And remember
The rpiia or whatever they are called will never go after the biggest source of links to copyrighted material on the internet... google....
Because google has lots and lots of money for better lawyers than they've got
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a few rules to avoid the malware would be better than AV software that bungs up your system/network/entire internet
1. Phone chargers for all staff : stops them plugging their phones into those handy usb ports on the front of the PC
2. remove Java and flash from the browsers
3. Anyone caught with a USB stick is fired.
4. Anyone opening an e.mail attatchment is set on fire.
And lastly for those really serious about stopping malware from seizing vital data
Install Linux
Consider the following
Christainity: you can get the holy book free and online, and advice from any 1 sect free as well
Islam: ditto
Bhuddism : ditto
CoS: pay , pay , pay and ohh you're nearly there pay , pay , pay again.
Then theres the dirty tricks that comes when you criticise CoS, lets follow you around with private eyes, lets try and frame you, lets try and get you into a mental hospital.
wrong with this install
Type in company name and keycode, that binds it to a PC,
Build new PC
Install
Type in name and keycode binds it to that PC and cancels the software on old PC.
But then its all about shoving people onto office 365 and them paying $$$ to rent software....... I wonder what will happen...
But what you have to remember is that without a large amount of unseen mass, no galaxy can hang together under its own 'visible' gravity
They would fly apart or would have a completely different rotational speed to the speed we can observe
And never forget, we're probing the structure of space-time whether it wants to be or not
if you die of heart disease becaue of lack of funding, nobody cares also there'll always be humans breeding who dont have heart disease since heart disease generally strikes at the older folks past breeding age.
If a big space rock comes in , young and old alike are fooked and no more humans....
Boris
Since the UK border agency knows where the people overstaying their visas are......... why not send some officials out and remove them since they are here illegally.....
Oh I forgot
There'd be no money for private companies, and wages would rise because there would be no easily exploited group of people willingly to work for peanuts and not say anything
option maybe to encase all the cables with an metal covering that carries 11Kv.
That way we wont have to bother with locking up the gits who steal cable for a living.
Still , we did have some fun with the metal theives by putting a thin layer of brass chips on the barrels of steel scrap chips we kept outside the factory... those barrels went pretty quick .
Ps we keep all the scrap inside now
shattered
This is what you get for letting BAE buy every single UK shipyard, if there were 2 or 3 shipyards in the UK owned by different companies capable of building the carriers, the price would come down rather quickly.
But perhaps its time to investigate the whole cosy relationship between the MoD and BAE since it seems most of the defence equipment budget is being shoveled in their direction without any serious questions over price and delivery.
2 billion to fit cats and traps to the carriers... I would think that breaks down to 200 million for the equipment, 100 million for the design/refit and 1.7 billion to BAE for management bonuses and bribing MoD officials into signing such a useless contract
that VM get bought out, and the first thing the new owners do is fire the entire customer 'service' dept for being a bunch of useless ****s
Actually thats not strictly true, once the complaint has been escalated to the scottish call center and you manage to get an engineer sent out(usually the next day) the customer service aint too bad
I blame the guys who write the call center scripts and demand the help desk people follow the scripts to the letter, then tell them to transfer the call if it goes over 45 seconds.
this is exactly the problem myself and some fellow game server admins had when 1 delightful little scrote decided it would be funny to use a child pron spray in game.
of course it gets shared to everyone playing on the server at the time, including me.
After some fairly heated discussion among the admins, the screen shot with the cp blurred out with the scrotes steam ID, and his IP address was sent to his ISP.
According to a report we got back from the ISP , mummy and daddy were most surprised to get cut off by the ISP and most unhappy as to why.
But the big problem for us was how do you go about reporting such things when you're the innocent victim?
