Posts by ScientologyIsACult

Ofcom maps out what 'psychics' are allowed to do on TV

May I remind you

That Sky is at least £240 per year yet the BC has much better programming for only £145.50 per year.

It also doesn't have crappy adverts to increase that figure and radio broadcasts are included. I personally couldn't go without the radio 4 comedy broadcasts, Doctor Who, Buzzcocks, HIGNFY, Top Gear, and so many other quality programs the BBC provided and don't forget BBC news is unbiased unlike Sky 'news'.

The BBC is excellent value for money and isn't bloated, it works to a budget and its all accounted for, the Murdoch's on the other hand don't give a damn.

Parody is illegal, say barmy bureaucrats

don't forget

The Matewix, a matrix parody set mainly in Wales, and "Bawwow-in-fuwness"

Japan, Russia in plan for elephant to birth CLONE MAMMOTH

Actually....

The dodo was referred to by the Dutch sailors as walgovogel (from memory, yes i am too lazy to google the correct spelling) which translates to disgusting bird, it was actually wiped by introduced animals such as dogs, big cats etc.

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

Actually

The way i see it is that they've measured the 'cars' and their 'fuel' but the 'cars' haven't lost as much 'fuel' as expected.

Rockstar officially announces Grand Theft Auto V

What about...

.....a remake/sequel of GTA 2 for the next game, Set in the future, loads of possibilities for flying/floating cars, good choice of gangs and weapons. It'd be great, could easily parody all manner of Sci-Fi films such as blade runner, back to the future, judge dredd etc.

Woman dies of heart attack at own funeral

Reminds me.....

...Of something I heard about a few years a go, the man got up out of his coffin, screaming and wide-eyed strangled his brother then died (again) of a heart attack. Very strange.

^--Icon for obvious reasons

Oz alkie gets hammered on hospital hand sanitiser

uurgh

I remember VB, it is not a bitter, it's awful, i'd rather suck on Queen Victoria's used underwear.

Pre-release Windows 8 code hits PC makers

I Agree....

though I believe Dan Ashcroft referred to them as 'idiots' http://bit.ly/qaQJ6

Brits unleash world's hottest chilli pepper

Ah, but...

if you do it backwards, 2897 x 29 x 7 x 2 it makes a lot more sense, do it by a lage amount and the decreasingly smaller amounts. Though personally i'd do it by an even bigger factor (i.e the current record holders factor) then increase the factor by increments of 1.x.

Texan cooks up deep-fried Guinness

Actually....

milk is indeed an emulsion, blobs of fat in a liquid. but if it quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck then...

Cadbury flakes in face of Kraft bid - cuts expected

Sodding Cigarette Companies

Great the qualit is going t be that of Kraft 'Cheeses' now such as singles, dairylea etc. FFS what has the world come to, I am not happy at all.

Selfridges punts £1,800 Spanish ham

That's Cheap

good saffron's twice that price

Google releases Nexus One SDK

SDK

Software Development Kit or type 'define: SDK' into that search engine thingy, erm.......ah.....oh GOOGLE!

Excess of cola floors Oz ostrich farmer

@paul naylor

there is no sugar in diet coke at all, so describing it as sugary is just plain wrong

Which desktop Linux distribution?

Mandriva FTW

I started on mandriva 8.1 in 2001/2002 time and then moved around like some sort of distro slut.

i tried fedora, ubuntu, opensuse, dsl, puppy and gentoo (not necessarily in that order) currently i'm using mandriva 2009 and it's the best distro yet

no issues at all.

Steve Jobs is 'cancer-free'

iwonder...

what mr phreaky feels about this, personally i wish him good health

Google kills Anonymous AdSense account

only posting..

as i haven't since that debate about the asus and elonex ladies, but i thought this an ideal time to return.

El Reg decimates English language

@ easyk

a single cell = 1.5v

so all 1.5 v batteries are a single cell

Elonex £99 Eee PC rival to arrive in June

ok place your bets..

who's better elonex lady or the asus girl

i personally like the elonex lady

MS showcases Red Ring of Death Xbox 360 at expo

re: What is The Registers problem?

thou shalt never use professional journalists and the reg in the same sentence.

it's just not right