* Posts by Greg

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Boffins develop quantum-computer building block

Greg

Re: You butchered this story

"Okay, it's a tough topic, but it's not that tough. Why'd you need to absolutely demolish this story with your princess and the pea business?"

Uh? Are you under the impression you're on the BBC website? This is El Reg, son.

Cassini closes in on Iapetus

Greg

Wait a minute...

That's no moon!

*BOOM*

Sorry, had to be done. That really is a bit odd though.

Cursing senior plod samples electric justice

Greg

1.5 seconds, he was shocked for

Sounds to me like a lot less time than your pissed off copper would be zapping some miscreant for on the floor. We've already seen American cops zapping uni students for being naughty in the library.

Apple slashes iPhone prices

Greg

Re: "Happens all the time"

To all those who have said "but people do this all the time," yes they do. But do they do it to this extent. Don't compare it to cars unless you're going to talk about relative value. When I bought my iAudio, I paid a premium for it so I could import it before I went on holiday. When I came back, the product was on sale for a whopping....£30 less. Oh noes! Then it went down over time in small increments - £20 here, £30 there, until it ended up a lot cheaper than I paid for it. But that's the way of things - the value of a product declines with age.

What didn't happen was that I came back off holiday and iAudio had lopped £150 off the price of the machine, because that would have been just stupid, and a fairly good indication of rampant profiteering. Which is what's going on here.

Of course stuff comes down in price after it comes out. But by that much, that fast?

Microsoft spins standards defeat into victory

Greg

Translation

"it fell to Microsoft's general manger for interoperability and standards, Tim Robertson, to say through gritted teeth: "Given how encouraging today's results were, we believe that the final tally in early 2008 will result in the ratification of Open XML as an ISO standard." "

In other words, "we'll try even harder to rig the vote next time."

Top judge: put everyone in UK on the DNA database

Greg

How long have I got?

Seriously, how long have I got to get out of the country? Because I'm going. The greed, the corruption, the erosion of civil liberties, and worst of all, the apathy on the part of the general public. It sickens me. I'm off, soon as I've got the cash.

NBC to Apple: 'You're fired!'

Greg

Re: Totally Bizarre!

Errr......

Last time I checked, Supply and Demand works the other way round. Besides which, Supply and Demand doesn't really apply to a site that sells digital copies of things. You don't really have to worry about supply when you're selling copies of files, do you?

Greg

Re: How do you do that?

"Hey Cade, how can you blow Ballmer and type and at the same time?"

Wow, you really fucked up that insult, didn't you, FanBoy?

Out of interest, how does being against iTunes make him pro-Microsoft? Especially as last time I checked MS weren't really a force in this arena. (If they are and I haven't heard about it, that illustrates my point neatly.)

Or perhaps, just maybe....you're an idiot?

Acer backs Blu-ray

Greg

Oooh, pretty!

Wait...HOW MUCH???

</yorkshireman>

In all seriousness, with regards to the first comment posted, I don't think the PS3 was ever really bad value, simply down to the Blu-Ray player. It's a stinking amount for a console, but when you can buy a really powerful console and Blu-Ray player for less than the price of, I dunno, a Blu-Ray player, who's going to go for the second option? It's exactly what they did with the PS2 and its DVD capabilities, and it's exactly where Microsoft continue to miss a trick with the 360.

That said, it hasn't worked as well this time, because their new console costs twice as much as the old one. A PS3 being "good value for a Blu-Ray player" doesn't stop it being really expensive.

TorrentSpy shuts doors to America

Greg

Ha! Nicely done!

Excellent. Well, not for the people in America, but TorrentSpy's attitude is absolutely spot on. If the Americans are going to try and make them break their ethical code of conduct based on no charges, no proveable illegality - never mind the fact that America should have no jurisdiction over servers held in another country - then TorrentSpy should just tell them to get lost, and that's exactly what they've done. Got a problem? Sod off then.

Well done TorrentSpy!

BioShockers delivered from DRM hell

Greg

Why not just buy it off Steam?

Seriously?

While I do worry about how the games I own on Steam will be maintained in the long term (yes, I might want to play Prey in ten years time, which is why I have the DVD), I'd much rather buy BioShock from Steam, even at $55, than buy a DVD with that kind of crap on it.

Wait a minute....maybe that's the plan! That's genius! Evil genius, mind.

Las Vegas crooks go mad for copper

Greg

I've noticed recently

That the scrap merchants around here have started advertising on billboards and on the radio, which hasn't happened before. One near me is even getting bikini-clad babes into its posters, and running a money-based prize draw for people bringing scrap to them! I get the feeling that that's only going to encourage these arseholes to destroy infrastructure.

Reed seeks project engineer at £2k per hour

Greg

Woohoo!

