I had to google Silloth. Rugby League country, I guess, so fair enough. But this Essex business will not do. I've no doubt you, Andrew could, er, pull this off in Hampstead but from Haverhill down to Redbridge it would get you a good hiding. In fact I remember being challenged on a Harlow street in the early 2000s with 'Is that a manbag, mate?', laptops not yet having reached them (opposable thumbs, also).
Posts by Shaun Rolph
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A budget phablet, what a curious thing: Reg puts claws to the Lumia 1320
Stephen Fry rewrites computer history again: This time it's serious
Boots Philosophy cosmetics
Thanks for holding my balls...
It was a privileges thing: inline links are only for Obercommentards (and I'm now scummy enough to float to the top of the bottom of the internet).
All links like woodpill spam - not working on preview.
<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiiRiwgiksc>Philosophy</a> <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oHMoiR4p_E>is not dead,</a> <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8TM4CIk5g>it just smells</a> <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AW8soxIa8>funny.</a>
Freeman Dyson: Shale gas is 'cheap and effective'
Stephen Fry's truly terrible mistake
Unlike Willie, a pimp, not a ponce.
Willie Donaldson's 'Dictionary of National Celebrity' famously defined him as "A stupid person's idea of a clever person". I hope, Andrew, you're not suggesting he's also just a technophobe's idea of a geek, without anything more than a superficial love of toys? (The wonderful 'conversation agency' wearesocial winched him into the Twitter saddle).
6Music in numbers
Pirate Bay fans: Lay off our neo-Nazi Sugar Daddy
MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head
No idea why this was sent to my inbox.
Dear Mr BBC,
I wish to write a strongly worded letter regarding your programme "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria". But lack of time and ability mean that this will have to do.
The village of Polstead lies not in my constutuency but close enough that I can claim this controversy and maybe get on the local news. There Maria Marten was shot by her lover William Corder.
The murder really quite close-by in 1827 was horrific and the community has spent a lot of time pulling together to respond constructively to such dreadful events. For Lord LLoyd-Webber to make light of murder in any circumstance must be a dismissible offence. (But not as bad as that soccer thing he did with Ben Elton, that was criminal).
To do so with complete disregard for the families of the murdered woman - irrespective of whether there are any around or they actually care - should make this a matter on which I would expect immediate action to be taken.
On a personal note, I'm disappointed that our National Broadcaster has decided to join the rest of the dumbed-down media in corrupting everything it touches.
kthxbai!!
Chris Mole MP (majority 13½).
[NOTE TO EDITORS]
Media bids to constituency office. Chris is unable to provide his own make-up artist. He prefers Evian but Volvic is acceptable.
Nasty Toryboy bloggers ate my politics, claims Blears
Liberty: Observer story takes liberties
Reg readers rage at comment icon outrage
'Googlebomb' blows up in Daily Mail hack's face
'Freetard ? more like advert programmed PAYTARDS!'
World's greatest hardware guru turns flacktastic
"L'addition, s'il vous plait"
Oh, Brunswick. That's not just PR, that's 'City' PR. The world of the Friday night drop - when men in velvet-collared overcoats dine financial journalists and put together the business pages of the Sundays.
At the height of BA and Virgin's rivalry every weekend saw an exchange of hit pieces from the rivals' tame hacks. Brunswick represented BA.
But, at least they had more success puffing BA than they did Railtrack. A 'client relationship' that ended in the nationalisation of the client and a total loss to its shareholders.
The Loon is bringing his technology expertise to a team that already represents the European Information, Communications and Consumer Electronics Technology Industry Associations. Yes, 'that' EICTA .
Home at last.