Posts by kain preacher

Dead FalconStor CEO 'was set to plead guilty'

@Distract Attorney

I know what DA is but thats not the context they used it in. IF the meant New York county DA they would of said so since they all ready mentioned New York county DA.

"Both the SEC and the US DA's "

"US DA's Office and the SEC. "

US DA office ? ? Dept of Agriculture ? oh you mean the USAG office

OnStar backs down over GPS tracking of ex-customers

Former customers

Excuse me for thinking this is illegal. These are former clients which you no longer have a relationship with . They are no longer using your service so why is it legal for you to even interact with their onstar unit. I would think that would constitute unauthorized access to a computer device .

Apple loses bid to trademark 'multi-touch'

@CD001

I have 250 page book that describes normal sex .

@common sense

Not really, more of apple was incredible dumb. It's like trade marking the phrase car keys, plug n play or normal sex.

Should your system offer Mr, Ms ... and Mx?

Yes

Cause I've seen people with good credit scores drop after name change. I've also seen some with bad scores increase some. What happens is the systems is like I've never seen this name with this SS# before , it gets even more confused when you change the name and the DL#

Red Hat engineer renews attack on Windows 8-certified secure boot

One question

Has any one here seen a UEFI mother board for an AMD cpu ? So if this goes through like most of you folks think it will it would kill AMD. That would trigger and ant trust action against intel, MS and the MB manufactures/ I know you folks want to believe the worst about MS . That MS has to be evil or it shatters your world view. But stop and think about a few things first. If it goes down like that you will have series of anti trust actions like you have never seen before .

Xbox Live patrols hit by ugly SWAT attacks

Your assuming that it will be on the Internet. Unless it's reported in a major news paper it wont . AS far as a local news paper , well you are lucky to get 5 lines of real news in the US. None of the major news paper in my area have reporting section for arrests. Oh in the US a standard background check is done by searching court records. No rumors allowed. an Arrest may or may not show up on a standard criminal back ground check .

@David D. Hagood

But the cost is not small.

If you do less than five years in prison , in the US you can get it expunged.

New law

I'm not for running off and creating laws for every single problem, but do belie that a law is need for this . In some states you can get as little as 5 years for this. I say make it a federal and state crime. Some things in life should follow you for life .

Mac malware uses Windows-style PDF camouflage ruse

I still belive

That the first major virus to screw over major swaths of linux and Mac computers will be due to an adobe product .

HP expected to hand Whitman full fat CEO role

I'm waiting for bill and dave to crawl out their graves and night of the living dead on the board .

Cyberspy attacks targeting Russians traced back to UK and US

It's a mistake. It must be from China. America would never do any thing like that. The UK would only do some thing like that if America ordered it. Yep it's the Israelis .

Assange™ pens world's first unauthorised autobiography

I have a friend that says this is nothing more than a smear campaign by the CIA.That the book is full of lies. If they real wanted him there are better ways to frame him up. Accuse him of forcible rape . Dead hooker in the hotel room.(perhaps a good lawyer might get him out of the). Accuse him of possession of child porn( the whole there is no smoke with out fire thing.) No I think if the CIA were going to set him up they would place a fuckton of heroin in his car . Then they can claim the wiki is funded by drug money. Oh and since the taliban sells heroin , Jules and wiki supports terrorism .

You took payment so shut up, unless you can give4 it all back at once .

DfE probed over Gmail use for official business

Whats the big deal

Gmail will make the e-mails available to the government for free. Then the gov will make the emails available to any one the wants them. The gov will be so nice has to hand you these email to you on paper only. All for the low low price of 30p per word. Oh oh I left out that since the gov is going green they will print it using 3 point font to save paper.

Hey wait why are you laughing at me ? I can see Russia from my back yard .

Big Apple fake Apple stores agree to rat out suppliers

They did it once in SF. Came in a searched some one's home .

Hunt: Online file-sharing is a 'direct assault on freedoms'

Umm

Then you are saying theft of service does not exist ? What do you call it when you take a cab ride and not pay for it ? What do you call it when you take cable with out paying for it ? What do you call taking Internet service that you did not pay for (using a cloned cable modem)?

After hack nightmare, Sony bars lawsuits with new TOS

It's legal

It is legal in the California. You can thank the health insurance for that one . All heath insurance have a clause that says you must go to arbitration first .

LightSquared offers low-power olive branch to GPS

@Garry

Sadly I fear the answer is getting their data .

Glow-in-the-dark kittens to help produce cure for AIDS

glow in the dark sex

Read the article again. The people that glow won't get sick , it does not mean that wont have the disease .

Guardian pratfall swaps homepage for US insurance firm

Liquid lunch

I'm wondering if the chap that made this typo drank his lunch. Even drunk co.uk does not look like .com to me.

Driver San Francisco

Streets of SF

Ok so ware is the crazy drivers? the cabbies that dont give damn? The folks running lights? The cops driving the wrong way and not giving a damn ? Ooh and were is the critical mass holes? Can I get extra points for running them down ?

