* Posts by Kris Kirkbride

7 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

Everything Everywhere's 4G: Why I'm sitting this one out

Kris Kirkbride
Mushroom

Oh Emm Gee

HOW fast will Facebook load on 4G?

That covers the question 98% of the UK would ask.

Apple admits iPhone 3GS in short supply

Kris Kirkbride
Paris Hilton

Screen FAIL

Managed to blag a 32GB model when my 16GB model's touchscreen failed.

A few have had problemos...

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2050675&start=0&tstart=0

NHS patient database goes titsup

Kris Kirkbride
Paris Hilton

Oh dear...

Epic FAIL.

Perhaps what they need is some more money....yes, give them more tax-payers money.....

'Piss up' and 'brewery' spring to mind.

Paris cos even she could arrange aforementioned drinks.

NHS told to prepare to ditch care records

Kris Kirkbride
IT Angle

Just Facebook it ALL.

It's simple.

I can solve this for just a token million pound payment (whicih ill spend on a house in the sun)

1) Sign the entire UK upto Facebook.

2) Add all your details into your account.

3) If you need a hospital/GP/dental appointment, add the hopital/surgery as a friend. If they have space, they'll allow you and you can book an apointment via their 'events' tab. If not, tough, try another surgery/hopital/dental surgery.

4) Add your doctor/dentist/GP as your friend (make sure only friends can see your details/medical ailments)

5) When you visit hospital, add the nurse and receptionist that attend to you as a friend so they can see your details too.

6) Allow them to leave comments on your 'wall' detailing diagnosis and prescriptions.

7) Add your pharmacist as a friend to prescribe the drugs.

PROBLEM SOLVED.... IT TOOK ME 2 MINUTES...

Govt persuades two people to share worst job in IT

Kris Kirkbride
Paris Hilton

Talk about a real life 10 year long Chuckle Brothers episode

Honestly.

Paris could've done a better job.

Hawkeye technology turns tennis into a cartoon

Kris Kirkbride
Thumb Down

Get it on BBC3 or something

Boring, boring, boring.

A bunch of toffs and people who think they're middle-class watching tennis for 2 weeks a year and having NO interest in it the rest of the year.

Add to that the self-righteous Jingoistic vomitfest and its TV ruined for a fortnight.

Still i suppose it *beats* the Beebs endless crappy crime/period dramas.....

WEP key wireless cracking made easy

Kris Kirkbride

MILES easier...

...to break into the house containing the router and with a pen, copy the WEP key off of the router/modem's barcode onto your hand, hey presto, free broadband in under 15minutes.

;)