* Posts by Beelzeebub

179 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jan 2008

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Dead baby taunting troll feels wrath of law

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Err

You must be one of mine, then.

Apple now world's second-largest company

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Hehehe!

The world has gone mad, all according to my plan!

Channel islanders attack Street View car

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Sorry...

... but I don't want to be strangled thankyou.

Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom

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@Al fazed

Please don't take my name in vain, for God's sake!

Actually, I don't exist and neither does He.

Opensourcers get personal over Ellison's Google fight

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Absofinlutely

Oracle are evil, just like me!

Adobe Reader 0day under active attack

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Ta Dan

I've uninstalled all the Adobe Crap(sorry. Soft)Ware from my computer now.

Cheers for the heads up.

Turk unwraps doner kebab robot

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Water repellent?

Does it have WD40 in it, then?

Council deforests beauty spot to combat dogging

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Do bears shag in the woods?

Totally agree, AC. Love is good, war is bad. ...ahem, slightly out of character methinks, must go to rehab :-)

'Racist' job ad sparks investigation

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Tata...

... as in cheerio, tara, bye etc.

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Tata...

...to our English jobs.

Oops, sorry, I may be being racist here!

Aussie smoko-proofing drug prevents ill effects of cigs

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Oh dear

I feel sorry for the poor mice :-(

Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

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@pctechxp

No, he needs a kick up the fucking arse.

Top exorcist says Satan at work in Vatican

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Oh shit!!!

No further comment

Forget SETI, this is how you find aliens: Hefty prof speaks

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Umm John70...

Jesus has not been proven beyond doubt that he actually existed.

Of course, by that method, neither do I, pffft!

Spanish priest spunked €17k on chat lines and whores

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Dear Anon C

You are welcome, my son

Experts reboot list of 25 most dangerous coding errors

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Eh?

int: c=0;

int b=1;

function add()

(

c++;

b++;

return (c+b)

Answer = 3

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Daer Chris,

Do you work for CSC by any chance?

All the best,

Man sets mice on musophobic ex-missus

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Euthanized?

The mice must demand that their murine rights are respected.

British poshos outdrink chavs

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Bah!

I am doing about 21 units a day at the mo.

Everything's fine, which is a shitter, because I want to die soon.

IFPI wants another stab at OiNK

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They just don't get it, do they

I bought six albums at Xmas, that I had listened to, for free, on Spotify beforehands. Two were downloads (paid for). And, for the first time, I am discovering new artists that I like and plan to buy their CDs, through hearing them on Spotify and Planet Rock.

I'm fed up of buying albums where I like 1 track (the single played on the radio) and the rest is filler.

Spotify, just like filesharing, is a distribution and approval mechanism potentially leading to purchase.

Wrists playing up? You're shagging too much

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He heh

Must get one meself, can't be that hard, cannit?

Fifty Strikes and… we'll tell your Mum

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Well...

...at least not until hyperinflation takes hold, then we are all paupers.

Is Mandy right to cut science funding?

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Eh?

What's wrong with voting for the B&P?

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Also

GB is not called 'Jonah' for nothing. Everything he touches or wishes luck to goes pear-shaped.

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

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Oohm, aah!

Time to abandon this internet connected thingy. At least until the security model has been sorted anyway.

Bye!

Lightning catches up with Thunderbird

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Well...

...perhaps it's because they offer their products for free, unlike some others.

Men more different from chimps than women, say boffins

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That depends...

...on which branch of the 'faith' you subscribe to.

Although Henry VIII is down here along with the rest of the followers of his new reiigion :-)

3D TV gets cold shower from Avatar man

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Oh well....

I used to be at the forefront of the difital revolution, but now I can't be bothered, nor can I afford it.

Google suggests Islam is nothing

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Um

New World Order.

Guinness to hit three quid a pint

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Excellent!

Some funnies in the analysis and text, especially the string+dog bit, and it confirms my preference for Speccy Brew is economically driven.

Mine's the one with a can of SB in it, purchased from the perenially open corner shop from the sub continent.

Official: British telly really is almost all repeats

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Not to mention...

