Posts by Andrew

UK Communist website abused by Chinese hackers

Freud says...

I really hope I'm not the only one who read the subhead as 'Moist Malware Mayhem.'

Who will win the epic battle for the kitchen OS?

Wait, what?

A phone? That's it? This doesn't further my pursuit of pie in any manner, no sir, not one bit. Mine's the one with an old Powerbook G4... for the kitchen.

Microsoft arms half-wit developers with PHP handgun

Title.

He's no Otto, but he's getting better.

Governator revives anti-violent video game crusade

Again...

Video games, bad. Mindless slaughter movies, better. Pointless desert wars, featuring honest and wholesome death, best. Can we please get back to humble scientists thwarting interdimensional invasion already?

Mine's the one with the crowbar in the pocket.

Wolfram Alpha - a new kind of Fail

Ahhh...

This column always makes me feel better about myself. I did enjoy the illustrations. Windows Paint gives them a certain charm.

Banned US shock-jock demands Clinton intervention

Gob off.

This is all a bunch of publicity crap for Savage. He's drowning in "oh I'm banned pity me and shower me with advertising money" for his show. Gives him something new to hate on, too.

XSS flaws poke ridicule at entertainment industry

What? Who?

I barely made it to the end of the article. You had me at "association." Who are you and what have you done with my Reg?

PS3 players prefer gaming to bonking

This...

...had to be researched? Kind of speaks for itself, donnit?

Miracle airship tech sustained by DARPA pork trickle

COSH.

I can't decide. COSH. Can't be right. Is he a Babylon 5 fanatic, or did he just fat finger the keyboard when he's actually rolling in DOSH?

Oz woman held hostage by pugnacious porker

Kilograms?

Excuse me? Have I gotten lost and wandered into the BBC? What are these "kilograms" doing here? Bring back El Reg's standard of weights and measures!

OpenSocial, OpenID, and Google Gears: Three technologies for history's dustbin

A triumph.

Yes indeed. A triumph of style over substance.

Dell and Wal-Mart team on TV installations

barf.

I guess there are a few "upscale" 'marts around in the Dallas suburbs. One of them is dubbed by the local populace "The Gucci Walmart." I could see Dell going over well with the $60,000 millionaires in these parts.

Google out-visions Jobs on Mac roadmap

This is...

...relevant to my interests.

Photos fool cigarette age-verification software

at last.

Now I can go to Japan without fear of being harassed by those menacing youths with smokes and can be free to buy soiled panties and beer from the other vending machines.

Granite Jesus, blessed be thy gneiss

oi.

Bootnote unnecessary, but appreciated anyway. I wonder if he's had any bids from ye olde Golden Palace?

Bill Gates cried to make the world a better place

O'rly?

I noticed.

Luckily I read the attached article before making note of it. Har.

Boffins build self-replicating replicating machine

Replicants

Great. They've already duplicated our welcome party for the self-replicating machine masters.

Safari practices self-love, claims code monkey

work?

At El Reg, you can surf porn at work. See article where your dear reporter surfed porn with a city councilman. For ... research.

Part II: How a pair of American spies created the Soviet Silicon Valley

At last.

Thank you for getting 'round to posting the conclusion. Great show, and you plugged someone elses' book for a change. A kudos for you.

Why Microhoo! is like, so, totally dead

Well.

I laughed.

El Reg celebrates 10th birthday

Hooray.

Happy Birthday, El Reg.

So when do you release the official vulture central pin-up calendar?

Adobe to remove Photoshop pic pimping clause

Freetard begets Freetard

Freetard is the new "IT/Paris Hilton angle" I guess. I'm amused by the term, though. Does that make me 12? Probably so. Carry on! I drip with anticipation on what another self-righteous twit will object to.

On the open source implications of Dell's rodent abuse

indeed.

Who says geeks don't cook well?

Great show, even if it turned rather dour for a bit there. Keep 'em coming.