* Posts by Britt Johnston

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IT workers grumble about lack of career path

Britt Johnston
Happy

use your skills to enjoy life

In our large Swiss company I've seen a lot of happy programmers over the last 20 years.

They often sold their skills at good prices to finance their way of life. Many enjoyed large projects, living in flats in town and eating out. Some have brought Irish pubs or rugby clubs to these shores. Others took up skiing. One I remember worked a 4-day 48 hour week, and flew to his lake district cottage on weekends.

Would you leave your child alone with a cabinet minister?

Britt Johnston
Headmaster

Hitler Quote ? ERROR: pointer too vague

AC "Re: Sense check " gives a quote from Hitler - that is surprising, as Hitler's retorical powers usually resulted from emotional appeal, rather than any thing quotable. I was unable to verify in German. I did find this gem from Bertolt Brecht, which might apply:

"Adolf Hitler, dem sein Bart, ist von ganz besondrer Art.

Kinder da ist etwas faul: Ein so kleiner Bart und ein so großes Maul.“

Adolf Hitler's facial hair is something seldom seen elsewhere.

Children, something's wrong in truth, such a small brush, and such a big mouth.

Cost of seconding workers to the UK could soar

Britt Johnston
Pint

25% tax top-up is about right

The £ lost about 25% in value last year.

Not that anyone in IT need be hit. Several loopholes which are standard practice are mentioned above, and any donkey work can be done offshore.

Vulture Central plans Brit-Yank dictionary

Britt Johnston
Heart

why not collaborate?

Perhaps you could share your algorithms with Google. I stuffed your article into their translator - from "identify language" to "English" - and it didn't change a word. I guess that means you're perfect.

Britt Johnston
Boffin

spade call

While I understand a journalist's need to puff thin copy and pass it off as quality, most foreign readers would do better with clear ideas and plain language; so would most English speakers, if it comes to that.

I'll stop short of telling you which 3000 words to use, because I sometimes enjoy the fun.

Nehalem and Atom save Intel's Q2 cookies

Britt Johnston

reconciliation

Intel is doing better than Gartner claims, which could also be related to the use of multiple boards with cheap chips being used as central heating.

But I like your explanation better.

Microsoft store crumples as Win7 promo kicks off

Britt Johnston
Grenade

50$ is okay?

If Windows were 5$, it would be a great product. At 50$ it is an okay product. At 500$ it is unsellable. Why isn't Windows tracking other software or hardware costs down?

Isn't the definition of a malign monopoly one that hinders real competition to keep the price high? Rather than fines to EU coffers, I'd take the low price.

Written material saved from censor's big black pen - for now

Britt Johnston

long term view

You guys are so pessimistic. Just look how things have improved since Calvin's day, when all cartoons, broadsheets, music and theatre were no-gos - at the behest of a single senior cleric.

Mind you, the Brits eventually had enough of 'verboten', and exiled the purpetrators to the US. I wonder where we can send the next wave to?

Easter Island dirt may hold key to longer life

Britt Johnston
Boffin

long way to go

Rapamycin is used for transplants and, more recently cancer. It will thus be much more expensive than Viagra.

Regarding immune suppression, the idea of good drugs is to selectively block the immune system, rather than knock everything out. People with transplants survive fine, though they should take some care to check for infections and cancer.

However mTOR (look in Wikipedia) blockers are not really working via the classical immune systems. MTOR is a relatively recently recognized cellular mechanism which looks to be central, with any number of interesting effects. Wikipedia mentions losing weight, for instance.

Why did they decide to look at rats? I imagine the lifetime Tox. studies done by Wyeth must have already thrown up the property. Imaging explaining to your boss that the launch must be delayed for a year, because the rats aren't dieing properly.

Phorm: How it went down

Britt Johnston
Pint

Green Damn

It might still be a big seller in China...

UK data breach incidents on the rise

Britt Johnston
IT Angle

media = 0 ?

Someone misunderstood the question , Media lives on juicy data breaches.

Obama disconnects 'obsolete' cell phone tax

Britt Johnston

guess who's a blackberry fan

I bet that came from the top, Obama was an avid user .

Philips GoGear Opus personal media player

Britt Johnston

re: screen size

The Archos 9 looks like blurring the line between an MP3 player and a PDA, for people with 9" pockets.

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/06/12/archos_9/

Britt Johnston
Stop

the key issue isn't screen size

This is the third generation of sound devices making progress, only to be hijacked by visualists. The useful functionality, which could be used for good sound playback, is piped into pictures, and handling or listening suffers. Why is a 4 inch screen better than 3 inch one? Why not wait for a 21 inch beauty? Or why not get a media laptop?

