Posts by kain preacher

Possessed baby monitor shouts obscenities at Texas tot

Re: British or European

Look at supernatural . The horseman of death is English, the king of hell is Scottish and it was two Americans that destroyed heaven.

Re: British or European

check this out.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/08/baby-monitor-hacking-alarms-houston-parents/

Xerox admits there's no fix yet for number-fudging copiers

Re: For a faster fix...

What do you want to bet they have error controls in place to prevent that? Like being able to access the copier via phone line. Trey advertise a line of copiers that can self call a tech to fix an issue. If it can call out it can transmit the page count, your bill, to a high quality printer. When the tech comes out to fixes the machine they often print out a page count and other stats from the copier directly. Want to bet that gets printed out in the best quality?

Joke

It's like this joke some once sent me. This young monk was sent to this monastery. All thy did was make copys of of the holy texts. The young monk noticed that they were working of copies of copies. He ask the senior monk what happens if some gets it wrong? Won't the error be duplicated. The senior monk don't worry it never happens., but to placate the young monk the senior monk went into the archives to check the original. The senior monks said they left out the R they left out the f'n r. " each day we shall be happy and celibrate" became "each day we shall be happy and celibate "

Android detective explains Bitcoin borkage breadcrumbs

Re: Random numbers

Fine have them tilt it 5 times. Plus You would use other sensors. No one sensor would give you the number.

Re: Random numbers

You mine like combining the motion, light and temp sensor with time and date . Literally just shake your phone to get an secure rnd. Then and all of the other senor. Wouldn't that count as a true rnd ?

Larry Ellison: Google is ABSOLUTELY EVIL, but NSA is ESSENTIAL

Last time I saw an interview with Larry he came off like he was medicated. No I don't mean weed I mean like Xanax, zoloft, seroquel, haldon. He said that he is a lot calmer now. Not as angry like he use to me.

Magnets too slow for disk writes? Use lasers

Re: LASER not laser

That could wind up being the same thing.

They don't recognise us as HUMAN: Disability groups want CAPTCHAs killed

CAPTCHA hell.

I've had captacha ask me to enter H20 in sub script, put the word upside down and backwards and foreign letters. stuff like ᴐᴑᴐᴑᴐ ᶥᶭ ᶥΦ. How is the average person type that in ?

Notorious Mexican drug kingpin nabbed thanks to drones and spyware

Re: Hang on

Outside the USA the DEA act a lot like the NSA/CIA. Only difference is 2. CIA/NSA do no arrest people, and when the kill they try not to have it linked back them.

E-reader barons file FCC plea to opt out of disabled-friendly regs

You know as a person with disabilities how come no one ever asks me? I only disclose my disability if it affects me from doing some thing other than that I don;t let it define me. I have issues with colors and light sensitivity. That's my issues. I look at like this if you have a problem with me that;s your problem don't try and make it mine. My problems are mine and I'm not trying to make it pother folks problems.

KingSpec's 2TB Multicore PCI-E SSD whopper vs the rest

Re: Real World Priorities

A crap corporate network share or Share point. take your pick.

US feds: 'Let's make streaming copyrighted content a FELONY'

Re: Bonkers

In the US being convicted of felonies mean you lose the right to vote and own guns.misdemeanor means less then a year in jail and fines not to exceed $2500. Felony convictions can bar you from entering certain countries. Misdemeanor are easy to expunge and not show up on criminal back ground check. In some states in the US employees are bared from asking about misdemeanor convictions. Unless its , DUI, Drug related, guns or domestic violence.

SAP boss cops jail time plea after Lego barcode bust

If he is Married

I want to hear how he explained this to his wife. Um hun I have some bad news to tell you. You mean other than these cops in our home? Yeah about that we are going to have to move I lost my job and no one is going to hire me.

Re: Idiot of The Month Award

Well no beer for him. No booze when you are on parole.

Re: Burden of Proof

Actually in California there is restitution that is automatic with these types of crimes. Steal a $15 item and you pay up to $500 in restitution .

IBM CIO's Great Refresh: No, Sales Guy, you can't JUST use DropBox

Re: How do I think you're wrong?

I have both and win8 does boot up faster.

Lost phone? Google's got an app for that, coming this month

Re: All I wish...

Dish network did something about it on their remotes. Push lost remote button on the front and the remote beeps and lights up.

Happy 20th birthday, Windows NT 3.1: Microsoft's server outrider

Re: Security

So you never tried adding your self to the power user group ?

