* Posts by Steve Crook

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US Air Force shows off latest all-electric flying car, says it 'might seem straight out of a Hollywood movie'

Steve Crook

It's carrying a man in his underwear.

Not a squaddie with a 20kg pack and all the other stuff they have to lug around....

Remember that black hole just 1,000 light years from Earth? Scientists queue up to say it may not exist after all

Steve Crook

Re: Who is stealing the stars?

The Nine Billion Names Of God. It's what supercomputers were made for...

OpenJDK lands on Windows 10 for Arm: Not 100% there yet but enough to start tinkering

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It SEEMS??? It **IS** A long time ago.

I was there, plugging away with Kawa and and pre Swing JDK and still thinking it was bucket loads easier to write a Windows application with Java/AWT than using MFC... There was a time when I wondered if embarrassment was what drove Microsoft to try and fork Java.

Did anyone ever use J++ for anything serious? Imagine being a person who devoted a year to help write it...

Germany prepares to launch COVID-19 contact-tracing app 'this week' while UK version stuck in development hell

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That's the plan

IIRC if you're contact traced, you'll be offered a test. But. It doesn't get you out of jail if it's negative. You still have to do the quarantine. I guess they're wary of false negatives, though that doesn't exactly fill me full of confidence if the Test part of Test, Track and Trace.

Steve Crook

Which is why...

> _Any_ amount of uptake will help. The more the better obviously, but any uptake helps.

Clearly that's not true.

Which is why Singapore, where they have the control, are looking at deploying compulsory wristbands that aren't subject to the constraints of other devices.

ZFS co-creator boots 'slave' out of OpenZFS codebase, says 'casual use' of term is 'unnecessary reference to a painful experience'

Steve Crook

It's more common than you think.

Well, around 50% of the population are female. So that's them covered. Then there's religion and skin colour. Some will be one or more of: old, short, fat, have red hair, be a goth, a hippie, homeless, disabled. They could be European immigrants, English living in Scotland Ireland or Wales, or vice versa.

In modern terms of reference, I suspect that those who've **never** been the subject of discrimination, hardship or oppression are probably in a fairly small minority, the subject of discussion is the **extentt**. Which, I guess, is why someone thought up intersectionality.

Nervous, Adobe? It took 16 years, but open-source vector graphics editor Inkscape now works properly on macOS

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Who cares about business?

This sort of stuff brings useful, powerful software to anyone that wants to use it regardless of the depth of their pocket. If children grow up using it they'll be advocates for it in their work environments and for most normal people, this, Libre Office, Thunderbird and others are good enough.

As for Adobe's subscription model, it's been a boon, have you seen the number of alternatives to Adobe product who're making a big thing out being non subscription alternatives to Adobe. It looks like they've generated an entirely new industry :-)

Some companies have at least seen sense and offer free, un-crippled, non commercial versions. But not Adobe. Yet.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

Steve Crook

Re: Co-traveller

True, battery saving algorithm nonsense can even affect Foreground services. Never investigated the possibility of an app switching off attempts to stop itself being 'battery optimised'. I do know that having disabled battery saving for the apps I've written, their foreground services continue to run unimpeded.

So in theory I'd have thought that aspect of the UK app would work. But I'm not an Android expert, hence the original question.

Steve Crook

Possibly dumb question, but...

On Android I thought this was what a foreground service was intended to do, to chuck out a notification that persisted for the duration of the foreground service and that the service continued to run when the app is backgrounded. The sort of thing you'd use for downloads or to run a media player.

Anyone?

GCC 10 gets security bug trap. And look what just fell into it: OpenSSL and a prod-of-death flaw in servers and apps

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Re: El Reg (or the readership) really has changed

I've been reading this particular red-top since at least 2007 when I posted my first comment, and it just seemed to highlight the changes there have been both at El Reg and in the base of the readership. It intended to be an observation, *not* a criticism. But I could have phrased it better to minimise the whiff of snark.

As you say, the IT business has shifted, technologies have moved and, naturally El Reg has moved with them because what floats the readerships boat has also changed. So there *was* a time when GCC would have been assumed knowledge, now it'll be other stuff.

Nothing wrong with that. Evolve or die.

Steve Crook

El Reg (or the readership) really has changed

> GCC is the GNU Compiler Collection, a free software suite of tools that compile source code written in C, C++, and other languages, into applications and other executables.