I'm in Leeds. :-)

Wait, they've fixed it. Awwwwww.

Researcher crosses swords with Google over XSS 'flaw'

Greg

Sounds familiar

"On further review, it turns out that this is not a bug, but instead the expected behavior of this domain,"

...Said Microsoft.

Oh, wait....

Daytime debut for UK Xbox 360 Elite?

Greg

Typical Microsoft

Here comes The X-Box 360 Service Pack 1.

The original kit was a piece of crap that didn't have HDMI, overheated and died, etc. Here's a new version, that we'll charge you another £300+ for, that works in the way the first ruddy console should have. Only this one still doesn't have HD-DVD playback without bulky add-ons. For that, you'll have to wait for Service Pack 2.

This seems familiar...

Trevor Baylis cranks multimedia up a notch

Greg

Storage capacity?

Always an important one, I find. ;)

40 minutes play from one minute of winding? That's...damned impressive, actually. I could quite easily sit winding the crank idly while waiting for a train, and give myself an hour or so's playback. I like it.

Pirate Party invades Utah

Greg

Maddox?

Does Maddox have anything to do with this? He was banging on a while back about how Utah sucked, and as we all know, he's a badass pirate.

Greg

Whoops

Got mixed up - Maddox is from Utah, and it's Idaho that blows. So actually, there's even more chance he's involved. ;-)

PDF spam tsunami hits email inboxes

Greg

A thought..

Now, I'm no stock trader. But if you knew this was a scam (and I'm sure some people would), could you not simply join in? Buy some shares, wait for everyone else to do so, and then bail out ASAP with a potentially decent profit.

Massively immoral, I know. But would it be possible?

Broadband claims mislead on speed

Greg

Cable FTW!

This is why cable internet access kicks ass. It's supposed to be a contended service, right? Because my connection never slows down. I'm supposed to get 4Mb/s. I get....4Mb/s. Constantly. Always. (Except when NTL used to give me free upgrades to higher speeds, just for kicks.) And does it ever drop the connection? Maybe once a year.

Granted, Virgin are trying their best to ruin a god NTL service, but still, my cable line is the most rock solid net access I've ever known.

Mega-planet spotted orbiting fading star

Greg

I have a theory

""It is about 70 percent bigger than Jupiter, the Solar System’s largest planet, but less massive, making it a planet of extremely low density. Its mean density is only about 0.2 grams per cubic centimetre, or about the density of balsa wood,"

Perhaps the Magratheans are using IKEA for their new planets?

Intel revolted by its own 'insensitive and insulting' ad

Greg

Re: Nowhere to run?

Actually, if I remember Intel architecture correctly, the cores would probably end up tripping over each other trying to access a shared cache, so it's actually quite an accurate analogy. Bwhwahahaha. :-)

(OK, I know the more modern/expensive chips don't share cache between cores, but I still thought it was funny....in a nerdy way.)

Teachers vote to ban internet

Greg

Hmmm

"Parkin demanded an inquiry into the technology, pointing to a range of maladies which could be down to radio waves cooking the brains of pupils and teachers alike. These include loss of concentration, fatigue, reduced memory and headaches."

Yes, this student appears to have a severe case of teenager. Obviously brought on by evil wi-fi. But mobiles phone are alright, oh yes.

Bloody Panorama.

Firefox update fixes bug brace

Greg

Re: So easy

Read the first sentence of Stu's post here.

Then read the next two.

Hehehehehehehe.

Greg

Firefox? I'm running Minefield!

If you ever want a demonstration of how flawless Mozilla's update system is, use Minefield for a while. Every single day the browser updates itself to the latest nightly build - not had a single crap-out yet and the whole update process takes around 20 seconds.

Compare that to Microsoft!

Oh, and has been said above, I would much rather have a browser be updated every week (or even every day) with the latest flaws patched, than one updated whenever the dev team (and end user, let's not forget*) can be arsed, leaving flaws exposed for much longer. The article should be praising Mozilla for getting patches out so quickly. Nicely done, lads and lasses.

*I say this bit because a lot of the XP users I know turn off Automatic Updates straight away. No-one really trusts MS to manage their PC, especially after they labeled "Genuine Advantage" anti-piracy software as a critical update.

The terrorists I party with

Greg

*Applause*

And, indeed, polite golf claps.

Nicely done, sir.

DHS working on pocket puke-ray

Greg

What...

...not a single Minority Report reference?

Phhht.

SugarCRM trades badgeware for GPL 3

Greg

Excellent

Maybe now a group of halfway decent coders can get together and stop SugarCRM from being so crap.

Suit blows £105k in London bar

Greg

Hold up a sec...

I know that these are rip-off prices as prices go, but run this one by me again...

