* Posts by Rory Webber

14 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2008

Bloke uses nail clippers to go roundhead

Rory Webber


No. No. Uh-uh. No. Nope. No.

*backs out of room*

MS teams with Facebook to eradicate Koobface worm

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Electronic Herpes

<quote> Facebook outbreaks have occurred in August, December, and March, periodically though not particularly seriously - something like the electronic equivalent of herpes. </quote>

Facebook's a slut.

Man accused of trying to kill girlfriend with WiiMote

Rory Webber


Didn't she just hit him with the nunchuck?

Coat, door.......

Germany announces ITER fusion-reactor supercomputer

Rory Webber


So they're designing the supercomputer now, for a facility that won't be opening until 2018?

Surely they could wait another 5 years, then spec something from the technology of the day? Imagine how much more powerful (and less power-consuming) a supercomputer designed then could be.

Would be ljke running a current facility with a load of Pentium 2s.

MS patch Tuesday includes fix for seven-year old itch

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RE: Windows Update cripples Windows XP

AC - that wasn't a Windows Update, it was an update from AVG Antivirus.

Windows Update is safe to use. If you have AVG Antivirus installed then you could get the problem when that updates.

Paris ups sticks to London

Rory Webber

RE: 'I'm much happier here', coos talented heiress

Surely it's the 'talented' part that invalidates the title?

Boy band sings praises of Windows 7

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I hope that isn't ALL Windows.....

Nuns face off in online beauty contest

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Paris Hilton

The story I REALLY want to see.....

'Nuns off face in online beauty contest'

Paris, nuns habit, go figure.

Attack of the Italian space pod parachute babes

Rory Webber
Paris Hilton


You come here to make a perfectly good SPERM joke, and half a dozen buggers have already thought of it before you.

Hopefully the astronauts won't suffer from premature ejection when they come to actually use this. The shield will have to be strong too, to deal with a hard, fast re-entry.

Paris, because I'm sure that within 24 hours of aliens landing on our planet, there'll be a DVD released of her looking bored while banging one of them....

Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!

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That's a whole lot of want right there.

And I don't even own a car.....

Firefox 3 Download Day falls flat on face

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Site down?

Well I'm trying to access the download site at the moment, and I'm getting nada. Zip.

Although that could just be my location. I'm pretty sure they still use a couple of cups tied with string for telephones over here sometimes......

US woman spends two years on boyfriend's toilet

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Is she a bit 'loo-ny'?

Sorry, best I can do on a Thursday afternoon.

Oz teen elephant pregnancy sparks protests

Rory Webber

Hang on, hang on....

One of the elephants was called Porntip??

Suicidal moose descends on Alaska

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That 'moose't have been a bit of a shock!

Mine's the fur one with the antlers......