* Posts by kain preacher

3832 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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I had to wait for her to hang up. You hang up on a customer and you get fired.

She refused to accept that the physical line had to be repaired as I saw that she called in 3 more times that day. You get a little nasty note when you get a repeat call with in a week.

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This one that too me a bit to get. There are people out there that need reading glasses but are to vain to get them. So they set the resolution to 600x800. Great the can read it but stuff is off the screen. So when you ask them to click on some thing it's not there. Since you are looking at the screen in normal resolution it does not occur to you to ask the user to scroll. The user is pissed at you cause there is nothing for them to click on.

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My favorite. This lady calls up and says her DSL is not working. I asked her the usual stuff. Then I ask her does she have dial tone. she said no. I ask her is there any construction going on she said yes. they are digging up the street.It's not uncommon for some ass hole to just dig and hit phone and cable lines. I told her she would have call the pone company so that they can repair the line. She said no I want my DSL fixed now.

Hyperloop One settles hangman lawsuit

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Um well not in America. Here in the states we do things differently. Just like Charlie could be a boy or a girl. Male , female names nah, we do what ever we want.

TalkTalk teen hacker pleads guilty as firm reveals £22m profit jump

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Just make the kid an intern for linus for 24 months.

Red squirrels! Adorable, right? Wrong – they're riddled with leprosy

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Re: Puns?

squirrels run this site that's why no puns.

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But California squirrels are sexy.

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Acutely were I live fox squirrels are the most common then red then grey but this this is California.

Silicon Valley VCs: We're gonna make California great again – on its own

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Why does most of the produce I get in Alabama says from California ? Yes California can support it self agriculturally. California gives more to the federal gov then it gets back.

Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

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Re: Not me, but a colleague ..

why am I picturing the the TV show abfab ? was her name Edina ?

Japanese cops arrest serial 'foot licker'

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Re: "When she sat down, however, Nishiyama sprung at her right ankle"

japan has 120v @ 50/60hz just to mess with you.

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If this happened in London I 'd be surprise . If this happened in the state a Florida I just be shocked that the guy did not got shot, not that it happened. If it happened in NYC I would expect the foot licker to be missing some teeth and some stab wounds.

VW Dieselgate engineer sings like a canary: Entire design team was in on it – not just a few bad apples, allegedly

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Re: Everything has a wire somewhere

Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, transmits or causes to be transmitted by means of wire, radio, or television communication

there you go wireless fraud.

Fire alarm sparked data centre meltdown emergency

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yep sound like either to much current or voltage was going through. Next time it might fry the entire panel causing a fire with no working alarm system.

El Paso city bungs $3.2m to email crooks pretending to be bosses

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Re: Specify financials in the contract

AND deny the PHB the power they cray? You must be nuts

Ubuntu Core Snaps door shut on Linux's new Dirty COWs

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Re: When did Linux start becoming like Windows?

I've seen that as an issue on windows and linux. Your third party vend picks up their tools and leave. Now what. Lets say it's open source. Now you can hire some to work it. Problem is they find out the last two versions were shit and have to start from beginning. At that point you are not commissioning a rewrite but writing the program from the ground up. Now do you fix it, hire some to write custom software which over the years get fucked up or do you move on to a new program.

Judge nailed for trying to bribe Fed with fizzy water (aka Bud Light)

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Re: A circular arguement

I very rarely see people drinking fosters here in the states. In fact have not seen a fosters ad in ages.

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His mistake was he should o given him fosters. J/K

PS I've had a few beers from Africa that make bud seem like nectar from the gods. Imagine pouring bud on week old coffee grounds. Then add vinegar.

Google man drags Emacs into the 1990s

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i meant 2016

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I'm I crazy? Imagine emacs merged with office 1016. Emacs with the ribbon.

Trick not treat: 123 Reg down on Halloween, DNS borked by DDoS

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Re: Really?

the can but the chose not to.

Just one example.

fail2ban scans log files (e.g. /var/log/apache/error_log) and bans IPs that show the malicious signs -- too many password failures, seeking for exploits, etc. Generally Fail2Ban is then used to update firewall rules to reject the IP addresses for a specified amount of time, although any arbitrary other action (e.g. sending an email) could also be configured. Out of the box Fail2Ban comes with filters for various services (apache, courier, ssh, etc).

Fail2Ban is able to reduce the rate of incorrect authentications attempts however it cannot eliminate the risk that weak authentication presents. Configure services to use only two factor or public/private authentication mechanisms if you really want to protect services.

EU ruling restricts rights to resell back-up copies of software where originals are damaged, destroyed or lost

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Re: Um?

