the veggies will complain.

What are we supposed to use on the inside? Plant seed and grow grass on the seats?

UK 'bad' pics ban to stretch?

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Meh

'He also confirmed that the law should catch "any pornographic image scrawled on a piece of paper": even, presumably, an image that an individual created for their own use and no other.'

So no more CDCs anywhere. Thats B3TA stuffed.

And will all the copies of the Simpsons movie now be recalled?

Too busy to make a jam sandwich? M&S can help

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@ debaser

"People who buy their lunch every day are simply lazy. Yes you are, come on flame me."

Not everyone has somewhere to keep their sarnie cool during the day. Chicken mayo isn't that great when its been sitting in a warm desk drawer all morning.

Many have a subsidised canteen. It may be cheaper than buying the 'raw materials'.

If you have honey roast ham in your lunch, do you start with the raw meat, or are you lazy and buy it cooked to fill the bread of your choice?

Dear Obama: Please consider open-source a waste of your time

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Stop

The open source product may be better, but it just won't be used.

Ok, your budget is tight. Open source is free and saves you cash.

Its not the only factor to be considered.

You have to train staff up on the open equivalents.

Various systems will require tweaking to get them to work properly (eg, you could have a bit of software to launch word template documents. It would need tweaking and so would the template files).

Not so many IT people know how to support the open equivalents, so will require extra training or a more expensive outsourcing company.

You know the boundaries of a tried and tested solution from a tried and tested provider. Unknown territory is risky.

Incompatibility issues. Other departments may not be changed over, so documents might not be so easily transferable.

Cocaine now cheaper than lager

Wize

They should drop the price of booze

The government is turning people to drugs with the price of beer.

Norfolk town's schools first to be heated by burning cattle

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Let them freeze

What would be the change to the current system where the product of dead animals is being used to heat the place?

If they are the 'pure vegies', the kind that don't wear leather in their shoes, they should be reminded that the plastics in their shoes and clothes are oil derrived. And that everything they have has some input from a meat eater. Turf them out naked in the snow.

Brum laid bare on OpenStreetMap

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Who pays for OS maps to be produced?

We do, its paid by our taxs.

So why do we have to pay a second time to get them?

Scotland to battle grey squirrel invaders

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RE: Yum: roasted grey squirrel!

If its "North of the Border", or Scotland as some might say, shouldn't it be deep fried?

And to those that say colour doesn't matter, apparently the red ones are quite bitter.

Brits 'a bunch of yellow bastards', says irate Yank

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I was always told...

...that cowards hide behind weapons.

World's power grids infested with (more) SCADA bugs

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Not vunerable?

'"Computers used at nuclear power plants are not connected to the internet and therefore they're not vulnerable to viruses of any kind," he said'

Yea, because a bored nightshift worker wont plug in a usb stick and try running a game.

I've seen many closes systems with viruses roaming their internal network.

Your average virus is designed to turn your PC into a spam drone or just wipe your data. They wont try faking signals to the PLC which does all the proper controlling on the system.

Exploding mobile phone kills Chinese man

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Tough choice...

Have it in breast pocket and blow your heart up, or place it in trouser pocket and blow your 'best friend' away. Shirt pocket please.

Electric cars (like the fast one they fiddled with in Top Gear) use the same technology in their batteries.

So all it will need is a slight tap on the car in front when parking and... bang.

Google Earthlings fly to Mars

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Re: I wonder...

"I wonder how happy the martians will be when Google lands a couple of black Opels with monstrous cameras on the top???"

They had better not walk in front of them to try and greet them, especially if the Martians have four legs...

Woman jailed for texting while driving

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Driving like an idiot <> using an offensive wepon

FFS people, its not like she was trying to kill people. She wasn't brandishing her car under the nose of an old lady to steal a purse. She didn't wave her car in the air to look tough. So stop all the analogies to a deliberate attempt at murder.

