Posts by theotherone

Pirate Bay guilty verdict: Now what?

bastards

bastards!

The Pirate Bay stands for freedom of information, and the people behind it are heroes of the digital era's civil rights movement .....

The people will prevail you greedy corporate fascist fucks .....

How Dead Space got EA's groove back

brilliant

played the game, absolutely bloody brilliant ... well done EA

Fable creator: How DLC ruined my summer vacation

pricelss

"testing reveal players spent their time prodding the canine's bum"

priceless factoid there for you ...

Paris cause ...yeah it's obvious ....

Google designer quits over performance obsession

perhaps

was he the git responsible for the terrible logos Google displays every time there's a western white man's event/holiday/anniversary?

good riddance ....

Wikileaks tells Aus censorship minister to rack off

just me

Is it just me, or is Sweden possibly the greatest country in all of human history?

ok, it's just me....

Gmail offers 'undo' email option

useless

considering that most of my regrettable emails, forum posts and general unpleasant internet discourse, are made when I'm completely arse faced and drunk, means that 5 seconds to hit undo is akin to wanking an elephant with a pair of tweasers ...... quite useless

therefore i suggest a breathalyzer affixed to a usb port, which will detect when you are out of it, and prevent you from embarrassing yourself via email, IM twatter, arsebook and other such assorted interweb paraphernalia....

Wikileaked donor list shames US lawmaker

bloody hell

The people who run his website are idiots dressed as clowns, hanging around arses and fools all day, generally being f*&%ing stupid all the time .....

Judge issues radioactive 'pr0n downloader' alert

what will they think of next

radioactive pedophiles ..... what will they think of next .....?

UK censors revolt against 'pornalone' ordeal

anything worse ...

Can't think of a worse job than being forced to watch gay scat movies all day ....

I don't care how much money you get paid, that stuff will put a dent in your subconscious forever ...

How the Feds shook hands with an internet pedophile

aha

just goes to show, "haxxorz" are socially retarded freaks, who have no trouble betraying their friends to save their own asses ...... and engage in mind bogglingly boring crap all day, just to deface a website no one visits with inspired words such as "U got Ownwd by leet haxxorz"

Scotland Today in news nipslip outrage

fit

and she's fit too.....

China preps internet porn snitching awards

i don't understand

i just don't what the bloody big fuss about porn is? if mature adults want to watch or engage in porn, then it's nobody's bloody business but theirs ..... as for protecting the kiddies, install a bloody password protected filter ......

I can understand the religious nutcases telling you that you will be tortured horribly in hell for all eternity (but still god loves you) if you watch porn (or play with yourself - or both), but what the hell do the communists (supposedly atheist too) have against porn?

"corrupts the morality of our youth" does it? running over students with tanks tends to corrupt youth morality a little too mate .....

bloody poofs

paris hilton cause she's PrOn and will be banned in China very soon....

Fraudsters cream opposition in cybercrime wars

mafs

"One in four (23 per cent)"

OwReallyNow? where dids u go to school?

'I HOPE YOUR HOUSE IS NEAR THE SEA HAHAHAHA!!!!'

well do ya

well do ya live near the sea?

American Stereotype™ walks Google's mean Street View

how in

how in God's name did these people get independence from, and then overtake you?

iPhones will win the war in Afghanistan, says NATO chief

um

buying an iphone in Afghanistan would cost a year's wages ....so the dude using it was probably a drug lord .... so much for progress eh?

Open source anti-Semitic as well as communist shock

funny

funny how you too equate anti-semitism with anti-zionism ....

Zionism is to Judaism what AlQaeda is to Islam .... but that's not what the media wants to tell you is it .......

US smutmongers want big bucks bailout

rebates

why doesn't the U.S government just hand out tax rebates again, only this time in the form of a free hand job?

Sapphire HD4870 X2 Atomic water-cooled graphics card

yes but can it

yes but can it play GTA4 on max?

you thought I was gonna say crysis dintcha?

Columbia disaster 'not survivable', NASA concludes

so

so several million dollars and 5 years later .....conclusion: they were fucked mate .....

paris ..cause she too was .......

Bees on cocaine: The facts

who

who funds this shit exactly?

Battery builders beg for $1bn

U.S.S.A

Velcome to the U.S.S.A Comrade .....

iPhone 3G finally unlocked

nonesense

this is actually a mini-hoax ... all new iphone 3gs come with baseband 2.28, which is NOT unlockable, and will not be for the foreseeable future, iphone dev's upcoming release unlocks basebands 2.11 and earlier .... (although an iphone having either will also have firmware 2.2 which can be jailbroken) .... confused? so was i, which is why i got rid of my iphone 24 hours after i got it .... complete bollox, especially for anyone used to the functionality of windows mobile...

Internet gambling mogul surrenders $300m in guilty plea

doen't matter

doesn't matter if your name is dickshit or dipshit, if you've got the billions then the joke is most definitely on everyone else but you!

Orwellian Apple ad celebrates 25th birthday

crap

wot a crap ad ...

