Posts by John Hawkins

Nuclear reactors smaller than a semi truck to be tested in Idaho

Re: Still too big

The walnut sized reactors mentioned in Asimov's Foundation series spring to mind here - "Go big small or go home".

AWS forms EU-based cloud unit as customers fret about Trump 2.0

Guess he meant the Sons of Liberty who would be definitely be locked up as terrorists by the present administration. I'm pretty sure that Paul Revere would have been shot also, for running away from the authorities.

2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies

Re: Interesting

Younger people have lived a good part of their lives online and for them an online community is probably natural, while people in upper management belong to an earlier generation and can't get their heads around the concept.

When the next pandemic turns up - I believe there are serious efforts being made in the USA at the moment to allow a new dangerous virus to evolve - we'll be back working from home again anyway, so allowing WFH should be seen as precautionary rather than a privilege.

Microsoft: So what if it costs 4X as much to run Windows Server in AWS, Alibaba, and Google?

They do have a point

Much as I dislike Microsoft's business methods and software, isn't this an effect of companies and organisations locking themselves into the Microsoft ecosystem rather than anything Microsoft are to blame for? Companies might not have had a lot of choice of course if they using software that requires Microsoft somewhere in the stack, but ultimately it's their decision and they own the consequences.

Not that I've ever seen 'Microsoft software' as a bullet point on any project risk assessment, but I expect I'm not the only one who regards Microsoft as a potential risk.

So … Russia no longer a cyber threat to America?

Then there's always that recording with Trump's voice saying "don't bother with the vaseline Vlad; I like the feel of a real man..."

Membership of New Zealand’s domain registry suddenly triples, which isn't entirely welcome

Re: "a person of Māori descent"

Haha - the good old negative "too difficult and too complicated and it's bound to fail and we can't do that here" kiwi attitude - one of the reasons I'm never going to move back to the country.

Edmund Hilary and Bill Hamilton, to name a couple of kiwi blokes who gave things a go in the past, must be spinning in their graves.

IBM likes Hashicorp, finally puts a $6.4B ring on it

Re: Good news

Terraform is a bit hacky and pretty weird to code, but after using it for a few months I've found it surprisingly useful and relatively light weight compared to e.g. Crossplane which I have used in the past.

I don't trust IBM though - Oracle and Java spring to mind here - so I hope OpenTofu succeeds (I also hope they change to a better name; 'OpenTofu' is sounds like something a committee would come up with).

Tesla sales crash in Europe, UK. We can only wonder why

No new car models is the problem

Apparently there will be a new model released later this year - the Tesla 88

Europe signs off on €10.6B IRIS² satellite broadband deal

Lots of people in Europe and elsewhere seem to think that they can rely on the yanks to save them, but said yanks weren't very keen on helping in 1914 or in 1939 or so - 'America First' - so nothing new there.

You got to own your own protection.

Linus Torvalds: 90% of AI marketing is hype

Re: It seems to be good for generating porn

You're asking for a friend I presume?

WHO-backed meta-study finds no evidence that cellphone radiation causes brain cancer

Re: Time to take off the tin foil hat

Pastafarian prayer group?

Magnetic personalities at Tokamak Energy form separate division

Re: Nuclear Fusion and Superconductivity

From the TE Magnetics site re REBCO:

When cooled to 20 Kelvin, the tape can carry currents of thousands of amps per mm2 without loss

So a bit away from liquid nitrogen yet

Sorry, Moxie. Blaming Agile for software stagnation puts the wrong villain in the wrong play

This...

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That this innovation isn’t happening isn’t because corporates are using Agile, it’s because the sort of innovation that’s big enough to be noticed is not the sort of innovation that a lot of tech corporates want.

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I'm sure we've all noticed this at one point or another - lots of talk about innovation, but it's pretty scary and maybe not appropriate anyway for much of what is being done in any case. The most important thing is that stuff works.

Not that I've anything against innovation - great fun when you get a chance - but the word itself is becoming/has become part of the corporate BS vocabulary.

Julian Assange pleads guilty, leaves courtroom a free man

Orange vs white hair

Here in Sweden there has been some discussion around why the bloke did a runner in the first place, i.e. to skip out on what looked to be a pretty water-tight rape conviction.

Lots of fawning and sighing about him getting his 'freedom' back though from various sections of the news media, including (or perhaps, particularly) from sections that are very critical of a well known orange haired rapist.

To me both blokes seem to be pretty sleazy, but that's just my opinion.