These things are all much better than tape walkmen. I enjoyed the step-up that the Shuffle brought, even with the earbud headphones, I'm moving on, for two reasons mainly: I'tunes has lost its simplicity, and the useful USP file access has been blocked by my IT department.

What had good sound, and is simple and enjoyable to use? Philips, as a hi-fi company, had a chance, but the enhanced MP3 playback of Creative or Sony made the front running - I ended up getting an X-FI.

OLED, cameras, bluetooth etc, are a risk of distraction from the main job.

EC rejects Microsoft's browser promises

Britt Johnston
Go

friday afternoon remedies

The commission could address the main problem of monopolies, who try to charge more for their product instead of less. Windows 3.1 was <10% of the cost of PCs. On netbooks that means they should be charging no more than 30$ (+ 3$ for incremental improvements in the last 15 years).

They could also address the cause of the monopoly, the unpublished APIs in Windows. That probably means taking it away from them and making it open source.

One fifth of humanity deprived of Milky Way

Britt Johnston
Boffin

what about old-fashioned smog pollution?

If you point light sources skyward, the light disappears (into space). Light pollution disturbs your view when particles reflect the light, or if you look at a light source, like the moon, the horizon, or an aircraft. If horizon glow were a problem, waiting 6 hours puts the milky way overhead. So, while water vapour and air do some light scattering, the main culprit is smog.

For this reason, most star gazers would like to live in a pre-industrial society. The best they can do is live miles away from civilisation atop the Chilean Andes.

Wirelessly-powered phones on sale within four years, says Nokia

Britt Johnston

how inefficient!

Real estate next to power lines should pick up in price, then.

I'd rather have a wind-up phone. Pleeeze Nokia...

Ballmer clashes with Obama over US tax rules

Britt Johnston
Go

@Ian Michael Gumby re truths coming out

The chances of doing the right thing might be increased if the US didn't assume that the only correct way to pay taxes is the way the IRS sees it. (I stands for inland, not international).

The European position is clear, every country stands by its own tax laws, which encourages competition. This is not really a position, more a muddle.

Corporate tax laws needs fixing accross countries at the same time as personal tax havens, otherwise millionaires will only turn themselves into companies.

The tax havens' also have a position, that they are keeping the monopolistic tax authorities honest. Well, its a position.

Poor management hampers gov IT

Britt Johnston
IT Angle

Consultant's dilemma

This is a version of the consultant's dilemma.

If a hired company comes and states 'your processes are poor, incomplete, and different in every office' they will lose the contract. If they agree to build a nationwide data depot, and show max. seven slides, they get the job.

The textbook solution is to let the business run the project. That works as long as they care about the result.

Who said that - in this case they don't care?

Royal Navy warship almost fires on UFOs

Britt Johnston
Black Helicopters

what happened to deterrence?

The idea is, if you pretend that you can fend off everything, even aliens, then no enemy would dare to attack you.

Lewis, you let something like hot air out of the bag.

12 of the best... mice

Britt Johnston
Unhappy

The other 10%

I got a Reptor with a 2nd hand gaming PC.

Verdict: Near unusable, keeps switching modes, hard to reach buttons.

I'll accept the 90% rating, though, its just I belong to the other 10% - I'm left-handed.

Sony shows off PS3 motion-control magic wand

Britt Johnston

picless?

This is one article that needs a picture - I can't decide from your description whether it's like a kareoke microphone, or a conductor's baton held at the pointy end.

Britt Johnston
Alert

agree with AC

Add-ons for christmas 2010

1) the A777 simulator, half real size, in hygenic, non-toxic polyethylene. The 88 switches and 57 dials can be simulated with a USB keyboard, and 2nd screen (cheaper but less fun).

2) the nuclear power station (Sinclair vapourware, at long last realised for Wii)

Amazing how much one-game junk is competing for cupboard space, given the small size of the CGU.

If they can break the law, why can't we?

Britt Johnston

@AC: a twist in the (EU) tail

The EU Parliamentarians have been dropping a fat hints for at least two years that (some) British MEPs are those whomost misuse expenses - perhaps they applied national rules?

Another 0.03% of Blighty goes wind powered

Britt Johnston
Unhappy

windmills today...

There are a lot of decided opinions here. That is progress, but willingness to change will be needed. I'll restrict myself to new ideas in a following post.

While we are at it, a bit of praise is in order to those politicians who recently pushed through a legal framework to allow the owner to benefit from linking their windmill to the grid.

