* Posts by Chris McKay

2 posts • joined 7 Mar 2008

Atlassian sprays more machine learning over its cloudy BitBucket, Jira, Confluence wares

Chris McKay

Machine Learning will surely fix all the bugs!

I'm sure one of the first "productivity features ... based on the user patterns" that will appear will be a seamless reversal of your entire confluence document being converted to headings for no apparent reason.

NZ charidee cybersquatter fears burning in Hell

Chris McKay

Palmerston North's other claim to fame

Also famous for John Cleese describing it as a "wonderful place to commit suicide" whereupon the good folk of Palmy renamed their rubbish dump after the man.

http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/Story/tabid/209/articleID/27447/Default.aspx

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