Posts by Martin Erdelen

Microsoft to send users 4 critical patches on Valentine's Day

"we should all be using Linux instead."

There.

Now stop tapping.

Microsoft issues temp fix for serious Windows security bug

Dog Bites Man.

...that is all.

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

Pan-glucosic Stratoblaster

That's all.

[EDIT: Came up with this *before* seeing Mike48-US's idea but will concede priority if challenged.]

Sun sat sends stunning solar snap

Thanks...

I stand educated.

Now, how to change the colour markers on the water taps...

Why?

"Reds are relatively cool [...]; blues and greens are hotter [...]."

Seems counter-intuitive a.k.a. the wrong way round. Any special reason for this?

(Saved image, converted to negative, increased Red component -- looks more "convincing"...)

El Reg to launch space paper plane

HAPPYBEE

High Altitude Paper Plane Yearning Beyond Earth's Edge

And yes, let's make the operational one s/n 03568 !

Virgin lags in scumjumbo race, bins airliner drag-start plans

@Ferrrtilloizzerrrr

"I thought it was nitrogen and phosphate that came from fertilisers?"

Well, allegédly (saw it on TV) in England they put soot on rosebeds...

But then, that's in England...

(The fire icon, to make more soot for fertilizing England.)