The instant you call the plod and say "I've got cp on my PC sent to me by persons unknown" , pc plod will go "he's got cp , lets go nick him and smear his name across the media"
Anyway... these malware writers when found, should be firmly strung up, although if they're british, they'll get a stiff £50 fine and told not to be naughty.
glad cats kill little furry animals, because since I live in an older section of the city, we have trouble sometimes with little cute furry creatures scuttling about, and its only the re assuring sound of my cat going crunch,munch, crunch gulp burp that stops me filling the house with a lot of chemicals designed to give said furry critters a long slow lingering death.
Is not legal migrants, it never has been, and it never will be.
The citizenship test is complete bollocks aimed at getting the more rabid of the daily wail's readership to vote for you. since they make up the swing votes in the 50 or so marginal seats you need to win to grab power in this country.
The immigration problem is the number of illegals, combined with the number of illegals who try playing the asylum system(and a number of lawyers who do very well out of this too), but the government will not do anything about this.
Why?
Because it provides certain employers cheap labour that wont complain when its screwed out of the money they were supposed to get, thus keeping everyone's wages down, and more importantly, meaning those nasty daily wail readers can get cheap vegetables at waitrose etc.
still fooked anyway
Partly because of our own stupidity(do people actually look to vote for the stupidist candidate on the ballot sheet?)
But mostly because the same people who run around going "the earth is doomed the earth is doomed" are the same people who run around going "Ban nuclear power .. its even more evil than global warming"
Actually I have a theory that the collective intelligence of humanity goes down as the number of humans in the group rises.
Boris
Thats the line you should be scared of
Thats says "In country A, a member of the EU, all the political parties,the press and population are against further membership of the EU, therefore we can fund a pro-EU media campaign in country A in the name of pluralism"
Perhaps some nice nazi type parties should apply for funding under this idea... "hey.. its pluralism "
I do get SSP... but thats all...
As a result I'm about £1200/month down on income.
Makes me wish I rented my house, and pissed my money up against a wall....
I could have got rent paid, income support, free home help and free medication.
Time to see a decent accountant and see what loopholes I can exploit (then package up as a cheap and easy way to avoid paying tax)
Far as I'm concerned , every UK company and every UK citizen has a moral duty to avoid paying any tax whatso ever
Am I trolling for the outraged responses?
Nope
Whats brought on my attitude?
I have worked for 30 yrs, duely paying my taxes, on time, without complaint
In November last yr I was diagnosed with a serious and fatal heart condition... No problem with the NHS
picking up the tab for curing me, but it takes 4 months to recover from the surgery
4 months with no income.
But because I saved money and paid for my own home, I dont qualify for ANY benefits, no housing benefit, no income support, no help with perscription charges.. no home help.... nothing... because I have too much money
Well fuck you UK government... you've got too much money as well so we're not paying any more
Its runs a javascript that can handily link a sequence of bytes to the SVCHOST program, to avoid the scanners all you do is bit shift the sequence before you run the link.
Then said file goes on a rampage through your HDD add the javascript and bit shifted virus to every .HTML file on your pc... then adds it to every .exe program just to be sure.
Gawd I love IE as a browser........ NOT
Fire... because thats where the malware creators should be
go along with the 'engineers are cold unfeeling bastards' idea.... because I are one
To quote a friend(also an engineer)
"I dont want to listen to what you watched last weekend , or the latest ****ing football scores, I'm not ****ing interested in how many woman you shagged or ****ing fast your stupid iPhone is.. I'm here to solve problems and I dont ****ing well need your useless ****ing prattle putting me off, now **** off and bother someone who ****ing cares"
But then, after explaining to my doc that I 'm fairly smart, and reasonably educated, he treats and talks to me like an adult
The last phrase I heard him use was "The tests have come back positive, you will die within the next 21 days unless you have an emergency operation on your heart"
I like that.. direct and to the point.
And why were'nt the engines of an X-wing out on the wingtips too, would make it so much easier to rotate the ships when you've got a TIE fighter on your tail.
