* Posts by K

1568 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2007

Datawind insists $42 tab isn't Chinese

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Coat

Aakash-2... Sounds like a Middle Eastern rocket!

Mwhahaha my Aakash-2 will destroy you!

Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

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WTF?

Re: Taxing revenue instead of profits ...

Hey dumbo... what do you think VAT is!

Cloud upstart Nirvanix bins another round of US sales bods

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Simply too expensive..

The Nutanix product looks amazing and its perfect for the SME sector, but starting price in the UK is about £75,000 then about £7500 for support - which for 4 servers and a bit of flash is simply to much.

I wish them all the best, but they need to be realistic on the costs.

Taito's Double Dragon

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Re: Me too...

Ditto, I wish somebody would do an update for Pacland, its the perfect sort of "time wasting" games for a tablet.

UN: Greenhouse gas emissions gap is out of control

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FAIL

Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR

"A fact - really? Says who? "

Says the electric and gas bill that popped through your letter box the other day! Unless you house is powered and heated by fairy dust..

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Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR

FACT: There is not enough resources to go round!

Unfair yes, but you'll be screaming for the goverment to do something when your new car, electric bills, living bills get 2-5x more expensive because demand outstrips supply, you find you can no longer live the life you want.

Evildoers can now turn all sites on a Linux server into silent hell-pits

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Holmes

"intermediate programmer with no extensive kernel experience"

Sounds like they are making this person out to be at the lower end of the "intermediate" skill set (amateur)...

Bear in mind, he probably created one of the more advanced Linux based root kits publicly known - that sounds like somebody with pretty advanced skills to me!

Google hires top US traffic fed for driverless cars project

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Devil

Re: Sweepstake

about 18 minutes..

They might be fine on boring freeways but they won't be able to handle normal roads, they will cause death and destruction galore... its'll be Robo-Carmageddon

Wii U disassembly reveals unusual innards

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Devil

lol

Treat 'em mean.. keep 'em keen!

Cloudy admin? Here's how to ward off Call of Duty-playing teens

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Happy

Palo Alto are like Marmite..

You'll either love them, or you'll hate them..

I can understand the appeal of a Virtual Firewall, but personally I would only ever deploy one in a test or development environment.. for everything else I'll stick with the tin thanks.

Drone security project to go open source

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Re: It's not original, but

Shame.. but I have to agree, such principles have largely kept the peace between East and West... its the principle of MAD (Mutually assured destruction!).

Ten four-bay NAS boxes

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Re: I don't get NAS boxes...

Sorry, but you talk bollocks :)

I built and use an Intel i3 based NAS box, with 5 hot swap drives. The case has a 150w power supply.. but actually draws less than 100w. The drives are Samsung 5.2k rpm ECO drives.. And no the HDD's don't power down, in fact I run VMWare on it at least 4 VM's running at all times..

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Re: I don't get NAS boxes...

75% being on the very optimistic side of course..

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Re: I don't get NAS boxes...

Can't fault you on your logic - but your wrong.

I've built many bespoke NAS boxes over the past few years for home usage - most of them run Windows, I can't recall 1 of them having a problem.

The issue with using a *NIX OS for the NAS, few "home" user comprehend the bare OS, so if they have a problem, its next to impossible for them to reliably fix it, and even if they Google for a solution, its gibberish to them. Windows on the other hand is prevalent, 99% of users are familiar with it and I'd say 75% are capable of finding a solution to most problems (of course they try to hit up their "IT" friend to fix it first!).

GoDaddy puts gratuitous sexy pics on IT content

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Joke

Hey baby.. huh huh huhhuh

How about I fill your Virtual Data Center!

huh huh huhhuh

Pollster predicts mega UK smart TV sales

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FAIL

With you on this one!

Though I like the idea of things like Voice and Eye tracking etc, until standards are made, you'd be a mug to buy one of these.

The best option is stick with your xBox or a Small Media streaming box, which you can pick up for < £100.. you get much more flexibility without the manufacturer lock-in.

