Posts by GoatBoy

Phoenix chokes on 'clumpy' Martian soil

send ants to break that shit down

my lawn says yes

Apple's iPhone numbers do not add up

erm

Or Apple just make shit up for the analysts. Volume shipments aren't audited by the, er, auditors, and even if they were, the big audit firms aren't too keen on actually having to check the figures in return for their fee.

Apple managed to cheat the stock option system for years, so why not do the same with volume shipments.

Hannah Montana fails to defy laws of physics

But she is REAL

I think you have to watch the improbable shite that is Hannah Montana to appreciate the improbable shite of the hocus pocus.

Or avoid both preferrably.