But then thats because Lucas watched 'The battle of Britain' and "The dambusters" while he was coming up with the final scenes
I want an AS-50 (also made by the same company)
Sidearms are for wimps who let the enemy sneak up on them.... kill everyone within 1000 yrds with a .50 cal round and people learn 2 important things... 1. you dont need sidearms for your troops and 2 the locals stay well clear of you.
Brg.Gen. Boris 'mad dog' Cockroach KBE DSE BSE, care of "sunny view" retirement home for ex-loonies and tory peers
I'd love it if the latest smartphones came with the option of using a pair of glasses to display the screen at a reasonable size in your viewfield
Would make it so much easier than squinting at a 3 inch screen when you find out the website is set only to desktop size (or using the pan/scroll/zoom function to read 1 word at a time.
But by then, we'll all be on cyber-netic implants anyway and told what to belive by our hive queens
Actually the odds of dying for each individual human are much greater
It hits the ocean off the west coast of the US and kills 25 million people by direct impact and 1 billion by the way of climate change leading to crop failures (Note: the countries with the most arms will also get most of the food in the aftermath)
So your chances of snuffing it are much great than the 1 in 250 000 chances of the rock hitting earth.
But then you get a 1 in 1 chance of snuffing it anyway
it has more to do with unfair prevention of trade
Eg Company A and Company B make smartphones, they compete with each other to get the best on the shelves in the run up to christmas
Now Company A takes Company B to court for patent infringement and gets Company B's smartphones banned from the shelves in September, In January Company B gets the ban overturned on appeal... but its too late... its missed the christmas shopping period plus Company A has had its products on sale for 4 months competition free.
OI
I'm one of those fat middle aged blokes prescribed statins, beta blockers etc etc etc
Sadly after a lifestyle of no smoking , regular daily exercise, a small amount to drink, I still got diagnosed with a 95% blocked heart artery and had emergency surgery to correct it resulting in the aforementioned drugs being jammed down my throat by the doctors to prevent any more damage occuring
PS If you want to lose weight , I can reccommend no better diet than "Boris' heart surgery diet", it can result in you losing over 40lbs in 3 months... partly because the doc tells you its good for you, partly because hospital food is crap, but mostly because you're in too much pain to eat anything.
Your airbus friend... how many years of skill/knowledge has he had to learn in order to do the job safely, and efficently?
For my line of the game, its anywhere between 5 and 10 yrs depending on the person, learning stuff about CAM systems, the robot's language, how the materials react to being hit with a cutter etc etc etc , then look at the pay for someone whos done A levels, got a 2:2 from uni and managed to get themselves a banking job.
Who the hell is going to put themselves through 10 yrs of learning when they could do 5 yrs of learning and earn twice as much at the end with a prospect of bonuses and regular payrises/career progression
Oh and there are good engineering companies out there, I work at a sub-contractor for 2 companies that have queens award for exporting stuff, we're never short of work from them, in fact , they are the ones always stuffing up our production plans by demanding even more of their crap vs the crap we make for several other companies too.
It is just the crummy wages on offer to most engineering staff that keep the best people (and the people we need) out of engineering altogether.
Engineering is seen here as anything more than dying on its arse, then you might get people interested in either working in engineering or doing an engineering degree.
But then they look at the wages involved and suddenly find out that being a shift leader at macburgers can earn you more than most engineering jobs.
While you are all smugly congratulating Dyson for exporting the low paid jobs to his assembly plant in China while expanding his R&D labs stuffed with clever folks, spare a thought for the robot programmers and skilled engineering technicians who actually build and mantain the assembly lines so much stuff is made on.
We're out of a job too, with the result nobody wants to get into our line of business either.
Tramp icon.... because thats what most of us will be dressed as soon
Sadly (and due to a lack cliffs) this rarely happens, what does more likely happen is that the satnav says "turn left in 100yrds" and the said 'driver' will turn left at the next opening in the hedge...... then wonder why the road is all bumpy and potholed and then what the 3 bright lights are coming towards him at 125mph.......
Just a shame that such stupidity is likely to take out other innocent people....