Customer Delight Providers
The Seamstresses of the IT world.
4520 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Mar 2008
Back in the days of Compaq they used to have the facility for a power-on password.
They were also very nice in having little diagrams on the inside of the cover to show where the DIP switches and other bits were.
One day my manager was doing the usual box-ticking on security and asked if I'd got a power-on password.
"Oh, yes" says I, "It's there" -- pointing to a small chip embedded in blue-tac on top of the monitor.
'WTF???'.
"You asked for it, it's there in that chip. That chip that when removed allows anyone access."
'Fair enough, well done, you have a power-up password', ticks box.
One of those rare managers who understood what I was saying.
Like when my 6 yr old daughter pointed out to me that someone in Habbo Hotel was asking her to 'download a cool game'.
My two girls were well taught how to spot 'freebies' and 'kewl cheatz' before they were 10.
and it sure ain't just a few 'kids' going for the 'cheats' . . .
"I think it's just another symptom of a world where no one wants to work for reward but expects instant gratification no matter how it's achieved."
Hmm, a phrase that hasn't changed much for thousands of years is unlikely to be another 'symptom' of modern living, is it?
"China has pledged a whopping $7bn to R&D through to 2030, the European Union has promised $24bn by 2020, and the US only spent a measly $600m in 2016."
I am awaiting a Tweet by a certain person about being a 'world' leader', but becoming a 'world leader' in isolation techniques will leave the US in the backwaters, the Florida swamps
I sure beats 16 colour Gifs, but then that's all we had back then.
If the corporates find themselves faced with a more productive DIY industry that has taken to their bedrooms and are making pretty decent clips, will we now see something as silly as 'home taping is killing music'?
Round here Tesco does Polish stuff but there are also several Polish shops that give far better service.
Demographics have always been collected by Tesco, as the local Jewish population got older and moved out (or up) there was an influx of Asian families and Tesco suddenly had decent rice at a decent price. For a while, though, if you wanted Scotch Bonnet chillies you'd have to go either west to Tesco Neasden or east to Tesco Tottenham.
I'm having to deal with constant calls from one mate about Kaspersky being far too intrusive.
Of course, when advised by Kaspersky, he does what Kaspersky asks -- and I have to sort out the resultant mess or lack of access.
'Just don't pay for another year - the reason you get funny emails is that you go on funny sites'. but the bugger still clicked.
Malwarebytes and Defender seem to work well together, I had enough of Avast chewing up resources.
There used to be about 30 people on the phones to answer calls to the Big Ban's office.
But some in London must be like me - constantly shoved from one building to the next as inter departmental wars were fought for budgets and control of tech.
I ended up being told I was now a Broadband Helldesk bod --which, at the time meant fielding calls from irate customers of OTHER providers who had found a 'modem' in a box of cornflakes (standard issue, cheap and shite while the Tadpole just worked).
The job was dealing with other companies not even looking at work and marking them 'BT Fault' then dumping them in in our work queues.
Oh Talk_talk you may have changed your name but NEVER your practices and as for Virigin --- standard Branson promises of Unicorn poo that was never delivered.
At least I had several years of working in some of the best touristy bits of London.
(biffers - if they can't learn the English language I ain't gonna capitalise)
biffers now are residing on a server stuff with other far-right exiles.
Best of all, for all the 'give England back' and all that bollocks, the server is on a British Protectorate haven.
Bless, they really keep 'em coming, the dears.
Can't wait for Screechy and Porky to get out, brave ikkle soldiers, that they are, I've not had as god laugh for a while -- and my cat is being groomed to be Muslim, too!
Some like a little doobie, a mini-buzzer, a small hit rather than a big fat bifter.
why?
Because they like to function AND get stoned rather than vegetate on Netflix. Save the heavy eyelids for later on in the day.
Some have been doing this for a very long time - over twice that 25 years.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
Last one I had seemed surprised that I wasn't sure which computer was affected due to me running a network at home.
Eventually I asked if he could tell me which version of Windows it was as there were different versions on different machines.
He went for the only one not running - Windows 7.
I even had one with Vista up -- and that's supposed to have more holes than cartoon cheese!
I let him down gently, even the 'I know your'e a fucking scam artist' bit.