* Posts by Wilco

105 posts • joined 15 Jan 2008


Microsoft wants to link satellites to Azure – but it should probably fix its cloud first: Cooling outage hits UK COVID-19 portal, other sites


Don't forget that It's your tax money that would have been paying (and paying a lot) for the extra resilience.

A company loses money if its website is down, because the business goes elsewhere. The government does not. You'll just have to pay your taxes/get divorced/apply for benefits another time.

Single-line software bug causes fledgling YAM cryptocurrency to implode just two days after launch


Re: Reminds me of an Animaniacs cartoon

I wonder which product? A rather pretty sports car would have been better value for the council than any number of Lotus Notes licences

Splunk sales ace wins sex discrimination case after new boss handed her key accounts to blokes deemed 'flight risks'


Evil HR scum get away scott free again

"The tribunal did not uphold Lee's claim that Splunk HR business partner Julie Ward had actively discriminated against her on the grounds of her sex, though Ward played a key role in the events leading to her resignation"

Another morally bankrupt HR department who either don't understand or don't care about right and wrong. And don't give a sh1t about the "resources" they are supposed to manage.

Steve Wozniak at 70: Here's to the bloke behind Apple who wasn't a complete... turtleneck


Re: One Hundred Times, Thank You, Woz!

Even Apple basic had a FOR loop:

10 FOR a = 1 TO 100

20 PRINT "Thank You, Woz!"

30 NEXT a


First rule of Ransomware Club is do not pay the ransom, but it looks like Carlson Wagonlit Travel didn't get the memo


Re: Crikey

>Yes, but they shouldn't be able to go after your backups if you've got them set up properly.

I don't know how that would work. If malware gets onto a backed up machine, it's probably going to lie doggo for a few weeks while it spreads across the network, and so it will be in multiple backups. It's possible that an alert, technically savvy person such as Hubert could spot something, but the backups are still going to include the malware.

The malware might encrypt the backups, though that is probably quite tricky because it would require compromising elements of the backup software.There is still quite a diversity of backup solutions available so this sounds quite hard.

Even if you backups are readable you've still got a big problem. Any largish business is going to have hundreds or thousands of machines and databases to wipe, rebuild and restore. And each of them will need to be forensically checked to ensure that it the backup hasn't restored malware. You might be able to get a few key systems up from backup fairly quickly, but your infrastructure is going to be in bits for weeks while you check every single object on your network with any kind of microprocessor to make sure that no nasties are lurking.

It's hard problem because no matter how carefully you run your infrastructure, it's nearly impossible to stop a really determined and technically skilled opponent from breaching your defences. The zero days can always get you.

E-scooter fanboy so hyped for Teesside to host UK's first trial


That does happen sometimes with the London rental bikes - docking bays in the city got very busy in the good old days..

However the app/website does tell you where free bays are (here https://tfl.gov.uk/modes/cycling/santander-cycles/find-a-docking-station) so you can plan ahead.

Things can't go on like this. You need to get fit for the sake of your health. I'm going to write you a prescription for... an e-bike


No point in giving people bikes if there's not much chance of them using them because they have dodgy knees or are unfit and overweight. Giving them ebikes is a very good idea, and probably relatively cheap compared to lengthy periods in hospital. Well done to Sheffield for trying something new

UK.gov dangles £100m for service slingers for back office 'transformation' that'll kill off bespoke systems


"And which software vendors will offer us the lowest upfront cost, followed by the highest annual renewal"

Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing



"Cans selected for abuse were shaken for two minutes"

There's your problem. Nothing on earth is going to help if you shake a can for 2 minutes. Tapping may help if you've dropped it, or it's been briefly agitated.

I would have said that this experiment was a waste of good beer, except that they used lager, (and Carlsberg at that), so this experiment actually slightly increased the global average beer goodness.

Visual Studio for Mac: A bunch of new features but Xcode and VS Code are tough competition


I imagine this will make the people who want to write mac apps in C# happy. Both of them.

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again



Transpilers should never be used in production? What a crock (ford)

Google engineering boss sues web giant over sex discrim: I was paid less than men, snubbed for promotion


Lying HR Weasels

To misquote Bill Hicks,

"If you work in HR, kill yourself"

The Central Telegraph Office was serving spam 67 years before vikings sang about it on telly


Re: Open House London

"If they opened on different days throughout the year, more people would be able to visit each place!"

I don't think that's true.

The number of people who could visit a building is unaffected by the number of other buildings that are open.

The number of people who want to visit a building is arguably increased by having a special open house weekend which is publicised https://openhouselondon.open-city.org.uk and which people plan to go to every year. I've been going for 20+ years and I've seen some fascinating places.