China's Big Tech companies taught Asia to pay by scanning QR codes, but made a mess along the way

Re: Also here in Switzerland

And in Sweden. Also here the payment system connects though a cell phone number and is a simple way of dealing with both smaller and larger payments directly from your bank account. Scan the QR and approve the payment in the smartphone app. Used by small and by large merchants as well as for private money transfers.

The app is linked to the main local MFA solution (probably others as well), which can be set up to use fingerprint authentication, a PIN or both.

Scammers get around the system by persuading people to sign off transactions that they're not fully aware of, but that's not very different from giving someone a signed blank cheque.

Gates-backed nuclear plant breaks ground without guarantee it'll have fuel

Re: Begins to make sense...

France has had a few issues with running their reactors during recent summers due to shortages of cooling water, which I imagine could be an issue in Australia also.

Forget feet and inches, latest UK units of measurement are thinking bigger

Re: What the hell is a meter?

Dunno about Americanisation - 'meter' is the Germanic spelling while 'metre' is likely the Latin (aka froggy) spelling. While one of my distant ancestors was born in France (Alsace to be exact, though back then it was called Elsaß and was patriotically Teutonic), I regard myself as more Anglo-Saxon than French.

So I use 'meter' to refer to the unit of measurement - YMMV.

US military pulls the trigger, uses AI to target air strikes

Re: How long until...

Actually I'd say more likely something directed by Chuck Jones - duck season, rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, rabbit season etc - so we'll all need to take cover in the end

Logitech warns of logistical impact of Houthi attacks in Red Sea

Welcome to the future

I reckon we can forget the Suez canal as a reliable transport route from now on - the Ukrainians have shown the world what can be done with seagoing drones that can carry a payload of hundreds of kg, so anybody capable of building and launching such things could pretty much shut down the Red Sea for shipping. The Iranians for example.

We're getting that fry-day feeling... US Army gets hold of drone-cooking microwave rig

Frying Tonight!

To quote the late, great Kenneth Williams

Corner cutting of nuclear proportions as duo admit to falsifying safety tests 29 times

Re: Don't worry folks...

Hydropower dam collapse has killed more people than nuclear accidents so anything you say about the risks of nuclear power might also be said of hydro.

The Banqiao Dam failure of 1975 is probably responsible for most such deaths and like Chernobyl, it was poorly maintained Soviet Union technology. But anything that isn't maintained properly works until it doesn't so good the blokes got caught.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

Meh

Go too far down the quantum mechanics rabbit hole and everything starts to look to be part an emergent self-organising system|simulation - no need for any deities, alien system admins or heavenly deployment pipelines

Goodbye Azure AD, Entra the drag on your time and money

Entra - from the prefix 'entero-'?

Entero-:

Prefix referring to the intestine, as in enteropathy (a disease of the intestine) and enterospasm (a painful, intense contraction of the intestine).

Chinese balloon that US shot down was 'crammed' with American hardware

Re: Notice how....

"American technology and Chinese sensors" could of course be a cover up for what they really found.

'We hate what you’ve done with the place – especially the hate' Australia tells Twitter

Re: What type of "hate speech"?

I don't remember the name of the bloke, but it was in a context about what construed harassment and I do remember his advice that was quoted in one of the Aussie morning papers.

The advice was "Don't be a dickhead".

It's not really something that can be defined by the likes an RFC, but like an old definition of pornography you know it when you see it.

Making Twitter a dickhead-free zone is probably difficult while Musk is in charge, but it is an attractive thought.

Europe teases breaking up Google over ad monopoly

Re: Zzzzzzzz

On the other hand if the EU ever managed to get around to getting something done, there'd be a lot of screaming and frothing of the mouth about abuse of power etc. Which might even be justified.

The current setup might not look like much, but it creates unnecessary work and expense for the companies in question and flags up a risk that their insurance companies probably regard as a justification for increasing the cost of the premiums paid etc.

So the process is the punishment, as it were, and I think I prefer this to the more direct method as that could easily get out of hand if the bureaucrats get a taste for it.

Gartner: Stop worrying and love the cloud, with all its outages and lock-in

Of course he would say that

But in a year or two when it's time to renegotiate your Cloud provider contracts, would you rather be locked in or be able to migrate your infrastructure to a rival provider at a reasonable cost?

Given the amount of money one provider is throwing at a project I'm currently working with to 'enable' migration, marketing and sales have very deep pockets; that money has to come from somewhere and I'm guessing that locked in customers are at least part of the answer.

