* Posts by Darren Gallagher

3 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Feb 2008

Antarctic meteorite points to smashed dwarf planet

Darren Gallagher
Coat

Ding Dong Tom Cruis is dead

Xenu is a bastard. Picking on Dwarfs now is he? No Challenge, Look at his Strike Force, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, And though it pains me to say it Jason Lee.

Scientology to Blame in my eyes. Or that'll be the next writings we here about.

Mine's the one with the Target on the back and the Alien Death Ray pointed at it.

Faster broadband through bonding

Darren Gallagher
Paris Hilton

As the crow flies.

Your house could be smack bang next to an exchange, however, if it loops out over you're buggered. Althouth rare it does happen. There's also the fact that if your lines degraded, no man of woman or BT born can get that bad boy sorted. BT are never going to go for a " Last Mile " Option residentially, far too expensive.

Sorry to bore you all. I'm losing the will to live and realise I'm doing my own head in. PH because I like a woman in glasses. She's called Doreen.

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter

Darren Gallagher
Happy

Laughs@bws

Could be his middle name.