"And which software vendors will offer us the lowest upfront cost, followed by the highest annual renewal"
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UK.gov dangles £100m for service slingers for back office 'transformation' that'll kill off bespoke systems
"Cans selected for abuse were shaken for two minutes"
There's your problem. Nothing on earth is going to help if you shake a can for 2 minutes. Tapping may help if you've dropped it, or it's been briefly agitated.
I would have said that this experiment was a waste of good beer, except that they used lager, (and Carlsberg at that), so this experiment actually slightly increased the global average beer goodness.
Google engineering boss sues web giant over sex discrim: I was paid less than men, snubbed for promotion
Re: Open House London
"If they opened on different days throughout the year, more people would be able to visit each place!"
I don't think that's true.
The number of people who could visit a building is unaffected by the number of other buildings that are open.
The number of people who want to visit a building is arguably increased by having a special open house weekend which is publicised https://openhouselondon.open-city.org.uk and which people plan to go to every year. I've been going for 20+ years and I've seen some fascinating places.
There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected
Well kinda. You have to have design and architecture and requirements gathering and user research and UI design as well as tickets. And you have to organise the tickets into projects epics, sprints, stories and tasks. But ultimately it's all tickets.
I'm working on a large government programme with hundreds of developers and dozens of teams, all run on Azure, git, Jira and Confluence. And it's working really well.
Git can be a pain, and hg is probably better but anyone who thinks it's the worst software ever created hasn't used ClearCase or Lotus Notes (spot the connection)
My Lambda Custom Runtimes bring all the .NET Core to the yard, and they're like... where is this headline going?
While this CEO may be stiff, his customers are rather stuffed: Quadriga wallets finally cracked open – nothing inside
Put down the cat, coffee, beer pint, martini, whatever you're holding, and make sure you've updated Chrome (unless you enjoy being hacked)
Re: Sorry, but...
Yes, quite a few though almost all officers.
I would describe quite a lot of them as either hyper masculine hard drinking sexist twats, or dim posh boy thicko twats. Very few of them seem to have managed to come through the experience of military life without acquiring (or magnifying) some very negative traits.
I feel bad about writing this, because I am genuinely grateful for those brave enough to risk their lives for their country. However: smashing things up for a laugh is just effing stupid. Find something productive to do.
Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea
Re: Dark matter/energy question
It's a good thought, one that was first raised more than 100 years ago. Unfortunately when you calculate the energy generated by quantum fluctuations the number that you get differs from the observed value of the cosmological constant by up to 120 orders of magnitude - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant_problem.
My interpretation of this is that our understanding of quantum mechanics and/or the universe is incomplete. Dark energy probably isn't caused by the quantum vacuum, and may not exist at all. Perhaps Mike McCulloch is right with his theory of quantised inertia which claims to be able to derive the expansion of the universe and galaxy rotations without dark energy or dark matter. Or perhaps we won't come across the correct theory for another 100 years. I do know that the smartest and best funded people we have have been looking really hard for both for a number of decades and so far they've got zilch. You do the maths.
Re: Why loathed care to elaborate?
Ill informed journo - it's better than a lot of the alternatives.
Jira is a very good issue management system. It's not as good as it could/should be as a tool to manage Scrum/Kanban projects but if you have distributed teams or need to do some level of management reporting on progress it's better than a physical board.
My main complaint is that the agile feature set isn't really evolving - it doesn't seem to have changed much for years. I guess atlassian are now too big to be able to innovate
Comments on redesign
I like the general direction but there are some things that could be improved. I'm using latest Chrome with adblock on.
1) I don't like the hover over grey highlight. It seems more extreme than the current site Also the hover state is much lower contrast than the regular state, which makes it hard to read for old blind people like me.
2) The alignment of boxes seems quite random. The main headline width doesn't align with the smaller story box underneath. The picture width doesn't align with the story boxes.
3) Ad boxes mess up the size of the other boxes. There is a random ad at the right in row 3 whose size is completely unrelated to other boxes, bit which makes the other story boxes smaller and messes up the alignment.
4) The new page seems to be divided into "Top Stories" and "Most Read". Is the most read section fully controlled by page views? Is this different to the current site?