It's call a mechanical license, Only certain people are allowed to reproduce physical medium and they get a c ut. some people say they are the true owners.

Is Google using YouTube to put one over on Samsung?

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Re: Samsung USA started this off

Have you ever seen a DMCA take down notice. all parties involve must be listed. It's like getting served for a law suit.

Tax-swerving IT director disqualified for 8 years

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his sin was not paying taxes.

GlobalSign screw-up cancels top websites' HTTPS certificates

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Like bro I'm sorry. lets go out for some beers.

Globalsign.

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Wkki works here

Astronauts on long-haul space flights risk getting 'space brains'

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Re: @kain .... Not sure if serious...

Yes I do and it would her, yet trump supporters are say that's not a crime. That's locker room talk all men do it. Not All men talk about sexually assaulting and forcing them self on women. In fact i've yet to find one that does.

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Re: Not sure if serious...

I thought it was obvious sarcasm. Be it's true us yanks don't do sarcasm.

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I just don't get why folks at el reg Don;t like trump. trump is what the world needs. Trump represents what is best about America. Just Like Boris Johnson represents the best of the UK. Wait trump and Johnson. they would be the perfect ticket in the US. Trump and Johnson. Grab the world by the pussy.

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

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Re: El Reg

Wait if this applies to el reg a crap load of people will need lawyers.

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I could see if you set a fake face book page with the person picture as defamation, but just regular old trolls nope. If I say go kill your self that should not land me in hot water.

Facebook pays, er, nope, gets £11m credit from UK taxman HMRC...

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How about tax them on income not profit.

Don't panic, but a 'computer error' cut the brakes on a San Francisco bus this week

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only the news calls it SFMTA. First time I heard some say SFMTA I was like the hell are they talking about. It's like some one saying Bay Area Rapid Transit instead of BART.

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Re: Emergency brake controlled by a computer!!!

thyristor was bart. this was computer error.

You're fired (into space)! Trump tops Martian ejaculation poll

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no Marv would try and blow the earth up.

AT&T pilots dedicated IoT mobile network

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Means not using yahoo for the email hosting company.

Probe cops' Stingray phone masts, senators tell US comms watchdog

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Re: No fixed residence

So you have never heard of life line then? The Mobiles are an extension of life line. Your entire comment is bull shit. How many people do you know have a land line? Most people I know don't and they are not poor.

https://www.fcc.gov/general/lifeline-program-low-income-consumers

Oojh look they do sponsor land lines and look even internet.

No surprise: Microsoft seeks Windows Update boss with 'ability to reduce chaos, stress'

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Re: Windows Update: Clunky bag of nails, needs new hammer.

makes sure he brings clippy.

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Re: Windows Update: Clunky bag of nails, needs new hammer.

Switches to BSD.

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Actually I meant demon but after I typed it daemon sounded funnier .

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Re: Windows Update: Clunky bag of nails, needs new hammer.

I'm almost sure making a ven diagram of windows patches would open direct portal to hell.

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Why don't they just summon a daemon?

CEO of shady ad site Backpage and owners arrested on human trafficking suspicions

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Craigs list got rid of the adult ads not because they thought they were wrong but because the feds and State AG were going to make there life hell.

Killer Hurricane Matthew threatens to wreck Kennedy Space Center

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Re: This commander-in-chief is boss

That frees up federal money to help folks rebuild/ I bet you knew that as you were on your way to bash Obama and Hillary.

Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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In the beginning window users had a choice.

Tokyo man arrested for selling jailbroken iPhones

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japan has way different laws then the UK and US. In Japan it's illegal to rent video games with out permission from the game console owner thanks to Nintendo .

But is it safe? Uncork a bottle of vintage open-source FUD

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Re: The final E in EEE

That assumes they are willing to pay for competent coders and not out source to some half ass group. Lets face it. on of the biggest reason why people use closed source over open source is they do not want to deal with programmers. Let some else pay for code monkeys.

City of Detroit's IT boss took payola from tech suppliers, now faces jail

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Re: It's the way of the world

Oh they can come back with some thing called asset forfeiture. That's when they take every thing you own and it's up to you to prove you earned it legitimately. See a fine can be appealed and is not due till the final verdict is in. With asset forfeiture the states keeps unless you win.

R2D2 delivery robots to scurry through the streets of San Francisco

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After my 3 glass of whiskey, that sentence looked ok.

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Ok what happens if this thing goes down hill and lose control. A1-3 kilogram object hitting your ankle at speed and do some real damage. I cant think of his name but there was an actor that tripped on the side walk in LA. he cracked his skull and was in a comma for some time.