Posts by Stefan 15 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Mar 2008
I elect never to use the cubicles at work as some of my IT peeps in my office have a diet that can cause some quite expoosive, not to mention, stinky outpoot. I think this is a common thing with IT.
And I always try and let someone else get the door on the way out.
Saying that, I do remember a brainiacs epoosode where they tested toothbrushes and that was very enlightening I have to say. So phones are just the tip of the poo-berg.
This comment coming to you from the crapper!
Meaning of Life anyone:-- "Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
I try to live by this code (except for the fat bit)... though I did cringe slightly when I walked around my sons school to be met with a cabinet of fossils and other prehistoric paraphanelia... labelled "The wonders of creation"!
Live and let live...
I opened my door lastnight just a little so I could have a sly fag (smoke) and was shocked to have an egg launched at me from behind my house. So it happens in HULL too! I bet it wasn't free range as I do live on an estate full of Netto shoppers!
Paris.... as I'd like to do something with her eggs and I bet she could get anyone to come out of their "shell"!
Hehe.. Its a cracker!
Grow a sense of humour ya boring old fart. Never heard of a bit of fun? Obviously the statistics will be skewed and the people conducting the survey aren't idiots. They'll know that people will just be making up a password when it begins with "err" or "erm". Whatever i'd definitely make on up. Nice one Graham Wood!
I saw this coming years ago when I worked at Pissy World. I managed to get my ass outta Dodge and gave DSG the old spanish archer (el bow)!!
Heehee glad to see they're managing to go tits up.
Coat... coz I got my sweatshop produced PC World fleece and buggered off. I use it for painting in now.
Living in "The North", we have loads of those huge Gas Storage things kicking around. Surely a homemade device of some kind would do some damage to one of those? I bet when they're full they have lots of cubic acre-feet of gas in em. Enough to flatten a fair percentage of our modest northern towns.
Surely when our Goverment fails to save the bees, we can just get a load of our European Friends (i am one) to come over to hand pollinate every plant in the country.
Lets face it.... it probably beats harvesting lettuces and will probably cost a shedload less.
That'll take the sting out of the problem.
Mine's the Yellow and Black stripy costume accented with a bit of Spanish lingo a la The Simpsons.
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