Texas students hijack superyacht with GPS-spoofing luggage

Who says that the TSA would know what they are looking at ? Either checked it or they could just lie. If you never seen the equipment before why would just assume it was GPS jamming kit other than some electronics. He could just say I'm with the University of Texas and this is research equipment.

Sammy had Sweet Fanny Adams to do with Swiss Fanny madam's blast

Re: So...

I have two samsung phones. Nether have a hologram on the battery.

Five charged as Feds bust largest credit-card hack in history

Re: Valuable Europeans?

Right now three are 4 copies that do chip and In the US. In the last six months I've noticed that major retails in the US have readers that do chip and pin.

For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the COUNTRY if you want to live

Re: Emergency services?

What I have witness is fire trucks getting lost in the country side. Never seen that happen in the city.

Feeling HORNY? RHINOCEROS INCEST project underway at Cincinnati Zoo

Oddd

I put RHINOCEROS INCEST in google pics and got picture of the tartis

Texas school strikes devil's bargain, drops RFID student tracking

The supreme court has ruled that students have limited rights on school grounds. Yes you can force the kids to wear uniforms.

I guess I forgot to use the sarcasm tag.

I have great but cheap way to track the students. Make them all wear uniforms. To make sure these kids are the right kids make them wear a neckless with their student ID. To make it easier track the kids on camera , put there student ID on the uniforms. Then have hall monitors checks the student IDs .The student IDs would be used to to clock them in and out. Oh and to make it easier to see if some is leaving the grounds before they should out a giant P I mean S on the back of the uniforms. Dont forget the random locker checks.

How do you drive a supercomputer round a Formula 1 track?

You do know that since the mid 80's cars are measured in liters in the US? My last car was 3,8l

Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

Eehh

What's a few innocents in the meat grinder. I'm sure they were guilty of some think, Yes this is sarcasm.

Think of the kids = BS argument or the person saying it should be put on pedo watch.

Paypal makes man 1000x as rich as the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

Re: (I didn't bring up basketball as it's canadian)

Looks hockey. Um I think so.

Re: Are you telling me...

"That's a bit rich from a country who host their own "world tournaments" for games that no other countries play."

Wow I did not know that Toronto is in the US.

toronto blue jays win world series in 1992

Lasers to carry 622 Mbps Earth-Moon link

You know I look at that first pic and I think steam punk.

Windows kernel bug-squish, IE update star in July Patch Tuesday

Re: @JDX Boring without Eadon

Eadon has been at it so long I did not think you could piss some off at El Reg the way he did. Nuked every post he made. And it was not Trevor that did it.

Schwarzenegger says 'I'll be back' for Terminator 5 reboot

Hmmm

So no mention of highlander II.

well

They are making robocop 4. Samuel Jackosn is it,

Samsung Galaxy S3 explodes, turns young woman into 'burnt pig'

Close enough that most people would not get the distinction in America.

How cute PJI you must be one of those brits that think all Americans are dumb while assume slang in the UK means the same in the US. Every hear of fannie mae. Most American would associate the word Fanny with the people that help screw over the economy by encouraging bad loans.

It would be more likely that LarsG is from the UK and not America as Fanny just does not mean the same thing in America.

Win 8 man Sinofsky's 'retirement' deal: $14m shares, oath of silence

Re: Eadon hols?

He took one to many shots at calling el reg writers MS shills.

Sounds like some one knows were the bodies are berried and was paid to keep quiet.

HP confirms it's back in the smartphone business

The new phone is going be called the phone bone. since they like screwing people over.

US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

Re: Um

I take mine with my morning cup of coffee.,

Here they give you adderal for adhd. which is amphetamine aspartate; amphetamine sulfate; dextroamphetamine saccharate; dextroamphetamine sulfate.

Re: This is "Amerika" not Amsterdam!

Nope MSO4 - Morphine Sulphate .

Um

Clonazepam is the generic for Klonopin. Same drug.

Blind activist Chen given spyware-laden iPad and iPhone

Re: So who? Chinese? USA?

NSA is headed by the military. I suspect inter agency rivalry .

Microsoft's canceled 'Project Brazil' took aim at Amazon, eBay

To bad

I'm not exactly a fan of MS, but they are one of the few folks that could challenge ebay.

I told you I'd be back: Arnie set for another career revival

Re: To be fair,

HEY want there to be a pulto nash part 3

Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

Re: It just costs money

Actually it's because higher frequency cpu is more error prone when cosmic radiation hits it .

SCO vs. IBM battle resumes over ownership of Unix

Not in the US

At least in my states there are time limits to bring civil cases. There are time limits to file and respond to civil cases.

Ok what just happened to the statues of limitations ? How they hell can you just put a law suit on hold ?