When did article authors start to think the readership wouldn't know this?

You can wipe those smiley faces off: Unicode technical website is going to be out for 'a couple of weeks'

Steve Crook

I'm looking forward to Eamonn Holmes

telling us that COVID is transmitted by UNICODE in text messages sent over 5G.

Crypto AG backdooring rumours were true, say German and Swiss news orgs after explosive docs leaked

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Explosive docs?

So Q has been at it again?

Meet Clippy 9000: Microsoft brags about building Earth's largest AI language model, refuses to let it out of the lab

Steve Crook

So parameters are the AI

equivalent of camera megapixels.

Boss planning to tear you a new one? Google Glass is back: Weird workwear aimed at devs, but on sale to all

Steve Crook

Re: Privacy of others

It gives a whole new meaning to Google Streetview

Protesters backing Huawei's CFO Meng Wanzhou during her US extradition hearings were 'duped paid actors'

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Re: Great ...

It's a wormhole. Best not to travel down it, any nation that's ever been able to exert significant power has shat on its rivals and weaker neighbours whenever it could.

Oh, the other characteristic they all share is that they claim that *their* people are uniquely blessed and that, if the rest of the world had any sense, they'd all live like the people of <England, The US, The USSR, Sweden, Holland, France, Germany, Japan, China, Russia, Spain, Italy, Belgium, Turkey, The Ottoman Empire, The Roman Empire, ...>

Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail

Steve Crook

You got my age wrong.

I'm 63 not 73. Oh, wait...

Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit

Steve Crook

Re: Pedo-guy?

Why not. Or, perhaps, Elon 'pedo guy' Musk

Move along, nothing to see here: Auditors say £100k grant to Hacker House was 'appropriate'

Steve Crook

Re: So many independent whitewash reports around lately

It would be because that's the way of the world.

One side doesn't want people to know where the bodies are, the other is keen to discover them. The trouble is that *all* of them are magicians, keen on making sure you're not looking where the trick is being done. They're all guilty, charities, political parties, businesses.

Tesla has made a profit. Repeat, Tesla has made a profit – $143m in fact

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Re: Leasing versus sales

> In 20 years there won't be Tesla cars but a whole solar capture and storage industry.

Yes. He has plans to destroy a particularly nice part of Kent (Seasalter) with an enormous solar array and battery based storage facility as part of his world domination plans.

Chemists bitten by Python scripts: How different OSes produced different results during test number-crunching

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Re: Fixing the symptom…

> Great that you do have time to do all this. Those people would rather have code that works now, and get back to the real science.

Great that you do have time to do all this. Those people would rather have code that **looks like it** works now, and get back to the real science.

There, fixed it for you.

If the only way you've got of sharing your results is through your code & data then the code is *part* of the science. By sending out buggy code you're distracting all the other scientists who each find discrepancies, can't use your data, then have to refer back to you to find out WTF is going on. So you're probably preventing even more science from being done by wasting their time...

</rant>

Seagate, WD mull 10-platter HDDs as pitstop before HAMR, MAMR time

Steve Crook

20TB?

Things have moved on a bit since I started programming on ICL mainframes. They had 20MB drives. The covers for the removable disc packs made excellent garden cloches....

I keep looking at these increasingly arcane schemes to squeeze more onto a disc and wondering how resilient they are. Evidence says not so much, so thank heavens for raid arrays and cheaper SSDs.

Buying a Chromebook? Don't forget to check that best-before date

Steve Crook

Re: That's Chromebook right out of my buying list then

Years ago (2010) I purchased copilot for my then spiffy HTC Desire smartphone. Been receiving free app and map updates FOC since then. This after a brief and painful TomTom experience.

I've been amazed they've not fallen to the whole subscription thing...

Brit couch potatoes increasingly switching off telly boxes in favour of YouTube and Netflix

Steve Crook

Re: Brilliant?

BBC science and nature documentaries have declined in bitrate in the last couple of decades to the point where I couldn't watch them live any longer, the urge to FF through the filler is too strong.

I don't watch soaps or reality TV, and, recently, even the drama has started to test my patience. The little sport I'd like to watch has been on satellite for a decade or more.

Couldn't see the point in sticking with it.