"including a six-litre methuselah of Cristal (£30,000), two three-litre jeroboams of the same (£9,600)"

So 6 litres of Cristal is £30 000, but two 3-litre jugs (ie, 6 litres) comes to £9600?

There's an idiot who can't count, and a bar staff who enjoy ripping people off. But then again, who in the monkey-loving feck would pay more than £50 for a bottle of ANYTHING? I might stretch to £100-£200 for a really good whisky, but we are talking amber nectar here. People with that much more money than sense deserve a good rip-off here and there.

Google in crusade against neckties

Greg

Does it matter how I look?

I've never been a tidy-looking person. In a suit, I look like a man with a head transplant. To work, I wear t-shirts (generally with something stupid on them), baggy pants and trainers, and I have a pony tail. I sit coding with my headset on, rock music playing, and my feet up on the desk. Why does th MD not give a toss? Because I get the work done, and I'm good at it. And that, if you ask me, is the right attitude to have. In my line of work, my abilities are far more important than my looks, so it's good to have a boss that shares that utilitarian perspective.

I'm quite capable of putting on a shirt when the situation demands it....but it normally doesn't demand squat. I can get the work done without a tie, thanks. Besides - my department boss is just like me!

Laser-sight gun grip targets Wii gamers

Greg

Now that's a little more like it

Much better design than the last crap that was shown. Much more natural design.

Brainless civil servant amazes doctors

Greg

Aaah, the Wasp Factory

Cracking book. Very bizarre, but there's nothing like an unstable pubescent transgender serial killer to get your juices going.

Dell parks notebook in Carphone Warehouse

Greg

Hang on a mo....

24 months @ £20 a month = £480.

Laptop = £400.

Obviously, they won't be that price for CPW, but still - how much of the profit on this broadband deal is going to be eaten up in laptops? It's not like they're going to retain many customers with their current level of amazingly crap service.

The return of the ransom-ware Trojan

Greg

re: Are the AV firms breaking the DMCA?

I think everyone in the industry would be quite happy to say "sod the DCMA" in this case. ;-)

iPhones grease eBay's quarter

Greg

Re: Not Bad

For teh last chuffin' time! eBay do NOT make those sales. They don't sell the pictures, fence the goods, or produce many of the oddities that appear on eBay. They're just a marketplace, same as my local real world market. People pay to pitch up there, so do you expect the market to hire a henchman for each and every stall? Don't be stupid.

eBay do try to regulate things but eBay holds millions upon millions of auctions at any one given time. Do YOU fancy trying to admin all those pages, smart-arse?

eBayer mails UK lad £44k

Greg

You've all missed something here

We've all missed one important question that hasn't been answered:

Who the hell pays £95 for a second hand PS2? On eBay??

Sounds like the kid already had money to chuck around.

PS3 outsold Xbox 360 2:1 in Japan

Greg

Re: Webster

Aaah, Webster. Your daily dose of pure plonker always makes me smile.

"Ya think that MAYBE the Japanese are favoring a homebrewed (Sony) product as a matter of pride, even though it is higher priced and inferior to the Foreign (US) Microsoft XBox 360 unit???"

Higher priced I can agree with. Inferior? Are you mental?

Though the rest of your post answers that second question rather nicely.

Leaked 'PSP Slim' manual reveals fresh tweaks

Greg

I take it...

...that my 3600mAh battery won't fit in this new, slimmer PSP?

Bet my grips won't fit it either.

Burned by a MacBook

Greg

Wait for it...

Wait for it....

Before the flame war starts, I personally wouldn't have touched the "agreement" for no further compensation. While I'm not the kind of person who sues for tripping up in the street, their incompetence cost you a lot of money. And I wouldn't have wanted another Mac after the experience with the first one! If the first one tried to set me on fire I wouldn't trust the second one not to. My first laptop was a Packard Bell (I know, I know!) - they were swiftly added to the list of Brands I Just Don't Buy. I know it's just me and my argumentative self, but I'd have told them to shove the Mac sideways and send me a cheque for my lost earnings.

I've heard some depressing things about Apple customer service. This hasn't helped my views, TBH. You just gave me another reason to resist the iExistence.

El Reg lobs iPhone at Genius Bar

Greg

I may have an explanation...

"But how does that explain/excuse the completely lopsided way anything is portrayed by the register when it comes to Apple?"

Some of El Reg's articles are based on the opinion of the author. That's what makes El Reg different to other sites that just pander to whatever press releases are thrown at them by Apple (*cough* BBC *splutter*) - El Reg have the balls to stand up and say "sorry, we think this is shite."

And as for giving it a 90% review, then returning it - I would refer to that as the novelty wearing off. He bought the phone to do the review, thought it was quite good, but quickly got tired of it and returned it. Makes sense to me.

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