* Posts by Bob Hoskins

167 posts • joined 6 Feb 2008

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Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

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Worst film of the year?!

Have you seen Pacific Rim or Man of Steel?

GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

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Re: 'cracked the password'

As it was NTAC I'm fairly certain it was accompanied by plenty of child porn.

Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

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FAIL

Hardly news.

Irritating asshat talks bollocks. That is all.

Richard Stallman decides Emacs should go WYSIWYG

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Facepalm

Emacs. Really?

I thought it was only furry toothed cobol programmers who still bothered with this dated crap. Sort your self out Stallman - it's no longer the 1980s.

Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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Gimp

Rounded corners?

Apple won't like that.

Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law

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Alert

There's no dignity....

....in letting another man bugger you.

GCHQ hijacked LinkedIn profiles to hack Belgian telecoms network – report

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The headlines to come.....

CESG / GCHQ CHECK scheme thoroughly corrupt and set up to spy on government departments and business alike.

PGP pwned.

Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Retard vs. Retard

Nothing to add, really.

Fury as OS X Mavericks users FORCED to sync contact books with iCloud

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Trollface

Re: Nanny knows best

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Re: Nanny knows best

Better bling envious than penis envious.

Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Facepalm

You need ID to get on a plane or into the Palace.

No fucking shit.

The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

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Re: Whats the Pi for?

Take your lithium you fruit cake.

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WTF?

The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

Answer: No.

Shy, bashful HUMPBACK DOLPHINS expose themselves to boffins

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FAIL

Nearly.

Reading the title I was like wow! They actually said scientist and not boffin!

It got retarded fast though.

US indicts Brit bloke over backdoor blagging of US troops' data

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Trollface

Lauri Love?

That's a hooker name.

Hate data fees but love your HD slab? Here's a better way to pay for bytes

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MPs to grill Facebook: You're going to let our teens do WHAT?

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Facepalm

Another waste of space MP trolling for headlines.

Facebook should tell them to shove their 'invitation'.

Look out, fanbois! EVIL charger will inject FILTH into your iPHONE

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FAIL

What a bunch of shit weasels.

That is all.

Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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FAIL

Re: ATTENTION COMMENTARDS

Gaz the journo should be sacked for being a giant tard, the shill.

NORKS says USA attack took it offline ... as if anyone could tell

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Facepalm

Dos?

Packeting North Korea with a kilostream would take them offline. Maybe dear leader just tripped over the power cable.

BT's shock new wheeze: Make phone calls from smartphones

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FAIL

Re: Read the first line and gave up...

Aren't you an enthusiastic shill then?

Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Thumb Up

Fuck china

etc

Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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"We need a precedent in the EU to use against the media barons..."

Exactly. It would be nice to see the EU as beneficial to people rather than corporations but don't hold your breath.

iPhone senses you typing on table, bit of wood etc, turns vibes to text

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Stop

I'm calling bullshit on this

For all the obvious reasons.

UN internet talkshop to meet, blue helmets still not poised to invade USA

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Apple's 13-inch Retina MacBook torn asunder for your pleasure

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Theresa May gets a smile out of Gary McKinnon at last

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"The Americans are NOT happy about it. "

I'm fairly certain that this decision was made in close consultation with the US. It was an ongoing pain in the ass for everyone.

Anonymous turns on 'one man Julian Assange show' Wikileaks

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Facepalm

The blind leading the blind

Anonymous are no better than Assange i.e. a bad running joke.

Assange chums must cough up £93,500 bail over embassy lurk

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Facepalm

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That is all.

Apple iPhone 5 review

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FAIL

Apple pay everyone to pimp their kit

Nothing new here.

Facebook wunderkind admits share price Zuck-up on stage

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Thumb Up

What a

cocksuck3r.

'GNOME people are in total denial about what their problem is'

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Mushroom

How? Why?

How do you steal 5000 tons of anything?

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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IT Angle

Baahhhh.....

Sheep are entitled to their opinion I guess.

Why GNOME refugees love Xfce

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WTF?

Wow

People STILL use Linux? That's just nuts.

SSL authority stops issuing certificates following breach

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Holmes

Agreed - it's such an easy problem to fix I'm actually afraid I might hurt myself writing it down.

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FAIL

The Dutch are useless at security

See title

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros

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FAIL

Contratulations....

...on proving academics to be idiots.

Google may exit China after 'highly targeted' attack

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FAIL

Don't be naive

If Google are pulling out of China it's because they're not profitable.

Brown apologises for 'appalling' treatment of Turing

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Thumb Up

Apology 2.0

When will we get one for Brown?

McKinnon loses judicial review

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hmm.

Well, the next time gov.uk claims that their latest piece of heavy handed 'anti-terror' legislation would never be used against ordinary citizens just say two words: Gary Mckinnon.

Network Solutions breach exposed 500k card accounts

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@PCI Compliant !?!? What a joke!

PCI isn't a joke. Joke's are funny - PCI is a ongoing disaster. Just check out all the registered providers of PCI services and you'll see why this scam has propagated itself so successfully. Got a copy of appscan and nessus? Great! You can be PCI provider.

Masked passwords must go

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FAIL

Translation

"Schneier, a renowned IT security expert, echoed Nielsen's concerns, and supported Nielsen's assertion that password masking does nothing to improve security."

Schneier, a renowned media whore saw an opportunity to vent yet more bulls**t to disingenuous media, desperate to fill copy space.

Mitnick site targeted in DNS attack on webhost

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FAIL

Hosthere.net

This message is still on the front page.

"Great Success !

Apache is working on your cPanel® and WHM™ Server"

Ooops.

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@mitnick books

Looks like you got your wish:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Unauthorised-Access-Physical-Penetration-Security/dp/0470747617

McKinnon launches second extradition challenge

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Flame

An attack on one....

....is an attack on all.

A hard lesson that a couple of goverments are about to learn.

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Alien

Free Gary

'nuff said.

Banned US shock-jock demands Clinton intervention

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Black Helicopters

@drag

Probably the most erudite commentary on here. You have a better understanding of the British way of life than a lot of us do.

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