There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected


Re: Atlassian!

Well kinda. You have to have design and architecture and requirements gathering and user research and UI design as well as tickets. And you have to organise the tickets into projects epics, sprints, stories and tasks. But ultimately it's all tickets.

I'm working on a large government programme with hundreds of developers and dozens of teams, all run on Azure, git, Jira and Confluence. And it's working really well.

Git can be a pain, and hg is probably better but anyone who thinks it's the worst software ever created hasn't used ClearCase or Lotus Notes (spot the connection)

Salesfarce to Failsforce: Salesforce database blunder outage enters day three as fix falters


Re: I never get tired of saying it

Pretty well, thanks. Of course, I have proper rollback scripts for any change I make to a live system.

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register


Cheers then, you grumpy b*gger

Damn fine show, place won't be the same without you, etc

My Lambda Custom Runtimes bring all the .NET Core to the yard, and they're like... where is this headline going?


Would be, were it correctly spelt

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms


Re: Zombie cars

Any car with cruise control doesn't need any fleshy meat sack to press anything

While this CEO may be stiff, his customers are rather stuffed: Quadriga wallets finally cracked open – nothing inside


waiting for some external auditor to do something"

Ernst and Young are external auditors. It's what they do.

steelpillow, meet sarcasm. Sarcasm, steelpillow

Put down the cat, coffee, beer pint, martini, whatever you're holding, and make sure you've updated Chrome (unless you enjoy being hacked)


Re: Get off my lawn with your modern browsers and all that!

telnet? Luxury. I prefer to handcraft a tcp/ip and http protocol analyser stack in x86 assembly and pipe the output through od -o to read the webpage in octal

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?


Re: Sorry, but...

Yes, quite a few though almost all officers.

I would describe quite a lot of them as either hyper masculine hard drinking sexist twats, or dim posh boy thicko twats. Very few of them seem to have managed to come through the experience of military life without acquiring (or magnifying) some very negative traits.

I feel bad about writing this, because I am genuinely grateful for those brave enough to risk their lives for their country. However: smashing things up for a laugh is just effing stupid. Find something productive to do.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin


Re: Now you shall be cursed in the ancient way

póg mo thóin

Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea


Unethical cultists with little intelligence

They deserve each other.

Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again


Re: Multi-tasking


Eskimos are unlikely to be in the market for any snow, what with it lying around all over the place round their gaff



You think they were expensive then?

One just sold for USD56K


Wish I'd bought that one I saw in a junk shop in birmingham in the early 90's for £500

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins


Re: Dark matter/energy question

It's a good thought, one that was first raised more than 100 years ago. Unfortunately when you calculate the energy generated by quantum fluctuations the number that you get differs from the observed value of the cosmological constant by up to 120 orders of magnitude - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant_problem.

My interpretation of this is that our understanding of quantum mechanics and/or the universe is incomplete. Dark energy probably isn't caused by the quantum vacuum, and may not exist at all. Perhaps Mike McCulloch is right with his theory of quantised inertia which claims to be able to derive the expansion of the universe and galaxy rotations without dark energy or dark matter. Or perhaps we won't come across the correct theory for another 100 years. I do know that the smartest and best funded people we have have been looking really hard for both for a number of decades and so far they've got zilch. You do the maths.

Facebooker swatted, Kaspersky snares an NSA thief, NASA server exposed, and more


Re: Why loathed care to elaborate?

Ill informed journo - it's better than a lot of the alternatives.

Jira is a very good issue management system. It's not as good as it could/should be as a tool to manage Scrum/Kanban projects but if you have distributed teams or need to do some level of management reporting on progress it's better than a physical board.

My main complaint is that the agile feature set isn't really evolving - it doesn't seem to have changed much for years. I guess atlassian are now too big to be able to innovate

Waymo's revolutionary driverless robo-taxi service launches in America... with drivers


Re: Excessive Snark

Especially when they are being disruptive. Top of the list you linked to is SpaceX

They started off launching and in fact exploding a 21m, 27 tonne rocket in 2006. They are now sucessfully launching a reusable 71m, 1400 tonne rocket. Incremental delivery.


Excessive Snark

Of course they are rolling it out to a tiny number of people in the easiest city they can find with humans to monitor it. That's how they get the data they need to scale it up and out.

This is how we do technology development in the 21st century - incremental delivery.

What a meth: Woman held for 3 months after cops mistake candy floss for hard drugs


The Met or South Yorkshire police (to name but 2). Doubtless some are fine. Many are one or more of lazy, incompetent, racist and badly lead

You wanna be an alpha... tester of The Register's redesign? Step this way


Comments on redesign

I like the general direction but there are some things that could be improved. I'm using latest Chrome with adblock on.

