* Posts by Dave

10 posts • joined 18 Feb 2008

HP ScanJet 3C takes lead on Bohemian Rhapsody

Dave
Unhappy

Ti99/4A

My very first foray into the world of computing was this piece of kit. With it's massive cartridge slot and only 3 cartridges in existence it was cack.

However I took comfort in having to program 14 pages of code to get a tank game that would only fire at the aliens if you solved a math problem first. Playability fail.

Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall

Dave
Stop

odfo

sigh. That is all.

Romeo 419ers take Canadian women for $300k

Dave
Stop

sigh

'It could happen to anyone'. rofl.

A fool and their money etc etc etc.

Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah set for top two spots in Christmas Day charts

Dave

erm just a thought

but shouldn't it be 'ignominious' sarah? or have I missed some adult humour...damn the xbox!

Dave
Stop

insert something of any relevance here

All things being equal who gives a fu...oh i can't be arsed.

IMDb adds full-length streaming movies

Dave
Thumb Down

piffle and tosh!

What, no Streethawk?

fail.

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

Dave
Alert

visualisation could help settle it

without playmobil we'll never have a true answer.

Windows Vista has been battered, says Wall Street fan

Dave
Coat

Charles DiBona

My god i must have slept well. I substituted Charles for Chuck and immediately thought of that russian remote controlled mp botherer. Didn't read any more after that.

Freesat launches in UK

Dave
Coat

Freesat/Freeview/Sky/VM???

Tbh with all the shite thats freely transmitted at the moment why bother with any of them. As a regular traveller to the US (work not choice) and seeing the complete and utter skipful of donkey c**k they peddle on their boxes, to see it coming to the fore over here makes me weep.

Get a library card, get a better job to buy more books, hell download books of mininova and print them...anythings better than boasting you have 5 million channels when not one of them shows anything of any worth.

[/rant]

[edit: good progs like 24 and prison break can always be downloaded or you can see the hairy geezer down the pub for a dodgy decoder card]

Armed police swoop on MP3-packing mechanic

Dave
Jobs Halo

Marketing Opportunity

Apple should be jumping all over this and releasing a police safe, blue, flashing iPlod.

/coat

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