Posts by AJ

Lesbos climax as lesbians lick Lesbians

Should we also rename maltesers?

This is absolutely absurd – Next someone will be demanding a rename of maltesers .

On a side note, I used to know two girls from Lesbos - They weren’t twins but they did lick alike.

M&S flogs lingerie model with 'durable hardwood feet'

One for the Paul?

Apparently Paul McCartney is on the look out for a new model with hardwood feet although I reckon it’ll end up costing him more than the initial price of £1,079 by the time he gets bored with it.