It doesn't have to be 100% wind power, 15% would make a difference. I promise to junk my pentium toaster and buy a wind-up netbook.

Britt Johnston
Jobs Halo

...nice windmills tomorrow

Having grown up within an oil refinery, I think I'd prefer to live on a wind farm. But the current windmills are expensive, have only recently become efficient, and they make a thumping great noise. So, we need Steve Jobs team to design the windmill everyone wants in their back garden. And then a friendly asian power to start mass production at the unit price of a bicycle.

Google News stumbles again

Britt Johnston
Gates Halo

AC@ Companies reliant on google apps...

Surely MS-office 2010 will have a google back-up reader built in, to give it a unique selling point?

Otherwise, some open-source do-gooder will develop a utility to copy everything you change in a googleapp onto your local drive as a back-up.

Home Office: IPS to hang onto snaps of fingerprints

Britt Johnston
Alien

world news corner

Last weekend, a Swiss referendum approved fingerprints on a passport chip by 5000-odd votes (50.14%). The government, as partner to Schengen, was relieved, but had to promise that police would have no access. The close result is starting a rethink about less justifiable use of centrally stored data.

The public concious still remembers official files on selected persons, including practicing politicians, and the difficulties in finding out who had been tracked, and what information had been collected.

eBay wins French luxury counterfeit case

Britt Johnston
IT Angle

@zerofool2005 - L'Oreal and Branding!

Thats the nail you hit: the shampoo has some real value. When the Brand value is 90% of the product cost, the generics have it easier.

- Apple way: legitimate is using Research&Design to keep ahead

- Hollywood foam: Litigious and less impressive is fighting for the look of the perfume bottle.

Gov 'smart meter' plans: Sky box in charge of your house

Britt Johnston
Unhappy

3rd world solution

People have been predicting for a while that GB might be the first state to make it back from developed to underdeveloped. This looks like a key step on the way.

When the installation doesn't work, or the utility OS is down, attach your house mains to the grid, bypassing the broken bit. Don't forget to wear insulated gloves.

HP forges Netweaver XML appliance

Britt Johnston
Thumb Down

Engineering solution looking for a business

I'd rather have a Google spreadsheet that turns chaotic or inconsistent business processes into an orderly square - see elsewhere in today's ElReg. That might help decide on whether hidden gems/garbage are even worth XMLing for an interface.

Tesco tills go titsup

Britt Johnston
Alert

titsup?

That's Regspeak for running out of cash...

Ireland bucks trend with anti-blasphemy law

Britt Johnston

four stars

**** for this attempt.

I'm all for self-control, except for pr0n, ****- ****, ****** , ...

ID scheme will cost £400m annually

Britt Johnston
Pirate

it's only packaging costs

A standard trick among Swiss immigrants is to buy a red leather wallet with a Swiss cross on, to cover their second-class documents. They are exprensive, about the same as an e-ID, and work okay when they lose their initial polish.

Plod called in on MPs' expenses leak

Britt Johnston
IT Angle

Steve Jobs has it about right

Parlimentarians have pretty mediocre salaries - so, with a highly variable scruple quotient (SQ), they milk their expense system to stay afloat in a business where money = influence. More transparency for expenses isn't the answer, either.

I prefer Steve Job's approach where he doesn't get paid, he only has share options. Of course, expenses are paid by the firm, and selling his expertise is allowed (lectures, seats on other boards) . Too bad GB inc. isn't more profitable.

I bet the House of Lords members have better SQs, too.

IBM files patent for shorter meetings

Britt Johnston
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Lotus Notes upgrade needed

That warhorse meeting planner of the '90s, Lotus Notes, assigns a standard meeting slot of 60' , and is fiddly to change. Roll out the next upgrade.

Maybe a patent will allow them to charge for the improvement.

US braces for 'bio-Katrina'

Britt Johnston
Alert

bio-terrorism here and now

Now that we know to treat the new-flu with paper hankies and hand-washing, how can we stop bio-terrorists nicking the soap?

Aussie censors implement six degrees of separation policy

Britt Johnston
Go

re: anywhere left with no corruption and stupidity?

I heard that the non-state of Guantanamo is under new management.

Itanium: 'A special cause for optimism'

Britt Johnston
IT Angle

progress, or the way of the world

HP is hardware-free, they make more money out of services (we run your printing shop) and consulting (and sell advice when things don't do what customers want). Why bother with chips, or engineering? Banking beats manufacturing was equally a motto for General Motors.

The real worry is when Intel move to the same idea, and the last chip is eaten by the grizzly.