Sun rises over .xxx smut domain

Hmm

Can I register gov.co.uk.xxx

End of UK local dialling in sight as numbers run out

Confusion

You think thats bad . Here were I live some times I have to add a 1 to the area code IE 1-510-xxxx . Some times I don't . If I'm lucky I'll here it is not necessary to dial 1 for this number , other times the call gets misdirected.

New trojan masquerades as Microsoft enforcement-ware

Hmm

So the fact that some one downloads some thing from the that trashes their computer means windows is not fit ?

Domino's to serve pizzas on the Moon, apparently

Little Caesars

You folks must not have Little Caesars over there . It makes Domino's look high end food .

Telstra hauls in wholesale IPv6

Comcast

The problem is you dont have home routers that do IP6. Now if you connected directly to the modem you get an IP6. Now I found out that unless you DNS is on google's white list they won't serve up ip6 pages for their apps .

Spamhaus victorious after 5-year fight with mass mailer

few things

Not all judges in the US are elected in the US.It's usually the head judge thats elected. Look a the size of America. 431 judges in places like LA county If every judge was elected we would all ways have elections At the federal level they are appointed not elected . I'm tired of reading BS of saying that of course they lost, they were foreign company . They lost cause they they pulled out , No precedent set here. It was a forfeit. You walk out you lose .

Space junk at 'tipping point', now getting worse on its own

Glue balls

Just launch a few 1000's glues balls into space . Make sure the core is comprised of thermite, oxidizers and solid ox. When the balls gets full blast them with a 750 Tera watt laser . With a bunch of mini suns you can burn every thing up. No I'm not drunc bno I'm not boozed up.

Rick Perry for prez. Runs from the Dr.s it white lab coats.

Judge kneecaps Oracle's $1.3bn triumph over SAP

@Peter Mc Aulay

I don't know were you get your definition from, but theft as defined in California (which is were the trials took place) and most of the US theft is defined as taking some thing that is not yours. Nothing about depriving . Simply taking some thing you are not allowed to take or using some thing you are not allowed to take .

AT&T merger with T-mobile countdown restarted

The DOJ says

No. The DOJ is now suing to stop it ,

Couple can sue service that monitored their net sex

Well good thing

Well good thing you are not the judge. You have to knowing be in possession of stolen goods. Here is a real world example . People have unwittingly bought a stolen car from car dealerships. If they hand you the title of that car would you expect it to be stolen ? Would you toss that person in Jail ?

Greyhound spatters Nashville with semen

LN2

Can and is transported by rail in the US .

Paintball round pops Bulgarian airbag

TO the pic crowd

Why on earth would you want too see pics of a bruised and ruptured breast ?

Gov outlines Criminal Records Bureau successor

Made in USA

Brig it over here . The US needs the jobs. And if you ask nicely I promise my gov won't take control of the data . Yep they will nicely tell you brits after the fact, only if they get caught .

Microsoft unveils file-move changes in Windows 8

Ztree

its a free version and it works with win 7

'Apple is not going to change,' new boss says

Job center ?

This is California. You half some half ass place thats run by contractors that are 30 seconds from being unemployed them selfs .

Vandal posts official's nude pic to protest cell shutdown

Ok one question

BART asked the cellphone companies to put the the cell phone equipment in certain stations. If they asked that they remove the equipment permanently would you folks be upset .

For the folks that said t hat this endangers lives um there are BART stations that cell phones don't work work why are you not complaining about that . It's not like they stopped cell phone service to the general public. Oh by the way BART asked the cell phone companies could of said no .

Nuke plant shut down after US earthquake

Prepare to laugh

I've worked at 2 places that did just that . One was ATT in San Ramon .

Chic USB drive leads double life as personal vibrator

Walks in

Hey guys whats going on? WTF? Slowly walks out of the rum and then runs.

IT admin cops to crippling ex-employer's network

Close but no cigar

Next time grab a prepaid credit card .

US breakthrough in Oz bomb hoax case

Unscheduled stops

Beware of Unscheduled stops on a certain tropical island. His US citizenship won't mean a thing .

Hmm

Whats Australian for fucked proper mate ?

PETA to launch .xxx smut site 'to help animals'

Hmmm

Would this fall under extreme porn laws ? Going to peta for porn is bit disturbing.

Innocent passengers targeted to protest subway agency

Um

Few things. these protesters goals was to disrupt BART service . Thats no exactly a peaceful protest . There are phones in the BART system for emergencies only and there are pay phones .

@Norfolk 'n' Goode

No cause some assholes right to see their Dr is more important. I've taken BART to go to Kaiser before . But you are right it's more important for these folks to shut BART down then it is for me to see my Dr.

Firefox 6 silently released ahead of official unwrap date

Bah

Most 'users' don't understand Multiple decimal points and they should not be used by anything Non SysAdmin/Programer only!

Real men do. I'm using FF 6.0.1.2

Police kill mobile phone service to squelch protest

@@paul

BART has phones that are just for emergencies.

Man admits to running $800,000 carder ring

Few things

I do believe that if CNP came to the US they would use the cheapest crappiest method to implement it as it would cause havoc. IE NFC on credit cards. In other countries they use a different CC number for the NFC transaction.That way if they do clone the NFC number it has to be used in person at a place that takes NFC as payment. Nope not here they use the same number so I can clone the damn card with it leaving your wallet .