Radio's going the same way. If I want to listen to music, there's the stuff I own, and plenty of opportunities to stream to listen to new stuff. So, no R1, R2, R3, R5. News, current affairs from R4. Occasional drama. But there's little that's worth the time and the 'Sounds' app is *still* not as good as the iPlayer Radio.

To me, the BBC isn't quite dead, but it gets a little closer every year....

Steve Crook

Re: Not as comoplex as you might think

Ditched TV License about 2 years ago, and subsist on Prime and Netflix for the little I want to watch.

Can't say I miss much of BBC TV or commercial channels except occasional docs, rarely drama and some of the news/political coverage. I'd rather pay for the Economist.

Can't see anything is likely to make me pay for a TV License again.

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Upside

In other developments, people report that vegan sausages, bacon and cheese have, overnight, become better tasting than the meaty originals...

Virgin Media promises speeds of 1Gpbs to 15 million homes – all without full fibre

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The Spanish

> "If the Spanish can do it, why can't we?

They string the cables on the outside of buildings where existing power and phone cables are already routed. Seen guys up ladders stringing them up in Motril and the village where I stay. It's cheap and quick to do.

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

Steve Crook

Phone case???

> If you stick a case protector on it, as you should with any phone

Dumb question, but if we're all supposed to be doing this, why don't manufacturers just make the phone with them integrated and save us the trouble...

After all, what's the expensive shiny back for if the phone spends it's entire life in a protective case...

Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo

Steve Crook

Cats have arses too.

And like to shit in gardens. But not *their* gardens. Dog shit on the shoes is one thing, cat shit on the hands while weeding is something else entirely.

Amazon throws toys out of pram, ditches plans for New York HQ2 after big trouble in Big Apple

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BoJo Solution

Perhaps they'd like to part fund Boris Island, then Bezos could have an entire airport to land on and have special access to the proud new UK as it sails into a proud buccaneering future post Brexit...

You got a smart speaker but you're worried about privacy. First off, why'd you buy one? Secondly, check out Project Alias

Steve Crook

Re: Why not just

You mean the button that says "Whatever you do, please don't listen to anything I'm going to say because it could be used against me"?

That's a bit like "trust me, I'm not a spy. No, honest, guv, I won't listen to a thing, no really, really I won't. Sorry, how many nipple clamps did you say you wanted. Oops..."

Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently

Steve Crook

Pi Hole

Works quite well, perhaps they could cooperate with the extension writers to let the extensions clean the UI by detecting the as slingers etc,while pinhole blocks the requests themselves

Who cracked El Chapo's encrypted chats and brought down the Mexican drug kingpin? Er, his IT manager

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irresponsible

to publish a photo of the guy and put his life at risk. not only that, I see he looks a lot like the guy from "the it crowd" so I hope the register will be paying for a personal protection team for him as well.

I would have typed this in upper case to emphasise my outrage, but the shift and caps lock keys are broken. But here are some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virgin Galactic test flight reaches space for the first time, lugging NASA cargo in place of tourists

Steve Crook

2001 - ish

Part of the film is co-credited to Trumbull Studios...

Here's 2018 in a nutshell for you... Russian super robot turns out to be man in robot suit

Steve Crook

Re: Overlords

It's not like we'd do that sort of thing. Certainly not at Christmas. Oh, wait....

STIBP, collaborate and listen: Linus floats Linux kernel that 'fixes' Intel CPUs' Spectre slowdown

Steve Crook

Re: He should hug off and mind his own business

Perhaps he meant "fug". I'd go for Flip, it worked well in the censored version of the original Repo Man. Or Frak.

Or, perhaps, not be a dick, and leave things as they are.

We're getting worse than the Victorians lobbing the genitals off statues. I always wondered where they stored them afterwards. In a big hanger like the one from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, but crammed full of cocks and balls cut off statues...

Space policy boffin: Blighty can't just ctrl-C, ctrl-V plans for Galileo into its Brexit satellite

Steve Crook

Re: Cancel HS2

Assuming it can be delivered anywhere near budget and on time, and there's precious little evidence that either will be the case. Also, there's the question of whether it's high speediness is actually bringing anything to the party other than cost.

Steve Crook

Cancel HS2

There would be worse things to spend £5bn on. They could cancel HS2 which is largely (completely?) pointless and spend part of the money on a satnav system and the rest on actually improving the rest of the rail network.

