* Posts by john shaft

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Google rebuilds New Orleans

john shaft

Global conspiracy

Once more, my comrades, it's almost certainly the sinister hand of The Illuminati, Elton John and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as they attempt to rewrite history to their own liking.

I predict the next target of their warped consciousness will be injecting life into that other post-apocalyptic wasteland - Scotland.