* Posts by Lisa

4 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Feb 2008

Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger


Great Australian trouser snake?

No, he's just a tourist there so it should be Small Australian Trouser Snake.

And maybe the snake just wanted to mate and the bite just part of it's courtship. :-)

Japanese council worker in 750k smut site pornathon


I've done better!

Lol. I once worked for a small company and managed to download about 50.000 porn pages every day. Then again, my Boss approved this too, since I was working on a web spider application that was searching all over the Internet for webpages with certain keywords on their page, and for stress-testing I used words like "porn", "sex" and "Hilary Duff"...

Send your loved one's ashes to the Moon for $10k



It's not something that I'd do to my loved ones. But if I could send my hated ones to the moon... Where do I pay for that?

Pr0n baron challenges Google and Yahoo! to build better child locks



I understand why he wants this. Google and Yahoo are great tools to find free porn on the Internet and that damages his sales. Why pay for it when you can get it free elsewhere? :-)