* Posts by Matt

14 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Feb 2008

Virgin Media trials longer bandwidth throttling


Bye Bye

What's the point of having broadband when you are not able to use it ?

We will all be going back to using 9600 Baud modems at this rate. If they are so concerned about high level users why not introduce a ' all you can use and pay this amount ' subscription instead of capping legitmate users ?

I have 4 people in my household on my 10 meg connection & we hit the limits quite a bit as they stream the BBCi Player stuff to their devices. At this rate I shall be telling RB to stick his broadband up his arse.....

Sophos DNS snafu creates update problems


Is it ...... ?

Is it 'cos their product is shit ?

Fasthosts brings down Edugeek - and leaves it there

Paris Hilton

Don't forget


Nice one on the Shaft Toss. Hats off to you.

Well don't forget to add to my rep when it finally comes back up eh ??? :-)

Hope you don't get infraction points on The Register - [ maybe after edugeek comes back up my 5 I collected just before the outage are wiped clean..... ]

Anyone got the Paris angle on it yet ?


Whats the difference between Fasthosts and a bucket of Poo Poo ?

Your guess is as good as mine......

Is the fact an anagram of Fasthosts works out as 'Shaft Toss' anything to do with it ?

You decide......

Who will be the next Doctor?


Are you ?

Are you my Mummy ?


' Hi, I'm Barry Scott !! '

Barry scott from the Cilit Bang advert would make a great Doctor Who....

He would get rid of those pesky Daleks - the sulfamic, and phosphoric acid will be their downfall....

Family Guy creator's sellout to Google almost complete


giggity giggity goo

Giggity giggity.......

alll riight....

Microsoft says ‘hasta la vista XP’ - well, kinda


Will someone please think..

For god's sake, will someone just think of the children....!

RM boss says school's out forever


And Why Not...

I like the old 1700 & 2000 models, they make great FreeNAS boxes !!

Dell touts Windows XP to 2009 - and 'likely longer'



Bring back OS/2 too.

Apple unleashes monster patch batch on Mac faithful


Jobs Lot

Do you have to wear a black shirt and talk on the jesus phone whilst installing this patch ?

IBM gets back into PCs


OS/2 lives

OS/2 - with windows 3.1 in 'enhanced' mode...... :-)


Bring Back the 300GL !!

Does that mean the 300GL is on its way back ??

NASA reveals Moon's rugged south pole



No cheese then ?