A lot can be achieved without having to use provider specific solutions - Kubernetes anyone? - and you're probably going to end up with a simpler solution as well.

Mandiant's 'most prevalent threat actor' may be living under your roof – the teenager

Re: Prospective defence

May I suggest a more pro-active method involving small orange rubber rings? They work well enough on lambs and could even be marketed as a way to prevent male-pattern baldness if applied to the appropriate appendage at an early enough age.

Twitter scores legal hat trick with three cases filed against it in one day

Re: received the same response everyone else has been getting of late: a single poop emoji

Mentally I :%s/poop/turd/ as that p-word annoys me.

Though I guess that means it could be called the Richard emoji - hmmmm

Vessels claiming to be Chinese warships are messing with passenger planes

Peak China?

I'm beginning to wonder if we've reached peak China and their leaders getting increasingly bolshy (for want of a better word) as they find themselves staring into the abyss.

Demographically China already has some serious issues - even a few years ago there were reports of labour shortages - and Covid has made much of the old developed world realise that they can no longer rely on China as a manufacturing site so have started to diversify. The current leader of the China seems dead set on rolling back the changes that Deng Xiaoping made and that enabled the country to become what it is today.

I think it is a real pity - a decade and a half or so ago I worked with quite a few Chinese colleagues as the company I was working for at the time had an office in Beijing and I found them to be open, honest and hardworking so I had high hopes for China.

Whatever happens, it will take a while to happen as China is so big, but I hope for the sake of people there that things do sort themselves out.

US lobbyists commission report dismissing proposed EU cloud regulations

So what?

US based Cloud services with local data centers are already off-limits for some organisations I've worked with here in Sweden. The usual story is that their technical people start a discussion with us about hosting on Microsoft/Amazon/Google, but it stops once their legal people get involved. It would be interesting to know if anybody else within the EU (or any where else for that matter) has seen this pattern.

It does mean that there are opportunities for local cloud hosting services, though I guess pricing is an issue. One local hosting service I know of uses OpenStack, so they do exist and a customer doing medical research I worked with a couple of years ago hosted part of their operations with that local service for legal reasons.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

Re: What a load of cobblers

Would one of those people by any chance be called Mrs Doyle?

IBM top brass accused again of using mainframes to prop up Watson, cloud sales

Tim Worstall

I remember him; a bit 1980s for my taste - I had my fill of that with the university economics papers I took in the mid-80s - but interesting to read his columns even so.

His website is also interesting, even if it's too much 'stream of consciousness' for my tastes and hard work to read. YMMV.

US think tank says China would probably lose if it tries to invade Taiwan

Re: Screen rights?

> The chinese like to play the long game

This doesn't look like the long game to me - the long game is the Chinese stopping wasting resources being aggressive and instead building up their economy so that the Taiwanese decide they'd quite like to be part of China after all. To get there the Chinese will need to be a little less up-tight about freedom as well, so that issue will solve itself along the way.

The Chinese in the current scenario are acting like a short-term thinking Western country rather than a country with a multiple thousand year history.

Waxworm's spit shows promise in puncturing plastic pollution

Re: Terms and conditions

Bees live with these already; we had beehives on the farm I where grew up and we used to find the grubs in old combs we'd stored in the shed. Occasionally we'd see grubs in the beehives, but only in odd corners where the bees weren't.

Wild bees living in hollow tree trunks would likely be a better environment for wax worms as bits of old comb and dead bees etc would likely build up below the colony.

Rust is eating into our systems, and it's a good thing

Re: we won't go quietly...

"Worse yet, they may become managers who never get to write any code themselves"

Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson 1992

EU makes USB-C common charging port for most electronic devices

The BS 546 Brexit connector next

After the return of Imperial measurements control will naturally have to be taken back with a BS 546 USB connector.

That's the one that stipulates rubber insulation with red line, black neutral and bare earth leads...

Finnish govt websites knocked down as Ukraine President addresses MPs

Re: Amazing

Strictly speaking, the Finns were colonised first by the Swedes and later by the Russians after the 1809 war. Though the Russian colonisation didn't get heavy handed until a bit later on. Then of course there was the Winter War 1939 - 1940, when the Soviets basically tried to do to Finland what the Russians are trying to do to the Ukraine.

So the Finns have been on the receiving end of colonisation rather than the other way round and have more reason than most to be suspicious of Russian motives.