1) I don't like the hover over grey highlight. It seems more extreme than the current site Also the hover state is much lower contrast than the regular state, which makes it hard to read for old blind people like me.

2) The alignment of boxes seems quite random. The main headline width doesn't align with the smaller story box underneath. The picture width doesn't align with the story boxes.

3) Ad boxes mess up the size of the other boxes. There is a random ad at the right in row 3 whose size is completely unrelated to other boxes, bit which makes the other story boxes smaller and messes up the alignment.

4) The new page seems to be divided into "Top Stories" and "Most Read". Is the most read section fully controlled by page views? Is this different to the current site?

5) Too many ines around things - I would get rid of them all

6) The top row of the most read section has a grey background for no obvious reason

Notes/Domino is alive! Second beta of version 10 is imminent


My favourite Notes bug

I am surprised that IBM continues to flog that particular nag. Notes was always full of surprises, but not in a good way.

Back when I was a Notes victim^h^h^h^h^h^h user I dutifully set my out of office message for my upcoming holiday in July 2006

I messed up the dates, so that I set it to apply from (say) July 20 2005 to July 28 2006

Notes immediately sent an out of office message to absolutely everyone who had sent me an email in the past year. I knew this because I immediately received dozens of out of office emails (presumably from Outlook users who had managed to correctly set their out of office messages).

It kind of makes sense, if you remember that Notes is not a mail client - it's an application development platform that someone used to make a mail client as demo, and things got out of hand from there.

Python creator Guido van Rossum sys.exit()s as language overlord


Re: Futuristic progression of Programming Languages?

"All hardware sucks, all software sucks, all languages suck. They all suck the same (but in different ways)."

... except Scala, obvs

Mine's the one with the trefoil on the back ...

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++


Re: Disagree....

If you want type safe resource safe programming I'd suggest Java, or preferably Scala.

There are now only narrow use cases for C++: embedded systems, low level systems programming, hard resource or performance constraints that you have demonstrated that you can't meet with a more tractable language.

I spent a decade writing C++, and nearly 20 years more working in Java, Scala, C# and F#. Only very occasionally have I had to fall back to C++ to meet some non-functional requirement.

The idea of writing a large scale system with a modern distributed architecture in C++ is ludicrous. Even if you could, what would be the point? And where would you get the developers.

Not quite a dead language, but one with increasingly little point

So when can you get in the first self-driving car? GM says 2019. Mobileye says 2021. Waymo says 2018 – yes, this year


Re: I have a 2018 Nissan Leaf with ProPilot...

No, they just have to work significantly more safely than human driven vehicles, which is actually a pretty low target. In the UK there were 1716 road fatalities in the UK, and 24,101 serious injuries. No automated technology that caused that level of injuries would be acceptable, and it's actually quite hard to see how we could make self driving cars as bad as that. 26000 serious injuries and deaths is 70 every single day.

If we had most cars being self driving I suspect that we could reduce that by 90% or more. For a start 13% of those fatalities involved drivers over the limit.

Data here:



Wow, did you see what happened to Veracode? Oh no, no, it's not dead. It's been bought by CA


Re: Well, I guess we're not going to proceed with Veracode then

Probably a good call. Software company acquisitions very rarely work out well for customers or employees. Presumably they work out OK for the shareholders of the companies concerned, but I'm not usually in that category..

I used to work at CA in the dodgy days of recently released convicted felon and ex CEO Sanjay Kumar and completely innocent ex CEO Charles Wang.

I sure it's all absolutely fine there now. Oh yes, definitely.

Watch: MIT's terrifying invisible gel robo-eels snatch live fish


Huge Progress

The fish is interesting, but the work that boston dynamics have done as part of Alphabet is amazing. And yes, a bit scary. I for one welcome our new roller skating robot overlords.

Oh, the things Vim could teach Silicon Valley's code slingers


Stone age tools

vi is a stone age tool, emacs is probably bronze age.

I've been using emacs (and vi/vim, if necessary) since the 80's, but you I know for a fact that I can produce better code faster in Java or Scala with modern tools.

You can carve what ever you want out of wood with a flint axe, but you can't build a 747 or a skyscraper with one. You can strap whatever you want to vim by way of plugins, but it's never going to be the sort of power tool that IntelliJ is.

Boffins link ALIEN STRUCTURE ON VENUS to Solar System's biggest ever grav wave


Re: Will nobody think of the tax payers?

If the fluid is moving and the phenomenon is stationary, then it's surely it is being propagated.