5) Too many ines around things - I would get rid of them all
6) The top row of the most read section has a grey background for no obvious reason
My favourite Notes bug
I am surprised that IBM continues to flog that particular nag. Notes was always full of surprises, but not in a good way.
Back when I was a Notes victim^h^h^h^h^h^h user I dutifully set my out of office message for my upcoming holiday in July 2006
I messed up the dates, so that I set it to apply from (say) July 20 2005 to July 28 2006
Notes immediately sent an out of office message to absolutely everyone who had sent me an email in the past year. I knew this because I immediately received dozens of out of office emails (presumably from Outlook users who had managed to correctly set their out of office messages).
It kind of makes sense, if you remember that Notes is not a mail client - it's an application development platform that someone used to make a mail client as demo, and things got out of hand from there.
If you want type safe resource safe programming I'd suggest Java, or preferably Scala.
There are now only narrow use cases for C++: embedded systems, low level systems programming, hard resource or performance constraints that you have demonstrated that you can't meet with a more tractable language.
I spent a decade writing C++, and nearly 20 years more working in Java, Scala, C# and F#. Only very occasionally have I had to fall back to C++ to meet some non-functional requirement.
The idea of writing a large scale system with a modern distributed architecture in C++ is ludicrous. Even if you could, what would be the point? And where would you get the developers.
Not quite a dead language, but one with increasingly little point
So when can you get in the first self-driving car? GM says 2019. Mobileye says 2021. Waymo says 2018 – yes, this year
Re: I have a 2018 Nissan Leaf with ProPilot...
No, they just have to work significantly more safely than human driven vehicles, which is actually a pretty low target. In the UK there were 1716 road fatalities in the UK, and 24,101 serious injuries. No automated technology that caused that level of injuries would be acceptable, and it's actually quite hard to see how we could make self driving cars as bad as that. 26000 serious injuries and deaths is 70 every single day.
If we had most cars being self driving I suspect that we could reduce that by 90% or more. For a start 13% of those fatalities involved drivers over the limit.
Re: Well, I guess we're not going to proceed with Veracode then
Probably a good call. Software company acquisitions very rarely work out well for customers or employees. Presumably they work out OK for the shareholders of the companies concerned, but I'm not usually in that category..
I used to work at CA in the dodgy days of recently released convicted felon and ex CEO Sanjay Kumar and completely innocent ex CEO Charles Wang.
I sure it's all absolutely fine there now. Oh yes, definitely.
Stone age tools
vi is a stone age tool, emacs is probably bronze age.
I've been using emacs (and vi/vim, if necessary) since the 80's, but you I know for a fact that I can produce better code faster in Java or Scala with modern tools.
You can carve what ever you want out of wood with a flint axe, but you can't build a 747 or a skyscraper with one. You can strap whatever you want to vim by way of plugins, but it's never going to be the sort of power tool that IntelliJ is.
Re: Stick with RAID and LTO instead.
Any business? What about, say, a big online retailer? There's one beginning with A that might disagree. Or that large search engine beginning with G.
The old ways are the best, aren't they? Young people today, they don't know they're born, what with their tattoos, and their beards, and their hyperscale resilient distributed architectures. And you can't tell if they're boys or girls. And their music, it's just thump thump thump ...
Re: There is one born every day...
I don't think it's a scam, because there's no mark, and there's no payoff. It might be wrong, but having followed this for a long time, I think it's most probably either genuinely wrong or genuinely right.
Black Light Power is more likely to be a scam, because they've been tapping investors for large sums of money for a really long time. However their recent results are certainly intriguing.
And yes, if you combine a working emDrive with an efficient BLP you can get to the outer solar system in months, the nearest star in a decade or two.
The probability that both are real is low, but if it turns out that they are, then the future we were promised might just arrive before I pop my clogs.
Re: When UBER loses the Appeal
Uber isn't prebooking. You can't prebook a car with Uber. It depends on scale so that it usually (in London at least) has a car only a few minutes away. It's unclear how this ruling will affect their business model. I would guess not that much.