However, she was being bloody stupid and should suffer the consequences.

Blogger can't sue over comment, rules High Court

Wize

How do you retain proof that someone made the comment...

...if you have to delete said comment when you find it?

The comment will include date/time stamps and IP address. Deleting it will remove the evidence.

Seven Japanese poisoned by blowfish 'nads

Wize

Re: Wow....

If you want a near death experience, try Glasgow on a Friday night.

US mulls clicks for cameraphones

Wize

Forget the phone sounds...

...how do we make the mirror on a stick make a noise?

German engineers punt 'open source' OLED-clad car

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I've wanted to send messages to the car behind

Thought about one of those bit LED matrix. Just to tell tailgaters that the closer they get, the slower I'll go.

Trouble with software controlled brakelights. What if the computer crashes while driving?

LG confirms 2009 launch for 3G wristphone

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I'd want one but...

at the moment I have a watch with a mineral glass screen (or whatever you call the scratch resistant screens) as watches dont last long before I give them a nasty big scratch on the screen.

Theres something for the geek watch manufacturers, how about something more rugged? I had to buy this one in America as Casio still don't sell it over here.

Take a hammer to your hard drive, shrieks Which?

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Would it be eaisier...

...and less risk just to put a six inch nail through the case

FTC to host town hall meeting on DRM abuse

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@ Britt

DRM won't stop people breaking copyright (as spore hit the torrents quite quickly and was the preferred install method for people who had legitimate copies but didn't want the DRM junk).

And you can't chain up the entire public on the idea that one person may break the law.

Password guessing attack exposed in Twitter pwn

Wize

If 3 failed login attempts disables your account...

...and you need admin to re-enable it, who re-enables the admin account?

Speeding Oz teen may face 'gorillas in the mist'

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He made a threat to send him to prison.

He was only reminding him that he would become someone's bitch when he gets locked away. Same goes for any young lad getting banged up.

Don't shout at your disk drives, warns Sun engineer

Wize
Boffin

I find a bit of percusive engineering works wonders

Nothing teaches new hardware to work properly than sitting the unit it replaced beside it, after you've stuffed it with oily rags and burnt the misbehaving unit out as an example to all.

Muhahahahahahaha

BBC: Top Gear Tesla didn't run out of juice

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In the show, they did say...

...'we calculated it would run out after only 55 miles on our track' which implies calculation rather than by actual test.

And for pushing it back. Well, if it was a petrol car they would stick a bit of fuel in and drive it back. They couldn't drop in a couple of everyreadys and limped that thing home.

YouTube 'poisoned baby food' hoaxer pleads guilty

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@hikaricore

The line drawn where someone tried to incite a panic, plus causing loss of money and (especially with the current economic climate) possibly causing a company to fold. I'm happy with that line.

I thought free speech allowed someone to get their point across. What point was he making?

Hang 'em high, I say.

Ohio prof develops CCTV people-tracker 'ware

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How smart is it?

What if you walk behind a bus and go out of clear sight or if you are join a crowd of people walking along? Will it still know you are the same blob that it was tracking before?

UK will save its 48-hour opt-out, says employment lawyer

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Many staff don't want to opt out but are forced to

I think scrapping the opt out is a good idea to prevent any browbeating in to signing forms.

Tesla takes Top Gear test to task

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Ok, it didnt get below 20% but...

...at some point it would. And have to be pushed back.

Any car would run out too.

But the point they are proving is that any other car could have a top up of juice from a can and be off and running again.

These things had to be taken back, not under their own power, and be charged for a long time before they go again.

Clangers creator dies at 83

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Coat

Bagpuss - The Next Generation

Bet if it does come back, it will be a cartoon.

Hope they cremate him, so he can't spin in his grave over that.

Bagpuss,

Dear Bagpuss,

Old fat furry cat-puss,

Wake up and look at this thing that I bring.

Wake up, be bright,

Be golden and light.

Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing.

Mines the pink and white stripy one.

SkyFire beta goes public

Wize

When is Firefox for S60 out?

What so special about this browser that the default ones don't cover?

I've had no problems so far with browsing the net on my N95 (other than one site that moans when it could not detect me as IE or FireFox and stopped me going further).

Ofcom rules on Clarkson strumpet gag

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Good

They never bother getting a headcount of people who are happy with the comment.

Glad he ain't going. But maybe its because I dislike lorry drivers. Not all of them, just the ones that tailgate you in heavy traffic and carve you up on the roads.

MPs lost for Word over creaking Microsoft packages

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The logged a support call?

I know what the answer will be.

Either save as the old version in Word 2007, or install the 2003 plug in to read the newer files.

Log closed.

IT departments VAT-whacked

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I remember when...

VAT used to be 15% a long time ago. When it went up to 17.5% there was moaning and whining about it being hard coded back then. Does no one learn a lesson?

No doubt some will make a quick fix of changing the hard coded values and moan again when it goes back up.

Teen discussed suicide plan online 12 hours before webcam death

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How are we supposed to know it wasn't a stunt?

Plenty of fakers out there. Back in the days of MSN run chatrooms on IRC there would be at least one a week in the main channel threatening to off themselves. All just people wanting attention with no intention of actually joining the choir invisible. I told one the flaws in their plan and how to do it properly as not be become a drain on the NHS when they mess it up, only to be called "a sick bastard" by them.

And theres all the David Blane wannabes that will fake a death on video.

Did he give out his address? If so, how are the authorities supposed to find him? Besides a call to 911 of "I've just seen someone kill themselves on the net" would be met with confusion or 'are you sure its not fake/a recording'

AVG slaps Trojan label on Adobe Flash

Wize

Does anyone know a good alternative...

...costing the same price? IE free.

Amazon UK pulls Scientology exposé for 'legal reasons'

Wize

Banned books always sell more.

I think I might just go and get a copy.

And why is everyone making the same typo? L and N are close on the keyboard, but not that close.

Mobile blocking tech for trains

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More annoying things on a train than phones ringing.

There are more things to think of than someone on the phone.

Like people with loud 'personal' stereos. Although the current trend is to play your MP3s via your speakers.

Electronic games with loud beeps.

People constantly sniffing (and not a little sniff, its the ones that sound like they have some bone in them. Come on, blow your nose).

Screaming kids

Arguments and fights (I travelled using C2C for a while. The fights are more regular than the trains)

Not to mention the new trains have aircon instead of windows. Which isn't good when the aircon breaks on a hot day.

And what do you do in an emergency? Can't call for help if you are trapped in one by some nutter.

Google: Guinea pig brainwaves prove video ads 'compelling'

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@the 'just block them' squad.

The trouble being, these adverts are on a video you are trying to watch. Its overlayed onto youtube or whatever site it is.

The advert people love them because you cant simply use adblock on it, as its inserted by part of the player. Its an 'all or nothing' block. Block it and lose the video feed.

Unless those wonderful people behind adblock work out how to block the in-video ads.

Fancy nipping for a quick two-thirds of a pint?

Wize

All that fuss over 1/6 of a pint?

They already have 1/2 pints. Why sell 2/3 pints as the difference is about one gulp?

Woman cuffed for deleting virtual husband

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And to think that just the other day...

...there was a lawyer trying to get a theft (at real knifepoint) of a virtual item dismissed as the item did not exist.

Dutch court convicts teens for stealing pixels

Wize

Even if they upheld the "can't steal something virtual" bit...

...holding a knife to someone and demand they do something is still illegal.

Govt ponders proof-of-ID law for future phone purchases

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Phones or sim cards?

How will requiring an ID check link people to mobile numbers? Someone can buy a new pay monthly phone and stick their old sim into it.

And how will they handle sales of used phones and cheep sim cards on ebay?