Posts by Earth Worm Jim

Supercomputer to improve UK weather

In soviet Russia.

In soviet Russia, the weather forecasts you.

US customs: Yes, we can seize your laptop, iPod

Copyright

Just copyright your hard drive, DNA, face and fingerprints.

Do you know how much of your porn is extreme?

What about this?

Is this classes as extreme porn. Or am I the only one it works for.

http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/05/16/moderatrix.jpg

Google's Hot Trends shafted by strap-on

RE: Flash mob search

Paris Hilton sex tapes.

Or has that already been done.

Playmobil

Playmobil

Paris because, just because.

Ballmer! explains! hostile! Yahoo! bid!

anti-competitive

"Then Microsoft's legal counsel Brad Smith piped up with an explanation of how it would be anti-competitive if Google bought Yahoo!."

I nearly injured my self when I read that.

Because Microsoft loves competitors. It gives them something to spent all there ill gotten gains on.