We're already at the forefront of small satellite development, and it *could* be a boost to that sector.

Intel eggheads put bits in a spin to try to revive Moore's law

Steve Crook

Re: Amazing stuff

They're both amazing too.... Just tell me you not looked at either one and not been amazed...

Huawei MateBook Pro X: PC makers look out, the phone guys are here

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Re: RE: Aladdin

Only Amazon have the i7, 16GB, 512 version and currently want a whopping £1800+. The Microsoft store in the US also stock it for $1500.

At £1800 it doesn't come even close to an XPS 13.

I'll wait.

Huawei Mate 20 Pro: If you can stomach the nagware and price, it may be Droid of the Year

Steve Crook

Re: £899 - Ouch

And for a phone that'll only receive updates for a couple of years too. It's approaching the price I paid for my desktop PC and I expect to get OS software updates for that for some years to come...

Pixel 3 XL reveals innards festooned with glue and... Samsung?

Steve Crook

Re: Recycling

It'll depend on the type of glue. It might actually be more recyclable if they can put it on a conveyor, warm it up and then jiggle it around a bit to have all the glue melt and leave the components loose and recoverable.

I remember reading about car manufacturers experimenting with plastics that deformed when heated so that it was easy to separate them from metal components for recycling.

But I'm not holding my breath...

Cabinet Office: Forget about Verify – look at our 3,000 designers (and 56 meetups)

Steve Crook

Re: Doug Adams was right

> Aren't you supposed too be able to fit the entire population of the Earth onto the Isle of Wight?

"Stand On Zanzibar" John Brunner 1968

Euro bureaucrats tie up .eu in red tape to stop Brexit Brits snatching back their web domains

Steve Crook

Possibly...

> It's exactly this sort of nonsense that drove many in the UK to vote for Brexit in the first place

Not exactly, but close. It's the sort of attitude that underlies it. The idea that *everything* can be improved with detailed legislation to ensure we all do it the way that the legislators think we should. Ideally such legislation should include trapdoors that'll permit more draconian versions without too much debate.

IMO many continental countries have a whitelist view, while in the UK it has been blacklist. One of the changes the EU has wrought is that, gradually, we've become accustomed to the whitelist view of things.

A pretty and helpful user interface? Nahhh. Is that really you, Samsung?

Steve Crook

More stuff

I'd try, decide I didn't want, then also find I can't uninstall it or even disable it.

By all means include it, but please let me delete/disable/hide what I don't want to use.

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

Steve Crook

Actually, there's more...

The Vasa didn't start out top heavy. Marketing decided they needed new features to keep up with the cutting edge of flagship design.

They were added by reluctant developers while trying to stick within original project schedules and work with a design that wouldn't easily accommodate RFEs. Then marketing added some more. Bigger canons? Yes! More canons? Yes! Another gun deck? Damn right we will!

Familiar, no?

Which is what Stroustrup is warning against.

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

Steve Crook

Re: The most amazing engineering

Yes, exactly. To have 20 or 30 concorde flights taking off and landing every day must have been hell. Oh, wait, it was what? 2 or 3?

As a kid I lived under an occasional Heathrow flight path. We got a diet of low level VC10 and Boeing 707 they weren't quiet either. But somehow, we struggled on.

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

Steve Crook

Re: Forbidden Planet

Actually, I always thought it was the father of 'Star Trek' more than a descendant of Shakespeare. But I guess YMMV

A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

Steve Crook

Print button? Customer asked. This was my life.

Mgmt: We need a print button.

Me: Why?

Mgmt: Customer asked.

Me: Do they print anything from there?

Mgmt: Don't know, they asked for a button

Me: Does it have to be a button?

Mgmt: Don't know, they asked for a button.

Me: Is there any chance of me speaking to someone to find out what they want?

Mgmt: They asked for a button, what else do you need to know?

Me: Errr, nothing I guess. When do you need the button?

Mgmt: End of the week.

Me: Hmmm, I've got to finish this, test that, and release that thing over there.

Mgmt: How difficult can it be to add a print button?

James Damore's labor complaint went over about as well as his trash diversity manifesto

Steve Crook

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

> Yeah, stop reading us.

In other news. 'The Register' advertising revenues declined as people took their journalists advice and stopped reading them...

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