Outage-hit Lloyds Bank in talks to outsource data centres to IBM


Re: Banks...who needs them anyways?

Pedantic, perhaps, but retail banks in the UK can't print money, except in Scotland where RBS, Clydesdale and BoS can. Proper beer tokens are issued by the Bank of England.

This 'cloud storage' thing is going to get seriously big in 2017


Re: Stick with RAID and LTO instead.

Any business? What about, say, a big online retailer? There's one beginning with A that might disagree. Or that large search engine beginning with G.

The old ways are the best, aren't they? Young people today, they don't know they're born, what with their tattoos, and their beards, and their hyperscale resilient distributed architectures. And you can't tell if they're boys or girls. And their music, it's just thump thump thump ...

Chinese boffins: We're testing an 'impossible' EM Drive IN SPAAAACE


Re: There is one born every day...

I don't think it's a scam, because there's no mark, and there's no payoff. It might be wrong, but having followed this for a long time, I think it's most probably either genuinely wrong or genuinely right.

Black Light Power is more likely to be a scam, because they've been tapping investors for large sums of money for a really long time. However their recent results are certainly intriguing.

And yes, if you combine a working emDrive with an efficient BLP you can get to the outer solar system in months, the nearest star in a decade or two.

The probability that both are real is low, but if it turns out that they are, then the future we were promised might just arrive before I pop my clogs.

We're going to have to start making changes or the adults will do it for us


You OK hon? Really?

Uber drivers entitled to UK minimum wage, London tribunal rules


Re: When UBER loses the Appeal

Uber isn't prebooking. You can't prebook a car with Uber. It depends on scale so that it usually (in London at least) has a car only a few minutes away. It's unclear how this ruling will affect their business model. I would guess not that much.

They'll need to figure out some way of defining when people are getting their hourly rate, and some kind of controls about how many rides they have to accept during that time, but other than that it will be business as usual

The fares will probably go up, but there will be even more people wanting to drive for Uber as a result, which will make the service better, and that may be enough to keep demand up too.

Latest F-35 bang seat* mods will stop them breaking pilots' necks, beams US


Re: minimum weight

Even if s/he's upside down his forward velocity will decreasing fairly violently if the aircraft was doing mach 2 when the handle was pulled

It's quite possible that drag will slow down the pilot vertically too - a bang seat will initially be accelerating at 20+G and won't take long to exceed the terminal velocity

Adventures in (re) naming your business: Fire up the 4-syllable random name generator


What is this Sh1t? Why is it here? What does it mean?

Apple's Breaxit scandal: Frenchman smashes up €50,000 of iThings with his big metal balls


I don't want to defend the apple tax, or journos using the full retail value of unsold goods, but 16 USD for an iphone is way off


According to this reasonably credible sounding thing


The bill of materials for an iPhone 7 is 225 USD.

To this you need to add manufacturing costs, packaging and shipping - maybe 25 USD

You should also allocate some portion of R&D, marketing and admin costs, Apple spends around 10B USD a year on R&D, amounting to 4% of revenue (234B USD), so we could estimate that around 30 USD of the 650 USD price of an iPhone is R&D.

If we allow similar amounts for marketing and admin, we get to around 100 USD total for overheads.

So my estimate of the cost of an iPhone to Apple is 350 USD, call it 350 euros.

So our lunatic froggy friend would need to smash 140 or so iphones to reach 50K euros - unlikely, though he did smash some macbooks and imacs too, which which will have increased his run rate

Hololens for biz shocker: Surprisingly, it doesn't totally suck


Re: Anyone know how well it works with spectacles?

It works OK with specs. I have high prescription astigmatism and the headset fits well over my glasses, The headband is adjustable. There's a removable nose support that I tend to take off. I've worn it for quite long periods and it's not caused any eyestrain. Main problems are people in the office wanting a go and/or taking the piss.

Generally it's a really interesting technology. If I can get the thing I'm working on working it might even be useful.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's... er, Graphene bubbles – 200 times stronger than Superman


Re: Gigapascals?

Quite right, I GP = 1/29 of an elephant pin standing. A new reg unit dawns.


Re: Gigapascals?

Since you asked

area of pin head = 2mm^2 = 2 * 10^-6 m^2

mass of an african bush elephant = 6000 kg

force exerted by elephant on earth = 6000 * 9.8 = 58,800 N

1 pascal = 1 N / m^2

Pressure of 1 elephant standing on tippy toe on a pin head

58,800 / 2 * 10^-6 = 58,800 * 10^6 / 2 = 29.4 gigapascals

Therefore 29 and a bit elephants



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