Posts by Mike Penton

Paris Hilton crowned 'Worst Actress of the Decade'

splendiferous!

celebutard is now my favourite word....

Parent power pulls Woolworth's 'Lolita' kiddies' bed

that reminds me...

I was told a frozen food company once wanted to call a product 'crispy cod pieces'...

Premium rate watchdog launches 'Am I being ripped off?' text line

great!

how much does this service cost...??!