They'll need to figure out some way of defining when people are getting their hourly rate, and some kind of controls about how many rides they have to accept during that time, but other than that it will be business as usual
The fares will probably go up, but there will be even more people wanting to drive for Uber as a result, which will make the service better, and that may be enough to keep demand up too.
Re: minimum weight
Even if s/he's upside down his forward velocity will decreasing fairly violently if the aircraft was doing mach 2 when the handle was pulled
It's quite possible that drag will slow down the pilot vertically too - a bang seat will initially be accelerating at 20+G and won't take long to exceed the terminal velocity
I don't want to defend the apple tax, or journos using the full retail value of unsold goods, but 16 USD for an iphone is way off
According to this reasonably credible sounding thing
The bill of materials for an iPhone 7 is 225 USD.
To this you need to add manufacturing costs, packaging and shipping - maybe 25 USD
You should also allocate some portion of R&D, marketing and admin costs, Apple spends around 10B USD a year on R&D, amounting to 4% of revenue (234B USD), so we could estimate that around 30 USD of the 650 USD price of an iPhone is R&D.
If we allow similar amounts for marketing and admin, we get to around 100 USD total for overheads.
So my estimate of the cost of an iPhone to Apple is 350 USD, call it 350 euros.
So our lunatic froggy friend would need to smash 140 or so iphones to reach 50K euros - unlikely, though he did smash some macbooks and imacs too, which which will have increased his run rate
Re: Anyone know how well it works with spectacles?
It works OK with specs. I have high prescription astigmatism and the headset fits well over my glasses, The headband is adjustable. There's a removable nose support that I tend to take off. I've worn it for quite long periods and it's not caused any eyestrain. Main problems are people in the office wanting a go and/or taking the piss.
Generally it's a really interesting technology. If I can get the thing I'm working on working it might even be useful.
Since you asked
area of pin head = 2mm^2 = 2 * 10^-6 m^2
mass of an african bush elephant = 6000 kg
force exerted by elephant on earth = 6000 * 9.8 = 58,800 N
1 pascal = 1 N / m^2
Pressure of 1 elephant standing on tippy toe on a pin head
58,800 / 2 * 10^-6 = 58,800 * 10^6 / 2 = 29.4 gigapascals
Therefore 29 and a bit elephants
Whenever someone comes up with a name for something, hoary old IT greybeards immediately pipe up with "we've been doing that for ages, what's everyone so excited about?". The fact is that giving abstract ideas names enables people to have conversations about them, to refine them, to decide how they apply to their situation and to secure backing to roll them out. See also agile, DevOps,
Not sure about that. It's neat enough, but most of it depends on updating a global struct editorConfig instance E. It wouldn't have been that hard or that many more lines (could be less), to wrap this up so that changes to this global state were encapsulated. Some tests would be nice, too.
Love the comment on enableRawMode
I don't think that the "oeriod of air turbulence" as you call it will be short, and is quite likely to result in the the wings coming off the plane.
While I have some sympathy with your arguments, it's simply not worth the recession, the nosedive in the value of the pound , the inflation, the rise in interest rates and the additional unemployment that will inevitably follow for the at least a couple of years until the divorce is finalized.
There are lots of positive reasons for remaining in - trade, the economic benefits of migration, solidarity and common purpose with our neighbours - but fundamentally the main reason for staying is that we will all be poorer if we do.
If it sounds dodgy, it is dodgy
It should be a legal requirement that all software used to decide the outcome of elections should be open source. Determining the winner in elections run on a non First Past the Post basis (Single Transferrable Vote and various forms of PR) can require some relatively complicated algorithms. The implementation of these algorithms needs to be open to public scrutiny so that it is harder for errors or deliberate cheating to affect the outcome of the democratic process.
Human counted election are transparent because the counting is done in public by a large group of people.
Computer counted elections can only be equivalently transparent if the source code is open to all for inspection.
And there's no need for this code to be closed source. The vendors have to adjust their business models from "selling election software" to "providing election vote counting services"
Re: enables high speed interstellar travel – but with only minimal fuel
Yes it does. It's electric. You gather your electrons using Solar panels. You accelerate half way there, then turn around a decelerate the rest of the way. No fuel. If you are heading away from the sun then you might need to start decelerating a bit sooner, to account for the lower power as you get further away