* Posts by Alf

5 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2008

O2 buckles under 3G iPhone demand

Jobs Horns


Makes and takes calls...

Allows me to send and receive text messages...

Allows me to take pictures, and to send them to other people...

Wakes me up in the morning, and allows me to snooze for half an hour...

Has real music ringtones...

Also has a torch (flashlight) on it...

I didn't wait for two hours to get it either!

Dumb Apple fanbois!

Has your shifty foreign neighbour got 16 mobes?


Looking in the wrong place!

Drug dealers use multi-mobes, the terrorists are using teh internets!

Prosecutors target first 'Facebook harassment' conviction


This line will be the inevitable defense...

"I swear, I never poked her in my life!"

Malaysian woman jailed for worshipping teapot


Chocolate Teapot anyone...?

My kettle broke down this morning, and I thought it was the end of the world!

Had to boil water in a saucepan.

Wife rings up £11,000 downloading bill


The guy's missus will probably have to put up with this for a while...

"OI! Put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea!"