Samsung readies bendy smarties for 2013

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Joke

Bendy??

The only use I can think of is for Dildo's to change colour... Oh Ah, fancy a black one tonight missus!

New Microsoft Windows chief 'shocked' by Sinofsky defenestration

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"Risks losing users and developers."

Perhaps there is hope... even if its only a glimmer.

'I'm a PIRATE' confessions spew from OED iPhone dictionary

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WTF?

I don't get it... #2 ..

Why would anyone pay $50 for a dictionary!

Cawing retail vultures circle dying Comet, might rip some chunks off

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FAIL

No wonder they are going to the wall..

Was in there yesterday and they are having a "Clearance Sales, everything must go!"... fair enough you say..

But their definition of Clearance Sale is a 10% discount, even with that I can still buy the stuff cheaper online. They need to take a leaf from Best Buys book, when that place shut down they were offering 40-60% discount, and absolutely everything went, including the ship fittings!

Sinofsky OFFSKI: Is Windows 9 now codenamed 'Defenestrate'?

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Sinofsky is no failure.

You forgot at the bottom "this article was sponsored by Sinosky!"

Back to reality, this is a failure of biblical proportions and rather than listening to customers and IT professionals, didn't put their fingers in their ears, oh no, they put on Ear Defenders and blind folds! Completely oblivious and ignoring all the feedback.

The whole senior management should be put in ejector seats equiped with Anvils rather than parachutes!

Windows boss Steve Sinofsky exits Microsoft

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Joke

LOL ...

So the crack I stashed in his drawer and the anonymous phone call really worked!

Now I just need to find a way into Balmers office with these syringes..

VMware wants to play 'Server Tetris' in your data centre

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Trollface

Meh..

I smell BS - I bet you said the same thing when the last version of Hyper-V was released.

Can't remember where I read it, but somebody wrote "I'll only take Hyper-V seriously once I start seeing products such as Fusion-IO being actively and heavily marketed for it". And I can only agree..

Fact is 90%+ of Virtualisation implementations are VMWare, even if M$ chew into that by 10-15%, its still does very little to the current landscape.

Apple MacBook Pro 13in Retina display review

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Trollface

Its apple..

That alone is enough for me to dismiss it..

That is all!

PS down vote cause your a fanboi :D

Intel Xeon Phi battles GPUs, defends x86 in supercomputers

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Joke

Ummm

Where is the DVI output?

Intel uncloaks 'highest performance' desktop processor

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Devil

Re: might help offset heating costs in the office no?

I used to have a Dell Workstation with 2xQC Xeons and 15k SAS drives in my Bedroom... I never had to switch my heating on again!

Surface sales 'modest' so far, Ballmer modestly admits

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Facepalm

Out of stock..

My ass!

Trying to do an Apple by limiting and holding back stocks, but doing a poor job :P

Storage upstart Huawei snatches NFS filer crown

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Not bad kit..

I tested Huawei kit a couple of weeks ago, very well priced and it run really well.

Unfortunately, information about the Huawei systems is sparse and since they are still the new-kid on the block for storage, I've absolutely no indication how good their support is. So I couldn't take the gamble and ended up running with EMC (better the devil you know!).

Twitter survives election after Ruby-to-Java move

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Facepalm

As a PHP and semi-Java developer, I say..

Ruby.... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL mwahahahaha die ruby, DIE!

AMD shutters German Linux lab, gives devs the axe

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WTF?

They expect to sell their CPU's in servers..

Yet they decide to cut support for the OS that the vast majority of its CPU's will run...

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!

Classic game 'Elite' returns … on Kickstarter

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Re: I read the headline and thought...

HOLY SHIT YEAH!!

Also while your at it, time jump me to 2014 :D

I'm already drooling.

Consumer VPN service could be popular as regional paywalls go up

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WTF?

Re: Moan, moan, moan

People are not moaning about the VPN - they're moaning because this ad is disguised as NEWS!