Before Pong, there was Computer Space

yes but can it

yes but can it run crysis on high?

what about if you hard-wire Crysis onto it ....

mine's the one with "not another one" written on it .....

Regulator to probe Davenport Lyons' P2P porn cash demands

homophobic

"distressed pensioners being accused of illegal filesharing of movies such as Army Fuckers"

what maked you assume that pensioners can't be gay? that's just racialist ....

Why Morgan Stanley had to pay that $15m email fine

and you buy that

"organizations that archive email in a "fractured" environment risk losing control and may struggle to produce evidential-quality email evidence." and you buy that instead of "management would rather pay 15 million of shareholder money than go to jail, which is why they destroyed the evidence"? ..... heh

AMD chip sales crashed in Q4

yeah right...

yeah blame it all on the financial crisis.....not the fact that your competitors are tearing you a new one with their superior and better priced products........ learned a lot from the Detroit mob have they?

Seriously, Amd and Ati suck donkey ass furiously, I've never ever had an Amd system which wasn't total bollox, overheated and caused a host of "issues".

Microsoft warns customers against bogus 'Blue Edition' Office

wanna bet

wanna bet that even if Microsoft gave Vista for free, it still wouldn't beat XP in terms of number of downloads and usage????????????

Third ex-NASA Ames worker jailed for child porn

wot wot

either NASA employs complete idiots(my opinion), or people so smart that their whole brain is devoted to figuring out complex theories and formulas, leaving nothing to house the simple common sense that any script kiddie or mischievous internet brat knows .....

the bugger deserves to go to jail for being so bloody stupid....

Windows 7 first beta due January 2009

a traitor

@ filey ..

wow, a non tech-freak in our midst...shoot the traitor who dost not know the 32 bit memory restrictions

'Faith-based' investment firm fingers holiday's most sinful games

ask yourself....

this Christmas ask yourself, what would Jesus play?

IT exec accused of $10m backup tape theft

um...

um...why would he want to steal the actual tape which someone would notice is missing(duh), and so get found out, and have to go into hiding forever after an international arrest warrant is issued, when he could have just make a copy of it and no one would have known??????? something smells fishy here....

paris cause....that fishy smell again......

Down the Digital River, into the heart of download darkness

more

more swearing please, this article doesn't have nearly enough euphemisms for genitalia and fornication ...

Microsoft ups search engine bribe

um...

um, why don't they just spend all that money on building a proper search engine which people actually want to use? instead of just trying to solve problems by buying them!

German man arrested after UK gamer's murder

that's what happens

that's what happens when you play too much .... you get out of touch with reality

Alcatel-Lucent loses $1.5bn MP3 patent claim against MS

@ American system

"The American system works like this: American company sues foreign company in the USA, American company wins. Foreign company sues American company in the USA, American company wins. It's a simply, effective system that helps American companies keep the upper hand."

just another standard implementation of the American dream(tm) which coincidentally is going down the shitter as we speak....

Microsoft claims 'landmark victory' against defunct UK reseller

so..

so they can outsource your jobs abroad, then sell you their products for a price higher than most other countries cough up, and of course you'll have to pay up because they have a monopoly on operating systems ... if you try to do anything about it they'll sue you into bankruptcy ..... sounds like a pretty straight forward case of the American dream (TM) at work ....

Right: Which one of you lot invented 'tw*tdangle', eh?

i don't

I don't find the word "twatdangle" very amusing at all ..... now "cunthanger" would have been much much better ...

paris icon obviously.....

Woman sues EA over 'secret' Spore DRM

easy

i bought the game, then downloaded the crack via torrent .... hey presto, no annoying DRM shite....

Kentucky commandeers world's most popular gambling sites

serves you right

serves you right for letting the yanks control the interweb ....... anything the yanks get their hands on is quickly ruined due to greedy lawyers/corporations/politicians .....

David Blaine does a Benito Mussolini

what if

what if he has to do number 2?

Sacked Indian workers beat chief exec to death

that's

that's Uttar rubbish .......

EA in Spore DRM climbdown

another one

just another company who grew too big and started to take it's customers for granted and shit on them .....

Turkish court bans Dawkins' website

religious hatred

the "religious hatred" law has been in place for decades, and was enforced countless times throughout Europe, allbeit in the guise of "anti semitism" witch hunts.

OpenSocial, OpenID, and Google Gears: Three technologies for history's dustbin

shit

the author must be commended on his exemplary usage of the word "shit" in every sentence.

Danish court jails six in terror T-shirts case

u wot

"Brilliant news. Why would anyone want to help people who kill wantonly?"

The Americans?

US blogger to enjoy Singapore jail

every

"The charge of insulting a public servant carries a maximum penalty of one year's jail and a fine of up to 5,000 Singapore dollars ($3,500)"

ok then, every public servant in Singapore is a cunt ...... how much do I owe?

paris ...cause..... u guessed it

Senator saves YouTube from al Qaeda

free speech

free speech doesn't apply to non Americans obviously...