Re: TheRegister climbdown - translated to donaldspeak
Register bad.
Kaspersky bad, bad.
Israel big friends.
Watch out Kaspersky, bigly bigly trouble coming your way.
I did not blow faux Lenin wet kisses.
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It's what curious monkeys do.
No-one died as a result of Rocket going so fast ladies were advised not to travel.
We got trains, mostly they have been good.
Without messing about with atoms we'd be in a right sorry state.
I'd suggest that the invention of air-conditioning has screwed up over more than nuclear.
All they do is create more heat . .
"Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'."
As an ex-broadband Helldesk bod, it was always difficult trying to explain 'speeds'.
I could look just at the basic circuit tests and tell how much would finish up trickling out the other end - not even a need for pings or throughput or anything else.
Yes, it can leave the exchange at warp speed but after it's been snaking around archaic cables and countless joints things can get a tad slow.
That a house can have several devices all desperate to grab as much bandwidth as possible is often forgotten or just 'No, it doesn't work like that . . .' from the customer
It appears that you and Mr Obvious only think it's used for 'optimisation'.
I use it to clean up new machines. Try finding McAfee on Windows 'uninstall'.
Whizz through a simple interface turning off al sorts of things.
Handy little tool, not 'optimisation'.
The Babel fish needs to translate politician-speak, that long-winded gabble that seems to say so much but either says nothing at all or means pretty much the opposite to what you are hearing.
Admittedly, the Donald has gone along way in the other direction as he ONLY talks in Twitter format.
Not just Switzerland.
my daughter got a note from the buildi
Complainee is now under threat of eviction after it turned out that the flat was not occupied during the 'huge noise' and has been found to be a snooty serial complainer. (worse than that, they rent and my daughet's flat is owned)
Made in China (having closed UK production).
Rake in huge profits for 'design' models that do nit work as well as those made here.
Yup, we have seen the business model.
Ridding himself of UK workers made him a hero --while office cleaners use Henry's.
What will be his reward this time?
I did internal training stuff for BT for a while.
Someone else did the booking etc, all had to do was turn up with a laptop and get going.
"Room? you say?" nothing out of the ordinary, but 'sorry our 'loan' projector is not working, we've supplied a white board and some A1 pads for you."
I did one session, in a projector-less manky room at a phone exchange for line managers and totally baffled them by whipping out a VGA lead and plugging it in to the big TV that looked abandoned and covered in dust. Looks of "What devilish sourcery is this?" abounded.
. . . Donald that we have?
Never, ever admit any wrongdoing or errors ever.
It is always everyone else who hasn't quite got it.
Please - no PM job for him -- London has yet to recover.
At least in his current main job he is regarded as a twat by the rest of the planet.
Yup, I didn't get round to updating on this machine (everything is set to ask - not update).
But it's been a vital tool for quick cleans of friend's machines where years and years of basic usage has ended up with more detritus to wade through than actual useful stuff.
Progs installed, uninstalled, half-installed, failed installs -- all sorts of backyard junk, plus the never ending 'temp' files.
Usually Ccleaner then Malwarebyes - maybe the other way round next time?