BLACK Turtleneck.
The stuff was actually developed by Apple for use in Mr. Jobs' MacWorld apparel next year.
It will also be used to finally and complete resolve all "negative black issues" with the iPhone/iTouch products.
How dark is it? It is almost, but not quite, as dark as the lifeless gap between synapses in the average fanboy’s frontal lobe.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