Only 29% of techies truly want to stay in current job

Office landscapes

I hate office landscapes - always a lot of noise and movement - never enough rooms for meetings/calls so people take calls at the next work station.

Good enough reason to start looking for a new employer if my current situation of mostly working from home ever changes.

Workshops and some meetings can be taken in the office, I don't have any issues with that, but I prefer to leave office space for the poor sods who don't have room for a proper home office.

It's more than 20 years since Steps topped the charts. It could be less than that for STEP's first fusion energy

Mixed feelings

The Register spoke to Richard Dinan, CEO of Pulsar Fusion, who told us "2040 sounds about right" once one considers the infrastructure and sign-offs needed to build a power station.

"That's what's taking the time," he said, "it's not the fusion."

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not, but it does suggest we're closing in on fusion reaching the business-as-usual state and getting bogged down the same way as other infrastructure changes do.

'IwlIj jachjaj! Incoming LibreOffice 7.3 to support Klingon and Interslavic

I agree also - I first came to my current country of residence when I was 23 and had the good fortune to work in an environment where few spoke English. After a year I was fully fluent and after a couple more people started wondering which part of the country I came from.

Learning languages at school felt pointless and a waste of time. A good comparison would be learning a new IT skill by taking a course and getting a certification as opposed to learning by doing.

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

Re: WTF?

I regard the commos as as religious as any of the other nutters - ffs they pickle old leaders' corpses and keep them on display in fancy buildings for people to worship - what's not religious about that?

A smarter alternative to password recognition could be right in front of us: Unique, invisible, maybe even deadly

I breathe in your general direction...

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

I am a little disturbed to see that even after a few hours there are no references to this quote, given the subject matter and M. Dabbs' country of residence - or perhaps I am just getting old.

Trust Facebook to find a way to make video conferencing more miserable and tedious

Re: I'm fine with the cartoonish quality

Heck yeah - my avatar'll be Yoyo Dodo

Dunno what should be done with the Foghorn Leghorns of the workplace though; rooster soup perhaps?

Brain-computer interface researchers warn of a 'bleak' cyberpunk future – unless we tread carefully

Easy for able bodied to criticise

But I imagine someone who is paraplegic or otherwise physically handicapped might beg to differ. In spite of the general iffiness of BCI.

No joy for Julian Assange as Uncle Sam confirms it will keep pushing for WikiLeaker's extradition to America

Re: IANAL...

There'd likely have been a lot of more posturing here in Sweden from all sides (there was plenty of it as it was), but I never saw anything that made me think he'd have been handed over to the US. Except in the minds of various paranoid individuals, but that's nothing new.

Personally I think that doing a runner like that was an admission of guilt by him, but it did save the Swedish government quite a bit of money and by extension me as a local taxpayer.

Leaked draft EU law reveals tech giants could face huge 6% turnover fines if they don't play by Europe's rules

Design by committee

Nothing ever designed by a committee of any sort is going to be 100% fit for purpose so it doesn't matter if the committee consists of scientists, bureaucrats, politicians, tribal witch doctors or marketing managers. The important thing is that something needs to be done about the tech giants so that the next generation of them can grow up and take over.

If Microsoft had manged to buy Google and IBM Facebook, the online world would have been a different place today.

Don't know if regulating content is the right way to do it though.

It may date back to 1994 but there's no end in sight for the UK's Chief customs system as Brexit rules beckon

Re: Still. The Farage Garage will be open for business on time.

Regardless of which side of the discussion you are on, the pommie negotiators have been a bit useless; they seem to have seen themselves as a combination of James Bond and Hercules Hurricane, but in reality they been more like Derek Trotter and George Mainwaring.

And I don't mean that in a bad way either - both Del Boy and Captain Mainwaring are sympathetic characters, just a bit out of their depth.

What the hell is going on with .uk? Dozens of domain names sold in error, then reversed, but we'll say no more about it, says oversight org

Re: And next year?

I think '.fuk' ("formerly united kingdom") would be better as it only has three characters instead of six. It could even be considered appropriate for today's situation.

Something to look forward to: Being told your child or parent was radicalized by an AI bot into believing a bonkers antisemitic conspiracy theory

Wibble

Every time I see something like this I think these people lack imagination; instead of using data that creates a monster like this, why not use data that results in something a little more entertaining. Feed it the transcripts from the all Python TV series for example. I guess there must be some reason (copyright?) for this not being done, but there must be something in the public domain that could be used.

What I'd really like to see would be what happens if Roger Irrelevant is used as the example.