Posts by Jonathan McComb

BOFH: Join the club

What can I say....

... only that there are tears of laughter running down my face!

Another epic episode.

Greenock pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'

Gives a whole new meaning....

to getting a 'Crusty Bloomer' from TESCO's...

Hacker scalps NASA-run websites

RE: Carter Cole...

"i just peeked at screen shots it looks like it was compromised with sql injection..."

You could just have read the article y'know; "Hackers appear to have taken advantage of SQL Injection flaws and poor access controls in mounting the attack...."

Wall-punching Brit gamer foams (milk) at the mouth

Ebbeh....... *blink*

The tit in the first vid is proof why people should have to pass a psychological examination, before being allowed to have access to the big wide, unfiltered internet....

An intelligence test should be mandatory to access to a pc as well.. an IQ of 70 should keep folk like him from causing irreversible harm to others :D

Thieves target BT cables as scrap value rises

@ Richard Scratcher

BT don't need to put in any kind of alarm to alert them to nefarious happenings, they just wait for the punters to start screaming at them..

TomTom goes Jock to abuse English 'bas'

Apology before the main event

I ended up receiving the apology about an hour before the naughty email, TomTom home had an update waiting, and the map update service I had subscribed to had a brand new, shiny, non-fingerprinted map waiting to be downloaded.

Bas Boobed it seems..

Physicists fire up strontium atomic clock

@ Richard Kay

The MSF Time signal is currently broadcast from Anthorn Radio Station in Cumbria, since BT's contract to transmit it from Rugby ended in 2007.