If El Reg stated it was an ad, or even pushed as a "Hey guys, heres a service you might try for X, Y and Z reasons". Then they would be getting a pat on the back, not nagging readers... but the problem is they don't

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Mushroom

Lets do the time warp AGAIN....

How the f*ck is this news? this article stinks of "sponsored news" (aka paid advertisement).. must be the 5th or 6th occurance in the past week.

Keep this up... then watch all your long-term loyal readers gradually dwindle away.

Tiny Ubi Android machine pre-orders open

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Trollface

They are probably adding their own software stack onto this, which unfortunately does not write itself... unless your volunteering to code for free :D

HP hopes to give itself a shot in the arm with its LeftHand

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Not enough...

HP are always behind the curve on this.

I'm in the market for some new arrays, budget is not such a concern, and I've evaluated the Dell EQL, HP Left Hand and EMC VNX. We've decided to run with the VNX simple because of the functionality it offers such as the SSD Caching and Tiering.. Dell offer tiering on their high end EQL, but AFAIK HP have no such functionality for arrays in this price bracket.

Sock-wielding movie pirates go to prison

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Couple of $$$?

You've obviously not been to the cinema in a while!

Last time I went, it cost about $65 for 2 us...

Big Data lets CIOs go all CSI

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Megaphone

Quick quick... Clouds not your bag, but get a load of this Big Data...

... Bullshit!

Another overhyped fad that is being shovelled down business leaders throats.

El Reg - News might be slow, but please stop publishing these "press release" ad's, or at least create a new corner of the site, I'd personally recommend "Odds and Sods -> Drivel"

iPad Mini's quite a handful

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WTF?

Galaxy Note 2

Apple really should swallow their own medicine, cause this looks like a carbon copy of the Galaxy Note 2 to me..

Acer is the latest maker to delay plans for a Windows RT fondletop

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Agreed...

Given the current trends of Windows releases i.e. Success and Flop, Windows 9 will be f*cking awesome!

Roll on 2014!

Story gone

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Linux

Bah to El Fan Boyz

Where is the Android update??

Intel halves SSD power draw with 20nm chip shift

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WTF?

42k IOPS and 52k IOPS...

I just don't believe these types of stats anymore!

EMC tell me each SSD drive in my nice new shiny VNX 5300 does approx 3000 IOPs? How can a £150 consumer drive outperform a drive that EMC charge £1000 (guestimate) for..

World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria review

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Mushroom

Your all a bunch of junkies...

Need your MMO fix... jack up here

Tumblr and Google App Engine down as US traffic plummets

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Facepalm

Pfffttt .. should have built their Data Centre's in the UK, at least the weather is predictable...

Monday - Rain

Tuesday - Rain

....

...

Saturday - Rain..

Vaunted Windows 8 RTM updates 'actually featured from Win2000'

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Pint

Its all a ruse to prepare for the 2nd coming..

Its all a ruse so that Billy Gates can do a "Steve Jobs's" and have a 2nd coming, he'll return as the saviour of in 2014..

Looking into my Crystal ball, I see that Windows 8 is going to flop, Sinofsky will be thrown to the wolves as the architect of the failure. Ballmer will go shortly after. Billy will state "he feels people frustration and pain, and promise to fix the mistakes", Windows 9 will then be released and praised as the true successor to Windows 7 (As Windows 7 is to XP).

Huawei says US stance is 'protectionism'

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Holmes

Re: meh

There are far too many armchair critics, most of their opinions who are based upon words taken from politicians.. as we all know, a politician would never lie to protect their own interests!

Microsoft has no plans for a second Windows 7 Service Pack

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Facepalm

LOL...

Windows requires an update, 1000 updates to apply... click Here to proceed.. Time left, 15 days, 7 hours and 25 minutes!

They honestly expect companies to ditch XP when they have essentially told the "Sys Admin's" who make the decisions to go f*ck themselves... FAIL!