... the overtly left handed political bias constantly output:-

- nice to NuLab politicians

- tear apart opposition politicians

- reinforce AGW propaganda

- fail to report on the unfettered immigration scandal

mind you it's not just the BBC, it is most of the mainstream media (excepting EL Reg, of course)

Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

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Hey

Gimme my book back!

OST, keep it, I have the master copy ;-)

Generators and UPS fail in London datacentre outage

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Cheerio

I originally said tata to your English jobs, now it seems it's tata to your English datacentres as well, oh well, saved some cash didn't we?

Boinkfest clicks 'Delete' on woman's memory

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Sorry, old chap...

...but we don't boink over here in Blighty.

Scares the children, don't you know.

US woman to drop sprog live on internet

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No thanks

Seen it 3 times already, can't watch it again.

Atheists smite online God poll

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Oh dear

If He doesn't exist, I suppose I'll have to disappear in a puff of smoke.

'More than ever before' now studying Sci/Tech in Blighty

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@David

Prime fodder for Business Anlaysts shurely?, hic..

Citrix delivers Swiss Army Knife desktop virtualization

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@myxiplx2

You could always use ManageSoft for the non-web enabled apps.

The original point of Citrix was to remove the need for sneakernet, and the possibly large associated costs.

Man, you must have a huge Citrix farm and probably several silos!

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Citrix should be almost dead by now

Most apps are web delivered now, no need for Citrix and it's extra choking infrastructure costs.

Should be only old mainframe apps that can't be web-enabled that need this solution now.

Undead COBOL celebrates (another) 50th birthday

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TPF

What about TPF?

Yours Crustily

Oracle and Sun taunt IBM with Sparcs

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Natch!

Sun was troubled before Oracle bought it.

Oracle does sell software, but is it worth it?

IBM has RISC superiority by a mile.

go figure.

EU court rules 11-word snippets can violate copyright

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Z

Aaaaaaargh, pffffffftt, burp! That is all.

Tory landslide inevitable - maybe

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I agree, and would add

Make them legally obliged to deliver on their manifesto, and if they don't, they forfeit the chance of running in the next election.

Key McKinnon extradition ruling due next week

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@AC 14:18

Have you no sympathy, empathy, even? Us geeks have a common flaw. We are all sensitive peeps, we want to know what is happening outside our own sphere of influence. We all have curiousity beyond the general population. Just because he went cleverer beyond the big US computers protection shouldn't make him a criminal, even if he was serialy doing it, he just has a persistent quality like we all need to work in this goddamed profession.

Imagine! Government to legislate against badness

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Urgh...

Being unhappy is all we live for in this godforsaken midden of a country.

Might have to emigrate to Japan.

BT slammed for 'importing' cheap Indian contractors

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Unhappy

Not just BT

It's endemic in the IT industry.

Welsh mum amazed by Marmite Messiah

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FFS

God does not exist, and neither do I

Hacks and IT workers boozing themselves silly

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@Daffy

Totally agree. 34 units is for wimps. Try 134 units a week for a while, or perhaps your entire lifetime. The old uns are the pickled ones.

Of course, we could abstain and be bored shitless, perhaps live longer in poverty and having to decide whether to heat the home or eat a square meal a day and watch endless Eastenders (choose your soap). Or we might even die younger having abstained (hic).

I prefer the pedal to the metal.

ISPs eye role in Jacqui's mass surveillance system

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Remember

All your data are belong to us

Now stop all your nefarious online behaviour, I'm trying to clean my image up!

Oracle reels in Sun Microsystems with $7.4bn buy

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Heheheh!

Java used to be write once run anywhere, now it will be write once run it where Oracle says.

I hope it's forked, easily so co's don't need big investment to carry on. Sorry, bit naive, open source has always been about develop it free, get it out there, try to monetize later. Oracle is very good at that game.

Same with MySql.

Otherwise, Sparc has been dead since Xeon came along, with Linux, of course. Oracle will discard. They don't want to get into CPU engineering. Too complex, more than J2EE actually. Can't have the geeks in control, now, can we?

This is bad news, I think.

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