Posts by Salsero

British youths think Churchill went to moon

Ahem.

Am I right that Churchill, Hitler and Stalin are now no longer the mandatory figures of 20th century history in British schools? I have read it on BBC, if my memory does not cheat me.

"History does not teach anybody anything. But it cruelly punishes those ones who did not learn the lesson" (c) not me.

Well, the real Brits (I am just alien) may have other opinions, but to me, if I should choose the one and only representative Brit of XX century - it would undoubtedly be Sir Winston Churchill.

Swedes demand return of heraldic lion's todger

Further changes (proposal).

Next changes:

No sword- it's definitely

1.just a Symbol of Male Member

2. is an Aggressive Weapon.

So change if for shield.

No mane, since its' definitely masculne sign, that beast is just hiding his ... treasure... somewhere between his hind legs!

Mane should be thrice shorter and look in unisex fashion!

I suggest introducing a more developed... something... in the top part of the chest of a beast. It should look like overdeveloped muscle or underdeveloped breasts.

Since that regiment is definitely defensive and not aggressive, and now has such vague and ambigious leonine figure with painted nails, breasts, and just a long hair.... I suggest introducing the symbol of what they protect... small lion-child, maybe? or three, to represent.... err, i am shutting up.

TO BE SERIOUS.

I have read somewhere that heraldic beasts were officially emasculated when owner of that heraldic sign committed a treason.

Good luck for you, self- proclaimed traitors...