Obama declares war on Ireland over tech tax avoidance

Britt Johnston
Thumb Up

addressing existing imbalances

Those who fight the proposals will be on soggy moral territory, they're the ones who've benefited from the loophole till now. I'd be surprised if he stops at the three countries, they will perhaps be markers of success.

R&D expenses can be fairly low in HiTech, compared to their legal and takeover costs - Microsoft might be the exception, though what they get for their money is another question. While a pure software company like Oracle might find it easy to move, Hardware sellers might find it harder.

Company tax isn't really comparable with personal taxes, though often one goes up when the other sinks. I'd be very happy to pay high rates on what is left at the end of the year, if I could exchange for VAT and income tax.

Amazon shames eBay with 24 per cent profit bulge

Britt Johnston
Happy

good news

The news is not that Amazon is better than ebay, it is that Amazon has become a healthy business - recall that their business model was initially much criticised in Business Schools as uncertain and with no quick wins.

NHS warned about data protection

Britt Johnston

re: culture of convenience

Alternatively, accept the culture, and design the systems as failsafe - here, for example, to accept human nature, and anonymise standard downloads. Or, following a popular idea in this thread, add a Windows pop-up that says "are you sure? Losing this file could cost you your job".

Mind you, I'm not sure I want a job that pays peanuts, lacks training, and threatens incorrect data entry or file downloads with the sack - better to work at a bank.

Apple fined $19m in 'Predictive Snooping' case

Britt Johnston
Coat

Brief History of Patents

In the olden days, you got a patent by grovelling before a monarch. If he saw something in it for the nation, i.e. himself, he gave you a national monopoly of undefined scope and duration.

Today, the duration part is almost solved, except for add-ons. The scope is what the lawyers keep fighting about. But who is the Emperor of USA?

...the ermine flak-jacket, please

Microsoft's idea of Family Protection? Block Google

Britt Johnston

@chris simmons - who controls the internet

<You are either naive, taking the piss or just plain stupid.>

If I have to choose, I'll take option 2.

Please note that the previous content, suggesting Britain would be better off if it were treated as a prison for tax purposes, was also not meant entirely seriously, and was written to be palatable only to a nulab diehard - at the end of an era there are only tough pickings - though I felt it was worth capturing the thought.

This won't stop politicians trying to control the internet, though, you read about it every day in El Reg.

Britt Johnston
Thumb Down

Together, the nulab answer: @Maty & Dave

I think I get it. If the prison walls were expanded to, say, the size of GB, then nobody will be allowed to earn real money, and thus tax avoidance is a non-issue. And that solves the problems with money-grabbing companies blocking the internet. They just lose interest.

Internet blocking is in any event a job for politicians.

Tree huggers will confuse shoppers, says Amazon

Britt Johnston
Alien

cross marketing

When the age of consumption is over, and we are all preoccupied with fixing our patch of planet, Amazon might be glad of such a relationship. Think JPS, the cigarette company that branched out into perfumes and fast cars.

Oldsters: If you think you'll lose your memory, you will

Britt Johnston
Thumb Up

just believe it

This fits well with the low incidence of alzheimers amongst nuns : http://www.stpt.usf.edu/~jsokolov/agealzh2.htm

I've always felt that an important part of memory is learning to forget the irrelevant.

Microsoft gears up for Windows 8

Britt Johnston
Go

life cycle model

Think of skimming a stone - the product bounces less high but more often towards the end of its useful life.

Profs: Human race must become Hobbits to save planet

Britt Johnston
Thumb Up

keep thinking...

This is statistics for dummies of course, but the ideas are interesting, and allow for other conclusions. First, any comparison of two groups for fatness would reach a similar conclusion, BMI is just convenient as medical orthodoxy. Second, assuming that a normal population has no fat people is extremely optimistic. Normal is by definition today's standard, i.e. 40% being overweight. Third, the comparison between 1950s and today might show that we ate 20% less, with limited malnutrition. Fourth, energy intake, work and fatness are not bound by some tight physical formula - there are genes at work, and bodily mechanisms to release slight excesses of energy intake.

So the modelling exercise is not about working too little, or being too tall, but about excessive eating - as observed elsewhere, cutting out unnecessary energy use is a good place to start.

Microsoft gets second extension in IE EU antitrust brouhaha

Britt Johnston
Thumb Up

@ B3vil, on financial transparency

Thumbs up to your thumbs down.

While we're at it, the same problem applies to free cell phones and mortgages, and sloppy credit is the main cause of the Financial Crisis and moral decay.

However, just sorting Microsoft out is proving to be a knickertwister, is it okay for the EU leave the rest till later in the century?

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