Clean?
So, you've done the interview now it's off to the bar with the interviewer.
Maybe, just maybe, the reason some of the bright young things seem to have an insight is 'cos they get stoned. Artists, writers, musicians, creative coders . . .
4520 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Mar 2008
I beleive the origin of 'trolling' is that of a method of fishing where something shiny is dragged through the water to see what gets hooked.
Fortunately, the tin-foil hats on sale are also perfect material for tying on the end of a line.
So, if they create matter are they also creating anti-matter somewhere?
Isn't there a chance of:
An explosion that kills us all/sends us to a parallel universe/makes a black hole ?
Unexpected anti-matter appearing and killing Angels/Unicorns ?
Rapid enchancement of global warming due to (whatever can be thought up on the spur of the moment)?
Corporate re-naming
"Here's a load of money - now you are my plaything and I have got a great bargain on advertising."
The only thing left in London that our wonderful Mayor hasn't had re-labelled is City Hall, but, seeing as you never see him there without a Costa cup it's only a matter of time before it becomes Costa City Centre.
Bright and Beautiful?
"All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings. . . .
. . .Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!"
etc
" If they're giving money away for old rope"
'Old rope' was sections of rope that had beeen used for a hanging.
Sold by the hangman, proces varied depending on who the hangee was and the hanger was.
Oh, and if this world is a mess - it's OUR mess, we made it so stop grumbling.
"Then again, what do I know about Nork's drone tech"
The have been experiencing issues with the prototypes.
They've got the collection and storage of explosive gas sorted out but the designers still want to use the vent pipe as the rocket tube.
Designers, not always being the sharpest of tools, forgot that in order to aim the device it would have to be upended to point the ballisticbog in the right direction.
However, this new direction in explosives research only came about when a military observer overheard a quote from the Python movie Holy Grail and took the quote to be a challenge from the SORKS that hinted at a some sort of widespread distribution of anti-personnel gas.
As someone who has yet to move from bog standard £15 Nokia with PAYGvoice and text I've been looking around at places to dip my toes in the the murky waters of 'smartmobes' and the Android/Windows/i arguments.
Despite being a W8 user (mine now looks like a posh XP) it looks like I may become a Googlewhore.
The G could be 'My First Grown-Up Phone' (but I'd never get rid of the El-Cheapo)
"Dietary and Medical advice oscillates from one peer-reviewed, journal-published finding to the EXACT OPPOSITE peer-reviewed, journal-publish finding with a period of about ten years. This is a disappointing truth."
Erm, no.
It's called "Science" -- it ain't Gospel, you know.
"That Night a Fire did break out-
You should have heard Matilda Shout!
You should have heard her Scream and Bawl,
And throw the window up and call
To People passing in the Street-
(The rapidly increasing Heat
Encouraging her to obtain
Their confidence)-but it was all in vain!
For every time She shouted "Fire!"
They only answered "Little Liar!"
And therefore when her Aunt returned,
Matilda, and the House, were burned."
"Shouldn't a simulation of the universe be measured in cubic light years?"
Only from our point of view - other lifeforms may have thier own measurements (dependng on the number of handily available dimensions) - and anyway, what the hell are you doing trying to introduce cubic light years to the Reg?
We need a better unit than that.
I mean, what's a cubic light year in comparison to the space in a politicians head?
One is far emptier than the other but contains a lot more bullshit than a cubic light year.